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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Only the Gala event for the Grand Opening"
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"Come on! It's on me. I'm buying three of you foot massagers"
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"- To the Willowbrook Mall! - To the Willowbrook Mall."
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"I just don't feel like going to a mall."
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"If she doesn't want to tell us why, she doesn't have to."
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"Yeah, with those people."
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"No."
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"- Dumped at a mall? - Ted."
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"Let it go."
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"I don't get it. Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?"
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"Yeah, that moment when you find out that one detail about a person"
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"You are such a cutie pie. Here's a quarter."
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"because he's afraid of Sasquatch."
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"But I already had the toothpaste on the toothbrush."
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"What happened next?"
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"Of course I know."
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"...ography."
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"And it's ridiculous."
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"Hey!"
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"What? The walls are thin."
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"numerous fine dining options, and talk about a reasonable--"
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"Well, I don't know. Whenever I ask her about Canada,"
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"They speak French there, too?"
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"God, that place is a mess."
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"- Thank you, Barney. - 'Cause it's porn."
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"$20,000 says it's porn."
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"- Well... - No."
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"But you have to be unbiased"
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"Slap Bet Commissioner.""
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"And your tombstone will read "Got slapped by Marshall, so hard he died.""
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"Okay. What if I just ask Robin point blank if she has a husband?"
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"Husband."
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"Look, just say, "No, I'm not married.""
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"Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. Please please please--"
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"Fine. Robin's married."
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"The mastress."
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"What am I going to do? My girlfriend's married."
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"It's like their money, or their army."
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"Oh, right, like you need an excuse to watch porn."
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"Trust me when I tell you their universal health care system"
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"You got to lawyer her."
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"You got to ask her a bunch of questions, try to trip her up,"
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"It means so much to me, that you could be so--"
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"Mm, thanks, Ted."
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"Well, for me to get total closure on this whole"
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"I think I might need a little bit more information,"
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"No, I just didn't know how to answer"
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"- How many bridesmaids? - Seven."
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"- You were never married! - Yes, I was."
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"and I had an apple brie panini with potato salad..."
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"And it's good, too."
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"You are driving me crazy!"
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"How about you?"
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"Crazy."
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"Then I was hungry again, so I went down to the vending machine,"
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"- Barney gets three slaps. - Three?"
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"So I just got a very interesting phone call."
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"I know Robin's secret."
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"Or should I say Robin Sparkles?"
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"How do you know that name?"
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"Robin, please don't panic."
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"It always does."
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"Please, Mr. Johnson."
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"so in the interest of Robin's dignity,"
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"How about I sing you a song?"
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"# And your cool graffiti coat #"
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"I had to go all over Canada and sing this song in malls."
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"# Today #"
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"If this is the '90s, why does it look like 1986?"
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"Looks like somebody suffered from premature slapulation."
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"Okay, I'm going to give you a choice."
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"Take it easy."
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"# Today #"
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"# Met him at the food court #"
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"# Take me to my favorite spot #"
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"# Let's go to the mall #"
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"# Let's go to the ma-a-all #"
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"# Let's go to the mall #"
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"# Let's go to the ma-a-all #"
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"# Let's go to the mall #"
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"..learn about relationships is that you're never done"
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"getting to know someone."
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"Everyone has secrets."
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"Some are nice."
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"That is so cool."
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"Some aren't as nice."
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"And then there was Derek, and counting you,"
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"I've been counting along."
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"And some are just weird."
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"You're scared of the seven dwarfs?"
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"Just Doc. He's creepy."
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"I mean the guy went to medical school."
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"Oh, man! I'm so excited. I couldn't sleep last night."
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"- I bet you guys couldn't either. - Why?"
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"of Sharper Image's 500th store. Didn't you get my email?"
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"No, I blocked your address after the fourth time"
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"you sent me the video of the monkey sniffing his own butt."
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"and one of you a nose hair trimmer. You know who you are."
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"Okay, I'm in."
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"Oh, it's at a mall? I'm not going."
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"What? Why not?"
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"We can split a Cinnabon."
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"No, I'm really not going to go."
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"- Come on, it'll be fun. - No, I don't go to malls!"
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"Sorry, I just don't like malls."
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"Why not?"
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"I'd rather not say."
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"- Sharper Images. - But that's where clothes live."
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"Guys, guys, guys, Robin doesn't like malls."
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"I think we should all just respect her privacy."
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"Thanks, Ted."
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"So, what's the deal with you and malls?"
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"I thought you said that, if I didn't want to talk about it,"
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"I didn't have to."
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"But I'm your boyfriend. Come on. What is it?"
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"Did you get arrested at a mall?"
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"Found out you were Canadian at a mall?"
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"Trapped under a fake boulder at a mall?"
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"- Let it go. - Mauled at the mall?"
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"Let it go!"
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