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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Who Wants to Be a Godparent (S08E08)

"once your Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily found a nanny for baby Marvin..."
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"Hey."
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"And we were doing our best to abide."
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"you owe him the $70,000 he paid for it, or else."
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"You know, he's not usually funny like that."
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"Let's ride, big daddy."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"At best, she was a six, six and a half."
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"I cleared my whole night for you guys."
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"I promise we'll hang out soon."
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"- See you guys. - All right."
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"♪ Booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere ♪"
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"♪ ♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]"
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"♪ [ Ends ]"
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"sitting at home, planning for your own deaths?"
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"Yep, we found this Web site that helps you make a will."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Knife job. Guy made a real mess of it too."
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"Fine! Not my mom."
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"It's going to be legen-Wait for it."
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"so maybe ifs better if you two just die right now-...dary."
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"♪ ♪ [ Note ]"
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"♪ And on that farm he had some chicks ♪"
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"Huh?"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh!"
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"♪ The boobs on the bus go up and down ♪"
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"What, you think you can bribe them with a stroller?"
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"I call it the broiler. Go ahead. Look inside."
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"Yeah, but Papa does."
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"- [ Marshall ] Yeah. - You see, guys, we were really struggling with this decision."
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"♪ All through the town ♪"
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"How can you even say it?"
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"and a universally beloved skill for gamesmanship?""
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"You take a bunch of guardianship scenarios, throw 'em on a Wheel..."
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"Contestants, here's how the game works."
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"Ready to play? Great. Lily, spin that Wheel!"
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"Now, pick up your toys and say good night to Daddy."
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"- Judges'? ' [ Raspberry]"
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"Isn't that right, kids? Hmm?"
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"Black-and-brown reversible belt."
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"Fair, but firm."
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"Okay, I'll do the dishes. You watch TV."
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"You know Where you're headed, chief?"
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"Now that's just one point, right?"
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"- Lily. - [ All ] Spin that Wheel!"
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"Barney, how would you teach young Marvin about the facts of life?"
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"♪ They lay together and copulate ♪"
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"Well, yeah, I, for one, don't think you have to teach Marvin a thing."
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"- [Chimes] - Robin wins again."
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"Actually, that's a joist..."
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"- [ Marshall ] First heartbreak. - [ Toy Rattles ]"
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"but you'll love again someday."
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"Guys, guys, guys! Okay! All right!"
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"The end of an era, just like that?"
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"Or Robin's, um-"
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"[ Lily] Hey, guys."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] And for the first time in almost half a year-"
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"[Chattering Laughing]"
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"Really?"
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"And Lily and Marshall finally decided on a guardian."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] Kids..."
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"they were excited for their fist day out together in five months."
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"- Mama! Dada! - Oh."
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"Ah. So, now that there's no screaming baby to distract us..."
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"What have you guys been up to lately?"
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"[ Ted Narrating ] This was a surprisingly loaded question."
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"You see, right after Marvin was born, Lily and Marshall had issued a decree."
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"New rule. You can't come to us with any issue..."
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"My dad made the funniest joke."
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"He said that since you're the reason I left the wedding..."
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"[Laughing]"
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"[ Ted Thinking ] Not promising, but not an eight."
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"Everything's great."
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"And, Robin, how's everything with Nick?"
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"Finally ready for a ride on the bike?"
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"- Robin. - Hmm?"
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"Eco-friendly."
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"She runs on corn."
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"[ Robin Thinking ] Total lady-bone killer .."
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"But not an eight."
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"Everything's great."
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"And how are things for the old Barnacle?"
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"[ Thinking ] Not an eight."
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"More like a four by the time I was done with her."
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"Everything's great."
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"To the long-awaited MacLareren's return of Marshall and Lily."
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"- [ Cheering ] - Yay!"
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"- Mmm. - Mmm."
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"I've missed this. Okay, we gotta go."
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"What-You just got here."
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"I didn't even bring my booty-call phone."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, but we just really need some time to ourselves."
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"[ Man] ♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rocking everywhere ♪"
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"Barney Stinson. How may I direct my penis?"
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"It is so nice to be out in the fresh air."
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"- You smell that? - Oh."
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"That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's."
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"Oh, God. I miss that smell."
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"You know, I thought we'd spend the whole time worrying about Marvin..."
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"but ifs actually nice to be out in the world, living life."
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"Yeah."
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"- [ Horn Honks] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Death is all around us."
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"Wow. That urine smell just got a lot stronger."
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"♪ [ Upbeat Pop ]"
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"So, you guys spent your first night out in five months..."
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"- “In the event of your death”- - [ Yelps ]"
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"I'm sorry. I-it's just real sac! to think about."
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"Oh, I know."
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"- “In the event of your death”- - [ Sobs ]"
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"Okay. You know What? Let's just start with something easy, okay?"
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"Yeah. “Please enter your zip code.”"
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"I keep reassuring Lily that this is all hypothetical."
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"Relatively speaking, New York City is very safe."
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"Please! Faulty elevators..."
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"exploding manhole covers, jealous husbands."
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"This place is a coroner's paradise."
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"They are Way more likely to eat it..."
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"in a mugging gone wrong."
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