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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"And who gets trapped under a fake boulder at the mall?"
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"Not me in Ohio when I was nine, that's for sure."
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"Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret."
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"The more you learn about a person,"
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"the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Oh" moment."
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"The "Oh" moment?"
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"that is going to be a deal breaker."
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"It's a promise ring."
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"I don't have an eating disorder."
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"It's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it, and then I spit it out."
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"I just turned 30."
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"So trust me, you want to postpone"
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"Mmm. I disagree. If there is some potential "Oh" moment,"
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"I want to know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?"
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"I now pronounce you, man and wife."
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"I love you."
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"I used to be a dude."
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"Yeah, I agree with Ted."
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"In a real relationship, you share everything."
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"That's why Marshall and I don't keep any secrets."
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"Go play a song on the jukebox."
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"I can think of tons of things, there's no way Marshall's told you."
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"Try me."
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"Do you know about the time Marshall was in Trenton?"
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"Donkey ate his pants. Yup."
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"Bill's bachelor party in Memphis?"
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"Oh, when they had to pump out all the nickels from his stomach?"
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"Trick question. Marshall's never been to the Pacific Northwest"
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"Damn, you're good."
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"I'm not afraid of Sasquatch, I just think we should all be on alert."
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"Trust me. Not only do they tell each other everything,"
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"they want to know everything."
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"So after the shower I was brushing my teeth. And I was like,"
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""Oh, man! I wanted to have some orange juice."
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"I should have done that first.""
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"So I just went ahead and brushed them anyway."
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"Yeah, meanwhile, Robin tells me nothing."
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"You know?"
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"She couldn't look at us, her face got flushed--"
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"that's shame, my friend."
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"Our friend Robin used to do porn, wait for it..."
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"Yeah, we didn't really need to wait for that."
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"I don't know. He could be right."
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"She does have the fake orgasm noises down."
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"That's not what I'm "hey"ing you about."
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"You know what it might be?"
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"This is going to sound a little crazy but what if Robin is married?"
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"Married? What does that have to do with the mall?"
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"Well, maybe she got married at the mall."
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"at the Mall of America. It's great."
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"She's not married. Robin hates marriage."
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"At the mall."
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"No, because before Robin moved to New York, she..."
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"she kind of clams up."
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"She's a pretty private person."
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"Except when she's talking about..."
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"Oh, a friend of mine in Canada got married way too young"
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"and it really turned her off to marriage."
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"What do you think of this wedding cake?"
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"Oh, I like it."
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"Hey, you remember that friend of mine in Canada"
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"who got married way too young?"
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"Her wedding cake was a Mrs. Fields' giant cookie."
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"No."
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"My friend in Canada who got married way too young,"
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"they had to do their vows twice, once in French."
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"So you don't think there's any "friend" from Canada?"
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"Oh, I'm sure there is."
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"Just like I have a "friend" who wet his bed till he was ten."
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"Use your brain, Ted."
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"Guys, there's no way Robin is married."
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"I need another beer."
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"Robin was not in porn. I bet you anything that she's married."
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"I don't have $20,000."
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"Well, then what do you have?"
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"I've got it. The ultimate wager--"
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"slap bet."
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"Oh, slap bet. We used to do those when I was a kid."
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"What the hell's a slap bet?"
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"Whoever is right gets to slap the other person in the face"
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"as hard as they possibly can-- but no rings."
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"Are you really going to do that? That's so immature."
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"- You can be Slap Bet Commissioner. - Ooh, I love it. What are my powers?"
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"Um, if a problem arises and we need a ruling, that's your job."
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"and put the integrity of slap bet above all else."
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"This is an honor you will take with you to your grave."
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"On your tombstone, it will read,"
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""Lily Aldrin, caring wife, loving friend,"
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"You said you would respect her privacy,"
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"so maybe you should just drop it."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Wow, you seem to know a lot about husbands."
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"Fine. I'll take it back."
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"Oh, hey, since you mentioned husbands, this is great, you're going to love this."
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"Marshall, you know Marshall. He thinks that the reason"
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"you didn't want to go to the mall the other day"
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"is because you got married at a mall and have a husband in Canada."
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"I told him he's crazy. Because he's crazy, right?"
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"I mean, how crazy is that?"
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"Are you asking me if I'm married?"
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"Well, you can ask me."
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"Nope, I'm not married. Your turn."
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"What happened to respecting my privacy?"
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"Ted, I don't understand why you can't--"
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"Just say, "No, I'm not married.""
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"I can't."
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"Marshall's right."
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"I was young and I got married."
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"It was a mistake and he moved away, but..."
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"yeah. I'm married."
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"You have a husband?"
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"I was young and stupid"
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"and we got married at a mall and we broke up at a mall"
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"and I... I haven't been to a mall since."
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"Why didn't you get divorced?"
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"He moved to Hong Kong for work and I was like..."
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"Good enough? That's not good enough."
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"You order pancakes, you get waffles, that's good enough."
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"Look, I haven't seen him in years."
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"It's just a part of my life I want to forget."
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