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Clips from The Simpsons - Bye Bye Nerdie (S12E12)

"That's a pretty big caboose for a baby."
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"Homer, don't be-Wow, that is huge."
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"Ooh! Pretty colors. Me want a drink."
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"Oh!"
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"You see how quickly your baby could have been drinking this "Similac Baby Formula"?"
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"Oh. This is such an eye-opener."
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"I always pictured the kids dying in the living room."
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"Okay. With the window bars, toilet latches..."
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"dingo alarm and grapefruit squirt shield, your total cost would be-"
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"- Wow! I'm rich! - Three dollars?"
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"- Here's your estimate. - Mm-hmm. Hmm."
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"We don't need your high-price safety junk."
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"Thank you."
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"Look at the new kid hogging the teeter-totter. It's like she owns the place."
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"Yeah! She thinks she's - Pig in the City."
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"Not as long as I keep taking these."
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"Well, someone's gotta make her feel welcome."
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"Hi there."
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"My name's Lisa. What's yours?"
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"Now don't feel bad, honey."
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"Did you know back in grade school, I had a bully problem myself?"
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"# Everybody was kung fu fighting #"
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"#Those cats were fast as lightning ##"
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"Good times."
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"Why don't you try reaching out to this new girl?"
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"Well, lots of people like jazz fusion."
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"What if you two bond over your Malibu Stacy dolls?"
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"They're not dolls. They're aspiration figures."
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"That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us..."
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"safety covers for the electrical outlets."
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"But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away."
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"I think we got off to a bad start."
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"So- Hey! You like Malibu Stacy too."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"with the grad student glamour pack..."
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"just like the one in my..."
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"Iocker."
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"That's mine, isn't it?"
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"Tastes like yours."
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"How aboutjazz? Do you likejazz?"
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"I like jazz."
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"Milhouse? She got you too?"
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"Yeah, but it's not so bad. I'm standing on Ralph."
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"We're a totem pole."
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"Daddy's protecting you from all the sharp, scary things."
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"Here. Hold this a sec."
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"Oh, my-"
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"it- down."
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"No, no, no!"
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"Now do you realize how unsafe the American home is?"
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"Baby accidents occur every three minutes."
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"Yeah, but this is me talking."
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"Look. I already encased the telephone in concrete."
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"Reach into these holes. I use a carrot."
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"Isn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous?"
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"- Baby could order poison. - Oh, that's ridiculous."
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"Poison Delivery Service. A gift basket of poisons is on its way."
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"Oh, I'm a horrible mother."
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"Of course you are."
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"Marge, I finally discovered the reason God made me-"
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"to protect his tiniest, most breakable creatures."
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"And I've got to share that gift with the world."
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"Get her out of here."
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"Why you throwing tomatoes at yourself?"
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"Your very question is faulty."
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"You're faulty!"
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"Knock, knock."
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"What do you want?"
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"We're offering a recess and lunch package that's very affordable."
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"- You sure this was done by hand? - Yeah. She's a real purist."
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""She"? Sorry. We don't do girls."
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"- They bite and kick and scratch. - And sometimes we fall in love."
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"Wow. There's so much I don't understand about bullying."
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"Yeah. There's a lot of history there."
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"I just don't understand Francine's motivation."
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"Why does she only go after the smart ones?"
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"That's like asking the square root of a million. No one will ever know."
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"# Oh, de, doo, doo Saving those babies #"
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"#And the soft spots on their head Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ##"
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"And I've got the perfect solution."
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"Yeah. And, you know, down the line..."
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"you might want to switch to a nice, round Buddha."
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"- But we are Hindu. - So am I, but I don't get all huffy about it."
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"# Out on a limb Just haul off andjump right in #"
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"- I'm sorry. - Oh, that's all right, lad."
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"It reminds me why I got into this business."
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"Willie, I need to see the school security tapes."
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"Security tapes?"
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"Why does the school need to watch us all the time?"
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"- School? - Oh, here's the tape I need."
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"Oh, my God. That roll of towels is nearing the end!"
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"Ach! It's on double red stripe!"
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"How did she know I was there?"
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"Hey. That time she looked right at me and didn't touch me."
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"Of course. The nose clip."
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"Hey, Willie. I think I'm onto something. Check this out."
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"Not talking, eh, Willie?"
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"Just listen then. I think I figured out..."
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"what sets off that big ape Francine."
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"- Then I shall drip like a pot roast. - Excellent."
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"Now don't mind the squeegee."
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"but it feels so right."
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"I sincerely urge you all to stay in school."
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"Thank you, Drederick Tatum. That was truly a K.O."
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""Knockout Oration.""
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"- Need a ride home? - You really don't want that. Trust me."
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"Mr. Tatum, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag?"
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"No. Not at all. Swab away."
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"Whoa, whoa. Nobody mentioned a beaker."
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"Please? It's for science."
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"- Lisa, this is outrageous. Explain yourself. - Shh! It's working. Look."
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"Hey. Cut it out. I insist that you desist."
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"Sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"- Men. - Boo!"
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"Canceled."
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"It's sweeping Springfield, thanks to one crusading parent."
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"That's me! Safety dance!"
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"#You can dance You can dance #"
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"But while Homer Simpson has made our babies safe..."
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"he's made infant-related businesses cry- all the way away from the bank."
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