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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles (S01E01)

"Tubby Toby, what happened to you?"
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"Two divorces and 35 pounds went just like that."
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"Oh, this is just like the good old days."
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"Whoever thought of this reunion"
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"was a genius."
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"Oh, yes. Oh, it was your idea."
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"Ever tell you about the time"
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"I bit a bowling ball in half?"
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"Oh, we're gonna have such a great time."
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"Well, what are we waiting for?"
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"Well, we're waiting for this clown"
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"to give us our rooms."
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"Now, let's see..."
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"Wait a minute, picture."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Look over here."
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"Thank you."
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"Uh, keep it at 12 knots, Mr. Walters."
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"And call me when we're 25 miles out."
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"Right."
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"Well, Dad, uh,"
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"what do you think about the Pacific Princess?"
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"Amazing."
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"Why, thank you."
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"Amazing that we've been at sea 45 minutes,"
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"and you've been on the bridge exactly four."
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"Now, look, Dad,"
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"I, uh, happen to know what I'm doing,"
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"and so does my deputy captain."
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"As senior officer,"
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"I never trusted my ship to anyone."
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"We didn't win the big war sittin' in our cabins."
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"We were right there in the thick of battle."
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"Well, uh, it just happens that it's been a long time"
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"since a cruise ship has been attacked"
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"off the California coast."
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"Come in."
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"Uh, pardon me, sir."
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"Could I speak to you a moment?"
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"Alone?"
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"Oh, that's all right."
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"You can talk to me in front of my son."
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"What is it, Mr. Smith?"
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"Well, sir, we're having a little problem"
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"with the number two E-N-G-I-N-E."
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"Well, then, let's F-I-X it."
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"Dad, please."
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"You don't have to say "please" to me."
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"It's a pleasure to help."
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"What kind of an engine do you have?"
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"Um, a broken one."
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"Well, aren't you a nice big doggie."
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"What are you doing on this ship?"
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"Uh, look, now,"
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"I'm just gonna take a little swim here."
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"Hey!"
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"Hello out there! Help!"
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"Aren't you changed yet?"
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"I was just reading."
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"Well, don't you professors get enough of that stuff"
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"in the classroom?"
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"Let's go get some sunshine."
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"Tennyson is very good for the soul."
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"Well, I don't need something to help my soul,"
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"I need something to help my love life."
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"Right."
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"Hey, let's play Romance Roulette."
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"Oh, no. No."
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"Oh, that's a great idea!"
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"Oh, no Romance Roulette. Come on."
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"I thought we gave up that nonsense in college."
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"Hey, what is wrong with picking up a guy,"
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"having a little fun and then dumping him?"
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"Men do it all the time. Mm-hm."
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"Look, I am not about to make a play"
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"for some total stranger"
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"just because he happens to blurt out"
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"some silly word we pick."
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"We're playing the game,"
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"and that's all there is to it."
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"And, Regina, you're wearing one of my suits."
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"The only guy you can attract in this thing"
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"is Jacques Cousteau."
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"See you in the deep end."
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"Then it's settled."
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"The code word is "screwdriver.""
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"Now, the first three guys that come up to the bar"
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"and ask for a screwdriver"
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"are the ones we try to pick up, right?"
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"Right. Okay, who leads off?"
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"You two start."
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"No, no, let's be democratic about this."
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"We'll go by age. You first, Beth."
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"Oh, youngest first."
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"Ms. Wilson wants a refill."
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"Orange juice and vodka."
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"Oh, orange juice and vodka. That's my man."
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"No cheating. He has to say screwdriver."
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"Okay."
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"Ooh, that looks delicious."
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"What is that?"
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"It's, uh... Uh, orange juice and vodka."
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"Oh. Well, isn't there a name for that drink?"
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"Yes, it's, uh..."
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"Can I have a screwdriver, please?"
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"Of course."
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"That's what you call it."
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"A screwdriver."
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"Now you tell me. Um..."
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"Haven't we met someplace before?"
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"I don't know."
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"You ever been to Hackensack?"
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"Hackensack?"
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"Well, why don't we sit down,"
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"and we'll talk about it. Heh."
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"Sir, your drink."
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"I don't mean to be forward, but can I pick you up?"
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"Can blue serge pick up lint?"
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"Excuse my friend."
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"Wanna see my cabin?"
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