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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Drunk Train (S07E07)

"So you're officially ahead of me for life."
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"Once we're parents, we have to be a team. Deal?"
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"It's your turn!"
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"I was on point for six straight hours yesterday!"
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"Two of those hours were a nap and you know it!"
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"Let's go to the board!"
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"I hope it's a soupy deuce, sucka."
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"I was all, "Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!""
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"Oh...!"
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"That's all you gotta say!"
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"Oh, oh, oh, big man with a briefcase!"
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"What do you think, you're better than me?!"
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"Hey, our stop's next."
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"Do you want to join us?"
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"Yeah, I think we do. Nah, we're good."
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"Too skanky."
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"Too skanky? Eh..."
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"It's the Drunk Train."
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"You crossed out all the stops"
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"and wrote "Vaginaville.""
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"That's not true."
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"That one says "Boner Gardens.""
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"What's going on?"
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"Wait. Did that Quinn girl shake your game or something?"
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"Hell no!"
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"At the end of the night..."
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"You know, I went out tonight"
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"looking for a cheap, meaningless fling."
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"But you turned out to be so special."
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"I'd hate to ruin this friendship with sex."
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"Good one, Ted."
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"Anyway, I'm seriously contemplating purchasing"
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"a new ironing board."
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"Do you think...?"
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"Okay, I'll give you this: You stood by your boy all night,"
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"even though you have no chance of getting with me."
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"That was pretty cool."
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"Yeah, you know, in retrospect, I think that was the moment"
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"Get up. You're on my bra."
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"Sorry."
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"Where's your bathroom?"
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"Past the kitchen, down the hall."
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"See, I feel like I would remember"
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"you two being naked on your couch in the middle of the club."
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"Oh, right. That was later in my apartment after we got nasty."
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"My bad."
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"So, you want to go to a diner or something?"
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"Wait-wait-wait. You slept with her?"
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"I know, I know."
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"I'm late on sending the pictures."
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"I've been swamped."
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"You like Quinn. I..."
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"That's why you just tanked our chance with these..."
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"lovely innocent flowers."
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"but I hate doing it on the ground."
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"Barney, do you know why"
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"I'm on the Drunk Train on Valentine's Day?"
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"Because I have nothing better to do."
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"No one I can't stop thinking about."
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"So if you feel something for Quinn, go for it."
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"We both are."
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"I don't like Quinn!"
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"Kevin, I love you,"
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"but please don't just be the nice guy"
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"who says the right thing."
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"Robin, I want to marry you no matter what."
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"Assuming you don't turn into a big fat fattie."
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"See? Right there."
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"Don't always say the right thing."
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"Look, you just got a truckload"
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"of new information dumped on you."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"My feelings on kids aren't gonna change."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"Haven't you always wanted kids?"
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"That was before I fell in love with you."
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"Well, that's the thing."
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"Your future always had kids in it."
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"That is something huge you would be giving up for me."
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"I'm scared that you'll... wake up in-in a year"
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"or ten or 50, full of regret."
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"So... I need you to be sure, okay?"
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"If we get married, you will never have children."
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"Are you really okay with that?"
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"Enormous Penis Syndrome?"
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"E.P.S."
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"It's all about awareness."
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"That's why we're doing the fun run, the silent auction,"
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"the three-legged race."
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"Of course, that's just one guy."
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"You know what?"
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"I can't do this."
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"You can let me out up here."
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"Maybe something."
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"Kids, sometimes you realize"
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"the journey you've been taking has reached its final stop."
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"Where do you go next?"
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"Hey."
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"Are you okay?"
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"♪ A year from now, we'll all be gone ♪"
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"♪ All our friends will move away ♪"
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"♪ And they're going to better places ♪"
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"♪ But our friends will be gone away... ♪"
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"So... he un-proposed."
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"We're over."
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"And I-I... I-I know it's for the best."
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"It's just..."
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"I was finally ready for something serious."
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"He seemed like the guy to take that next step with."
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"But he couldn't look past this."
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"I mean, who could?"
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"I could."
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"I love you, Robin."
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"You've been complaining about this Barney guy so much,"
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"I'm starting to think that you like him."
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"Like his apartment-- check."
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"Like his moves downtown-- check plus."
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"But like him? Ugh. Please."
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"I'm just surprised he doesn't recognize you."
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"He practically lives here."
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