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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Nannies (S08E08)

"You need to give yourself some time to heal."
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"Robin, I spent seven grand on merch. This is happening."
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"- Hey. - Hello, Marshall."
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"[Signs] So Lily's dad just showed up two days ago unannounced."
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"Remember when I bought all those Mexican fireworks..."
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"Oh, God. You blew up the house."
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"Wha-Blew up the house?"
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"Oh, no. Nothing like that. No. [ Laughs ]"
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"No, the fireworks blew up the garage. The house burned down."
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"[ Sniffs ] Holy frijoles! Do I smell brownies?"
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"We covered that fire on the news."
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"I had no idea “Naked Man Runs Back into Inferno..."
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"to Rescue Potato Salad” was Mickey."
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"My hour's up. Your turn, Marshall."
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"Oh, no."
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"Baby Marvin, did you just go poo-poo?"
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"Craziest thing. He just Went poo-poo this very second."
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"Hmm. Are you sure this poo-poo didn't happen on your Watch..."
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"What kind of mother lets her son sit in his own filth..."
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"for an extra nine minutes and 42 seconds?"
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"I got my eye on you, Aldrin."
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"It's Watering right now..."
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"I can't believe I have to go back to work on Monday..."
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"and we still haven't found a nanny."
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"Oh! Are you kidding? My dad was never there for me when I was a kid."
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"Oh, Daddy can't pick a horse to save his freakin' life."
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"All I need is just one lucky number."
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"Hey, whens your birthday?"
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"Today."
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"We've got to find a nanny, and my dads definitely not it."
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"Well, um-And this doesn't solve your nanny problem..."
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"but if you're in need of a babysitter, Nick and I could do it."
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"Um, if any couple is clicking these days, ifs me and Victoria."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Do you think that you and Victoria..."
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"are clicking more than me and Nick?"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, when you're in a new relationship..."
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"[ Inhales ] Anyway, I should get going."
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"I have to go get a key made for Nick- for my apartment. Ha-burn."
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"Maybe the locksmith who made the key I gave to Victoria will give you a deal."
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"Oh, wait. He won't remember me. It was three weeks ago."
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"- Ha-double-burn. - Nick signed for a package when I wasn't there."
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"♪ ♪ [ Ends ]"
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"[ Ted Narrating ] The next day .."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Eriksen..."
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"I promise to create a safe, nurturing environment..."
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"full of learning, laughter and love..."
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"so that even when we have to eat lima beans..."
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"we know everything will be just fine."
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"Because you're an angel sent from heaven?"
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"- Because Mrs. Buckminster is here. - [ Sighs ]"
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"The search is over."
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"Mrs. Buckminster, we just need to know your salary."
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"Oh, delightful."
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"Well, my weekly fee is-"
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"- [ Marshall, Lily Crying] - There, there."
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"I'm sure you'll find someone you like just as much."
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"Oh. Wait."
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"This Wedding reply card already has one."
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"Why, you ask?"
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"Victoria and I are R.S.V.P.'ing to a wedding in Jamaica..."
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"six months from now."
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"Oh. Jamaica."
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"Yeah."
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"That's an island, right?"
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"Depends Where you're going with this."
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"All the way to the island of Hawaii. Why, you ask?"
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"Well, I was invited to spend New Year's there last night..."
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"when I met Nick's parents."
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"Have you, um, met Victoria's parents, Ted?"
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"As a matter of fact, I haven't."
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"Are they, Ted?"
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"No. Damn it!"
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"I can't think of an innovative Way to bang chicks..."
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"that properly honors my return to the game."
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"Sure, I've tried some old reliables."
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"I suppose there is one Way I could... get you off."
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"I've used that admittedly awesome line a thousand times."
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"You're better than this, Barney."
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"Bangtoberfest used to mean something."
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"- You just made it up yesterday. - Enough questions."
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"I need time to think."
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"Lousy."
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"Mrs. Buckminster was a spoonful of sugar..."
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"but so far, everyone we can afford on this Web site, HeyNannyNanny.com..."
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"is Scary Poppins."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] But Lily and Marshall needed a nanny..."
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"so they forged ahead with their search."
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"So “zero experience” as a nanny?"
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"Right. But in rehab, I was in charge of the cats, and only two died."
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"So I figured-"
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"How do you feel about spanking?"
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"- [Coughs] I'm available. - Dad, we know."
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"[ Coughs ] I wasn't talking to you."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] Finally they met Julie Jorgensen."
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"You're from St. Cloud, Minnesota? I'm from St. Cloud."
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"Really? Oh, you must know my dad. George Jorgensen?"
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"Of course. George Jorgensen's Organs."
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"Last year my brother joined the business."
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"- Who knew that Morgan Jorgensen would go into organs? - Anyway, Julie-"
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"Is it still called George Jorgensen's Organs..."
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"or did they change it to George Jorgensen and Son Organs?"
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"They changed it to George and Morgan Jorgensen's Organs. Guess whose idea that was."
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"[ Marshall, Julie] Morgan's."
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"They just opened a new shop out of state."
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"- Oh, yeah? Where? - Oregon."
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"- What's that one called? - Piano Town."
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"Well, you have experience..."
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"- and I think ifs safe to say you have my husbands approval. - Ohh."
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"- What's your salary? - Oh, um, ifs right there."
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"Julie, we would love for you to be our nanny."
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"Oh, thank you so much."
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"Um, I just have one last interview today."
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"But to be honest, I can't imagine liking anyone more than I like you guys."
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"Oh!"
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"- Thank you. Bye. - [ Marshall] Bye."
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"Well, she was a total bitch."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] That night, Lily and Marshall called Julie..."
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"I'm so sorry. I can't."
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"Don't tell us you took the other job."
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