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Clips from The Simpsons - Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily (S07E07)

"Oh, I love getting away from this dump."
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"It's like I'm on some wonderful drug."
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"- What's going on here? - Child welfare, ma'am."
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"Here's a little bedtime reading."
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"Mmm."
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""Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion"?"
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""Dogs mating on dining room table"?"
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"What are you doing with my children?"
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"- We're taking them where you can't get them! - What? No!"
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"No! You can't! I won't let you!"
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"Mrs. Simpson, restrain yourself, or you'll be arrested."
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"Now, just relax, kids."
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"All we're doing is taking you to..."
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"a foster home!"
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"- Yea! - Hey-diddly-ho!"
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"Welcome to your new home, neglect-a-rinos!"
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"Kids, meet your new foster family."
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"We love you!"
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"Uh, please don't hug me. It sickens me."
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"I don't judge Homer and Marge."
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"- That's for a vengeful God to do. - Mm-hmm."
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"All we wanna do is give you kids a good home until they get their act together."
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"You don't understand. Mom and Dad take good care of us."
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"That was a baby tooth."
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"It was loose!"
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"Don't you worry, little girl."
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"We'll get you some nice county dentures."
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""Parents are not to communicate with children..."
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"and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times. ""
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"We leave you the kids for three hours, and the county takes 'em away?"
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"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"
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"I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family."
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"That is so like me."
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"Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself."
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"I'm the terrible parent."
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"The boy bugs me the hell out of me, I can't help Lisa with her homework."
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"You son of a- I'll teach you to- D'oh-You-"
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"Go with it!"
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"Bart, I don't know if this should be an extra."
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"Is your source on this reliable?"
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"Oh, I hate this place!"
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"Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy, Pat Boone-ish quality to it."
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"Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders-style!"
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"I know you're still getting adjusted here."
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"Tell you what. We'll do whatever you wanna do."
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"- Watch Itchy & Scratchy.! - Well, I guess a little television won't hurt."
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"I used to let the boys watch My Three Sons, but it got 'em all worked up before bedtime."
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"The Itchy & Scratchy Show"
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"Aww!"
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"Why? Why?"
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"My only son."
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"Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?"
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"Uh, uh, that's, uh, just raspberry jam."
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"Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?"
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"- Can you see them? - I can see Lisa."
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"But it might be a starfish."
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"Yeesh! I gotta call 'em!"
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"The number you have dialed..."
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"can no longer be reached from this phone..."
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"you... negligent... monster."
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"- Ohh! - That's it!"
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"We've always tried to be good parents."
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"Please, I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family."
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"No, I don't care for children."
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"Now, wait a minute!"
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"Okay, I'm not gonna win Father of the Year."
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"In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who should have kids."
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"Uh- W- W-Well, wait- Wait. Can I start again?"
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"Fathering children is the best part of my day."
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"I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa."
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"- And, uh, Margaret? - Who? Lady, you got the wrong file."
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"- It's Maggie. - Oh, Maggie. I got nothin' against Maggie."
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"I can see you sincerely want your children back."
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"But you have a lot to learn about being parents."
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"Before I can return your children..."
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"you'll have to complete a course called family skills."
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"- It teaches parents to listen to their- - Communication. Gotcha."
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"- But it's important to- - Listen! Yes, I know!"
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"- But there's more to it than- - I have listening skills!"
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"Peek-a-boo.! I see you.!"
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"Peek-a-boo! I see you!"
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"I never heard Maggie laugh like that before."
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"When she swallowed that quarter, he spent all day with her."
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"I thought I could ride this thing out, but everything's just too weird here."
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"I know! They put honey on our pancakes instead of maple syrup."
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"And they read Newsweek instead of nothing!"
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"Come on, you gloomy Gusses. Who's up for a big bowl on nonfat ice milk?"
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"- I want wintergreen. - Unflavored for me."
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"And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack..."
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"and they told me he had lice."
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"Is this story going somewhere?"
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"Easy there, Flub. We're all gonna get a chance."
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"Mrs. Skinner, why are you here?"
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"The county is threatening to take my Seymour away."
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"Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow."
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"I kept screeching and screeching at him, but-"
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"Or childish name-calling."
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"Anybody? Okay. That's okay."
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"Because making a happy home isn't like flipping on a light switch."
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"Duh, light switch?"
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"There are tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago..."
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"such as, if you leave milk out, it can go sour."
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"Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool, wet sack."
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"And put your garbage in a garbage can, people."
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"I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window."
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"This is so humiliating."
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"Garbage in garbage can. Hmm. Makes sense."
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"Nighty-night, my sweet little foundling-a-dings."
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"But it's only 7:00."
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"Yeah! The sun is still out!"
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"They say your folks can't pay the rent"
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"So we're watching you by act of government"
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"Well, I don't know if the allegations are true"
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"But you got us and, baby, we got you"
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"Babe"
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"We got you, babe"
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"You know, Maggie hasn't been a Simpson as long as us."
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"I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad."
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"Remember how Mom used to microwave our underwear on cold days?"
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"Or the way Dad used to call the radio station with fake traffic tips?"
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