Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Drunk Train (S07E07)

"How do I usually say it? I hate this Quinn girl!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Well,"
How I Met Your Mother
"I propose we order a bottle of wine."
How I Met Your Mother
"- Propose! - Not propose. Suggest."
How I Met Your Mother
"Why don't we get an appetizer?"
How I Met Your Mother
"How about the... onion rings?"
How I Met Your Mother
"I mean, diamond rings."
How I Met Your Mother
"I mean, onion circles."
How I Met Your Mother
"I know they're fattening,"
How I Met Your Mother
"but I hear this place has great onion circles."
How I Met Your Mother
"So, Robin, about not telling them?"
How I Met Your Mother
"The green salad looks interesting."
How I Met Your Mother
"You're so much better without him."
How I Met Your Mother
"If you ask me, Vinnie's a real jerk."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ow!"
How I Met Your Mother
"So what do you do?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, I teach architecture, and I also..."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, big man with a job."
How I Met Your Mother
"You think yore better than me?"
How I Met Your Mother
"What..."
How I Met Your Mother
"So... where do you live?"
How I Met Your Mother
"I'm on the Upper West Side."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, big man. Living in Manhattan."
How I Met Your Mother
"What, you think you're better than me?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Ehhh!"
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, it's a close one."
How I Met Your Mother
"Lily made 14 awkward references to marriage,"
How I Met Your Mother
"and Marshall made an even 60."
How I Met Your Mother
"I'm so sorry, Kevin."
How I Met Your Mother
"It's okay. I'm gonna go to bed, but"
How I Met Your Mother
"you guys think tomorrow we can stop with all the marriage talk?"
How I Met Your Mother
"I do. I do."
How I Met Your Mother
"That's a half a point each."
How I Met Your Mother
"Okay."
How I Met Your Mother
"So?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Uh... well, there is something you don't know."
How I Met Your Mother
"Um..."
How I Met Your Mother
"Can you guys keep a secret?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah. Well, some of us can."
How I Met Your Mother
"Well, there's something"
How I Met Your Mother
"I have been keeping from everyone"
How I Met Your Mother
"for the last couple of months."
How I Met Your Mother
"I found out that I can't have children."
How I Met Your Mother
"- I'm so sorry. - Yeah."
How I Met Your Mother
"Are you okay?"
How I Met Your Mother
"I can't believe that we didn't know."
How I Met Your Mother
"No, you know, I've had some..."
How I Met Your Mother
"time to deal with this by myself, and..."
How I Met Your Mother
"I'm okay."
How I Met Your Mother
"For real."
How I Met Your Mother
"Are you sure?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah. So..."
How I Met Your Mother
"even though I love Kevin"
How I Met Your Mother
"and I... think I want to say yes,"
How I Met Your Mother
"I can't until I tell him."
How I Met Your Mother
"But I'm scared"
How I Met Your Mother
"it'll end our relationship."
How I Met Your Mother
"You know what, Robin?"
How I Met Your Mother
"If it's meant to be, then it won't matter."
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah, you just have to tell him."
How I Met Your Mother
"Thank God we had the keys to Marshall and Lily's place."
How I Met Your Mother
"Pretty sure I told you that before you kicked in that side window."
How I Met Your Mother
"You mean, before the "burglars" kicked in that side window"
How I Met Your Mother
"and stole all of Lily's underwear."
How I Met Your Mother
"What the hell happened on that train?"
How I Met Your Mother
"It was absolute chaos."
How I Met Your Mother
"Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was:"
How I Met Your Mother
"You didn't go to M.I.T."
How I Met Your Mother
"I didn't?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college."
How I Met Your Mother
"Who are you?"
How I Met Your Mother
"If we analyze the seemingly random patterns of the train,"
How I Met Your Mother
"taking into account standard deviation,"
How I Met Your Mother
"and assuming that epsilon approaches zero"
How I Met Your Mother
"as angle delta approaches pi,"
How I Met Your Mother
"we can conclude..."
How I Met Your Mother
"Damn it, Ted!"
How I Met Your Mother
"I was about to drop some sweet word play about logarithms"
How I Met Your Mother
"and getting into a rhythm with my log."
How I Met Your Mother
"I'll remember it."
How I Met Your Mother
"and finally told Kevin her secret."
How I Met Your Mother
"I know that this is a lot to process, so..."
How I Met Your Mother
"you take all the time you need."
How I Met Your Mother
"And I understand... Robin..."
How I Met Your Mother
"will you marry me?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Yes."
How I Met Your Mother
"What are you doing?"
How I Met Your Mother
"and you factor in an aggregate of 32 boobs per car,"
How I Met Your Mother
"and you divide that... No, no, no!"
How I Met Your Mother
"This is all wrong!"
How I Met Your Mother
"It should be so simple!"
How I Met Your Mother
"I mean, it's the Drunk Train!"
How I Met Your Mother
"right in front of us the whole time."
How I Met Your Mother
""Get drunk"""
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah."
How I Met Your Mother
"Of course."
How I Met Your Mother
"Good circling, Ted."
How I Met Your Mother
"This ain't my first word search."
How I Met Your Mother
"So my Mom's already picked a date, venue"
How I Met Your Mother
"and caterer for the wedding."
How I Met Your Mother
"But nothing's set in stone."
How I Met Your Mother
"My great-aunt's gonna sing."
How I Met Your Mother
"That's happening."
How I Met Your Mother
"Are you really okay with this?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Yeah, she's actually got a decent voice."
How I Met Your Mother
"No, are you... are you okay"
How I Met Your Mother
"with everything that we talked about?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Of course, Robin, I love you."
How I Met Your Mother
"Besides, there are other ways to have kids."
How I Met Your Mother
"There's adoption, surrogacy..."
How I Met Your Mother
"No, Kevin, it's not just that I can't have kids,"
How I Met Your Mother
"I don't want kids."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh."
How I Met Your Mother
"Okay."
How I Met Your Mother
"Oh, you take such good care of me."
How I Met Your Mother
"for my swollen feet. Ah!"
How I Met Your Mother
"We have to stop this."
How I Met Your Mother
"Stop what?"
How I Met Your Mother
"Keeping score."
How I Met Your Mother
"You're growing a baby, our baby."
How I Met Your Mother
Show more clips