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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Nannies (S08E08)

"And Barney, having broken his engagement with Quinn..."
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"I'm available. [Clicking Tongue]"
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"“Bangtoberfest."
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"Hey."
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"so I'd never have to buy Christmas presents again?"
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"[ Grunts, Groans]"
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"and you just ran out the clock until it was my problem?"
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"Oh! Yeah, right."
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"but I got my eye on you."
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"Well, if Grandpa Mickeys there, couldn't he just-"
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"And when he was-"
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"We're really clicking as a couple."
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"Oh, that's precious."
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"and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly."
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"Lily and Marshall's nanny search hit pay dirt."
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"or we get a boo-boo on our knee..."
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"And do you know why?"
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"I wanna bury my head in the safety of your bosom."
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"- No, we won't. - Not like you!"
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"Hey, Robin, can I borrow a stamp?"
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"Ha-aloha-burn."
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"Because they're dead."
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"Are they really dead?"
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"Bangtoberfest is a flop."
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"[ Blue-collar Accent ] Ten unpaid parking tickets."
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"No."
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"Bangtoberfest is about innovation, about ideas."
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"So, how's the nanny search going, Lil?"
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"[Coughs] I'm available. [ Coughs, Clears Throat]"
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"Really."
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"[Lily] Yay."
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"hoping she'd accept the job."
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"And frankly, I was stumped, until-"
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"[Barney] And there it was."
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"and two, he doesn't exist."
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"And in the end..."
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"Once the interview is over, I... Went in for the kill."
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"I repeat. it-It would not be appropriate."
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"Barney, I just Went five months with no help..."
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"Marshall, let's go."
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"- [ Scoffs] - Mm-hmm."
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"Aw. [ Laughs ]"
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"Overcompensating a bit?"
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"How could the Giants pass on third and one?"
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"- They suck, Ted. - I know."
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"[ Scoffs ] You wanna dance, Mosby?"
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"Victoria's a slob."
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"Well, at least I'm not dating a girl."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] So just as Lily was about to call in sick..."
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"I mean, uh, What are you doing here?"
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"Okay, somebody who is not in the middle of a race..."
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"should probably go talk to her."
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"to feast on the ant colony breeding on Victoria's unwashed dishes."
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"It was a nightmare."
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"I'm walking down the street, minding my own business..."
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"And then-"
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"What is Wrong with me?"
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"that blonde at the bar looks as loose as my rear molars."
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"To making these relationships last."
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"Quick question. Um, where's Marvin?"
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"Dad, What happened?"
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"But I actually ran in to get this photo album..."
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"Sure."
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"Dad, I never realized you were there for me."
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"[Shutter Clicks]"
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"[ Exhales ]"
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"Six months later, guess What gambling addicts thumbs had metal pins in them."
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"♪ I took up to you ♪"
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"♪ You don't look down on me ♪"
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"♪ What do you see in me? ♪"
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"- When did you get so good with kids? - Know something, honey?"
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"You don't remember this, but, um, for the first few years of your life..."
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"your mom worked and I was a stay-home dad."
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"I thought Grandma and Grandpa took care of me."
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"Well, they visited a lot, but I was the guy who took care of you."
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"You know, America thinks I ran into that burning house to get potato salad."
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"How come there are no pictures of me after I go to preschool?"
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"Well-"
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"Okay. Well, have fun..."
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"on your first day at preschool, princess."
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"There you go."
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"[ Exhales ]"
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"Belmont Racetrack."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to go just once."
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"[Clicks Tongue] This guy. Barn."
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"Look, honey, I was a jerk who wasn't there for most of your childhood..."
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"and I regret that every single day of my life."
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"But I promise you I'm here now..."
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"for Marvin-if you want."
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"You're hired."
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"♪ Is it oceans of blue? ♪"
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"♪ How do you ♪"
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"♪ Make the colors sing ♪"
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"♪ In a thousand crazy ways? ♪"
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"♪ Most things will be okay ♪"
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"Ten parking tickets, huh?"
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"I suppose there is a Way I could, uh, get you off."
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"Why'd I ever doubt a classic?"
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"Now, now, now."
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"This is exactly the sort of behavior..."
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"you hired me to put an end to, Mr. Stimson."
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"Off with you, dear. Go make better decisions."
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"You're right."
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"Thanks, Mrs. Buckminster."
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"You're welcome. And I'm proud of you for trying to change."
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"What you're doing with these young women..."
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"is simply not appropriate."
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"That can never happen again."
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"Oh, pish posh."
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"You said that five times ago."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] Kids, October of 2012..."
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"kicked off the autumn of breakups."
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"was slowly trying to pick himself back up."
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"Welcome to Bangtoberfest!"
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"Have a Bangtoberfest T-shirt."
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"Have a Bangtoberfest T-shirt."
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"- [Woman Screams] - Sorry about your eye."
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"This time it's really not personal.”"
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"Barney, you just Went through some really big emotional stuff."
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