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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart vs. Australia (S06E06)

"Americo-Australianian relations are at an all-time low."
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"In the late 1980s, the U.S. Experienced a short-lived infatuation..."
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"...with Australian culture."
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"The Aussies thought this would be permanent."
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"I know those words, but that sign makes no sense."
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"Anyway, the down-under fad fizzled, and the diplomatic climate..."
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"...turned absolutely frosty."
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"Let's pretend we didn't see that."
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"And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further."
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"Oh, he'll agitate you. He sure will."
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"- What can we do for you? - It's too late..."
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"...to pay back the money."
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"...we'd like to imprison Bart for five years."
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"That's tough but fair. Boy, go with the man."
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"No, no, no!"
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"I'm not gonna have my son go to jail over some silly tiff with Australia."
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"You'll just have to find some other country to have relations with."
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"You're sure, now? The prison train is sailing."
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"Okay, I'm not hearing a lot of support for prison."
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"There is one other option."
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"They'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia."
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"All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?"
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"I can handle that. I'm an expert at phony apologies."
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"- Bart! - I'm sorry."
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"It's 6:45 a.m., next Wednesday."
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"You may also be interested to know that it's summer here, not winter."
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"Any foreign creature you bring in could upset the environmental balance."
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"Sorry, girl, I don't want to get in any more trouble down here."
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"I'll pick you up on the way home."
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"...who can't laugh or smile or anything?"
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"No, sir! U.S. Marine Corps, sir!"
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"Oh, yeah. This is the life."
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"Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?"
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"I'm way ahead of you, Dad."
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"Knock. Simpsons, I'd like you to meet our ambassador..."
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"...the Honorable Averil Ward."
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"Hello. Now, everything is all set for Bart's apology."
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"Mr. Conover will meet you at the Parliament House at 3 p.m."
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"Any questions?"
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"- Do the toilets go backwards in here? - No."
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"To combat homesickness, we have a device that makes..."
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"...them swirl the correct American way."
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"Sweet land of liberty"
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"Of thee I sing"
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"Hey, GI Joe, your sign's broken. We're already in Australia."
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"Actually, sir, the embassy is considered American soil, sir."
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"Really? Look, boy. Now I'm in Australia."
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"Now I'm in America. Australia. America."
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"- Australia. - I get it, Dad."
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"Homer, that's enough."
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"Here in America, we don't tolerate that crap, sir."
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""Australia was founded as a settlement for British convicts.""
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"Lisa, watch your camera."
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"You call that a knife?"
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"This is a knife."
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"- That's not a knife. That's a spoon. - All right, all right. You win."
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"I see you've played knifie-spoonie before."
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"Hey, give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about."
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"Something wrong, Yank?"
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"No. It's pretty big, I guess."
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"- I'll just have a cup of coffee. - Beer it is."
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"No, I said, coffee."
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"- Beer? - Coffee."
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"Beer?"
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"- C-O... - B-E..."
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"We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck, honey."
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"Bart, I'm sorry I'm gonna miss your public humiliation."
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"But the Walambaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up."
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"Hear ye! Hear ye! This session will now come to order."
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"With the cooperation of the U.S. Department of State..."
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"...we have present today one Bart Simpson."
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"I believe he has something to say."
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"Bart?"
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"Well, you're free to go, Bart..."
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"...right after your additional punishment."
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"- Punishment! - A mere apology would be a bit empty."
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"Let the booting begin!"
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"- Booting? - It's just a little kick in the bum."
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"What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?"
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"Mr. Simpson, shush. Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense."
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"It's one of their proudest traditions."
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"You sold us out, Conover!"
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"So help me God, I'll boot him!"
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"When will you Australians learn?"
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"In America, we stopped using corporal punishment."
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"And things have never been better. The streets are safe..."
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"...old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys..."
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"...and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities."
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"So like us, let your children run wild and free..."
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"...because, as the old saying goes:"
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"I'll stop them."
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"Oh, no, it's coming back this way."
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"That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us."
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"Hey, we can get away in their pouches."
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"It's not like in cartoons."
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"Yeah. There's a lot more mucus."
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"Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right?"
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"Well, I want a didjeridu."
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"That seems very noisy and expensive for a souvenir."
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"Why don't you get this nice cap. It's clever, just like you."
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"Get out! Get out! Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!"
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"These bloody things are everywhere. They're in the lift, the lorry..."
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"...in the bon whizzer, and the Malonga Gilderchuck."
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"They're like kangaroos. But they're reptiles, they is."
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"We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs."
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"What? That's an odd name."
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"I'd have called them chazwazzers."
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"Lisa!"
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"Marge!"
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"The Simpsons."
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"I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that."
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"I'm very angry at the State Department right now."
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"Yes, but... Please, we're about to reach a breakthrough with the Aussies."
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"Then it's agreed. During the bargaining session, we each get two candy apples."
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"All right, one candy and one caramel."
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"Oh, for the love of criminy! Give me that!"
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"...and I'm going to punish him myself."
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"Our countries may have their differences..."
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"...but as human beings, I think we can all agree..."
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"...there's no substitute for the discipline of a loving parent."
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