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Clips from The Simpsons - Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily (S07E07)

"They're ten feet away, and we can't even talk to them."
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"I wish I could tell them how much I miss them."
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"It's so quiet here without the kids."
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"Saxo-mo-phone"
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"Ohh."
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"I miss the way Bart would say something and then say, "Dude. ""
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"I wish I knew something about the baby I could miss now."
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"I've never been separated from the kids for so long."
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"I don't know how much more I can take."
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"That's Bart's ring!"
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"- Oh, I already knew that. - Look at the other side."
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"- Mmm. - Ohh."
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"Okay, let's see if we've learned anything."
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"I want you two to simulate a typical household problem. Go."
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"Uh, Pa, I cut myself on the screen door again."
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"Why, you cotton-pickin'-"
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"Hey!"
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"I love you, Pa!"
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"I love you, Cletis!"
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"Well, children, it's Saturday night, so..."
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"what say we let our hair down and play Bombardment-"
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"- Yea! - of Bible Questions!"
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"- Yea! - Which version shall it be?"
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"- St. James! - The Vulgate of St. Jerome.!"
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"- Vulgate it is. - Ohh."
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"Okay, for one gold star, what Persian king exempted the Levites from taxation?"
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"- Artaxerxes! - Righty-o!"
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk. Well?"
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"- I know! - No, son, we gotta let Bart and Lisa get one."
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"Come on. This one's easy."
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"Well, guess! Book of Revelations. Fire-breathing lion's head."
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"Tail made out of snakes. Who else is it gonna be?"
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"- Jesus? - Je-"
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"Je- Ohh!"
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"Don't you kids know anything? The serpent of Reheboam?"
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"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharazzeb?"
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"That's the kind of thing you should start learning at baptism."
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"Um-"
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"actually, you see- we were never baptized."
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"- Oh! Neddie? Neddie! - Huh?"
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"Neddie!"
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"No, that ain't gonna do it."
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"I'm very proud of you people."
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"You've learned how to care for your children, how to maintain your homes..."
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"and you've all passed the drug test."
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"Except for Marge. Marge, you tested positive for crack and P.C.P."
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"Oh, my!"
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"The only thing I'm high on is love-"
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"love for my son and daughters."
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"Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need."
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"All right. Sounds very good."
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"Jeepers H. Crackers!"
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"I'd better call the reverend."
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"Ned Flanders is on the phone."
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"Hello, Ned."
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"Reverend! Emergency!"
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"I-You see, the Simpson kids- Eedelee-"
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"I- B-Baptism- Oodelee-"
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"- Th- Doodly-diddly! - Ned."
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"They're all pretty much the same."
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"Damn Flanders."
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"Looks like I'm gonna have to baptize you myself."
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"Kids! We're good parents now!"
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"Oh, no. In the eyes of God, they'll be Flanderseseseses."
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"Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents."
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"But now I know you kids need a less hell-bound family."
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"Just sit back, and before you know it..."
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"you'll be part of the Flanders flock."
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"You're gonna be Lisa Flanders."
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"- You're gonna be Bart Flanders. - Aaah!"
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"Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared."
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"That's because she can't talk."
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"Daddily-doodily."
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"- Where are we going? Where are we going? - Okay, okay. Don't panic."
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"To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders."
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"and I wear the same stupid sweater every day, and-"
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"The Springfield River!"
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"But now am found"
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"Was blind, but now I"
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"Today we write a new page in the Flanders family Bible."
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"Oh, why do you hate my trains?"
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"Ooh- Son of a- Eee- Ohh- Ooh!"
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"Do you reject Satan and all his empty promises?"
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"No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"
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"- Mmm! - Wow, Dad!"
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"You took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?"
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"after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan."
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"Wait.! Homer.! What did you just say?"
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"- I said, shut your ugly face, Flanders! - Oh. Fair enough."
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"Oh, there's my sweet little Maggie."
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"Oh, Maggie, you're a Simpson again."
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"- So, what was it like at the Flanders' house? - Yeah, give me all the dirt."
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"Let's see. Dirt."
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"Dirt. Well, there wasn't really much dirt."
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"There was a bunch of old paint cans in their garage though."
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"Ol' Painty-can Ned!"
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"I always knew he'd keep his old cans of paint.!"
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"Yeah.!"
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"How do you like that?"
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"Shh!"
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"That's better."
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"Ooh.! Cooties.! Head lice.!"
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"- Mr. Simpson, would you please- - Shut up, Judge!"
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"Son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'."
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"- Get your asses out here! - We missed you so much!"
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"But I'm taking some of the ironing with me in the car."
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"Huh?"
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"Ohh!"
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"No, son. No, sirree, Bob."
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"Hmm. A disheveled and malnourished man found sleeping in his own filth."
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