Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Howard the Duck (1986)

"Hi, honey, this is your mother. Listen, I know you're very busy..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...with the new job but please try and call us."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Howard, Jim here. We still set for racquet ball on Saturday?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Well, you better come over tonight..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Ciao for now, Howie."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Hey, Ricky's back with you again for lots more Dance Frenzy excitement!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Here's couple number three, our lovely Latin dance team..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...from Wedford Falls. Charles is a Machinist First Class in the Navy..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Come on, let's hear for them, folks. - What's the matter, George?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Jock itch again? I've got just the thing."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"It's guaranteed to wipe out feather fungus..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"In addition, you've won a new car!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- But that's not all. - Nice..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Oh, Fred, I love you so much."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"$49.99? No way!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I'm crazy and my prices are insane!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"My little airbrushed beauty."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Countless worlds upon worlds. Worlds without end."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Boy...!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Hey, come on!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Come on, Kid. - Wait a minute, that's my date!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Christ, it touched me! - What the hell is it?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Waste it, man, waste it! - No!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Talk about a rotten day..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Great, thanks. - Beverly, we love your music."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Me too. On my shorts?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Every duck's got his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Jimmy, do you like see what I see?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- A talking duck? - Yeah. That's it."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I've been doing too much toot. Shoot! Fly away!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"No one laughs at a master of Quack-Foo!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Thanks. - You're not really a..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...a duck?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Are you okay? - Yeah, sure. Terrific."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I just have one giant question. Where am I?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Oh well, The lights up there are Ninth Street and the bus stops at the corner of Powell."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"No, no, no, no. I'm asking, what is this place?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"That's a perfect weird name for this planet."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"The planet's... You don't know the planet?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"And I'm obviously in some sort of terrible nightmare."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Listen... You got someplace to go?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Come on in."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"It's sort of a disaster area."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"You don't have any idea what I'm talking about, do you Mister..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I mean, I've never even had any pets or anything, you know?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Okay, why not? - And make yourself at home."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Make myself at home? I wish. - Listen."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Oh no, not again!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"A truck? I knew that."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...does everybody in your planet look like you?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Obviously, why? - No reason, just wondered."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"So, what do you do back home? You got a job? You go to school?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- I went to med school for a while. - You went to med school?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- What happened? - I dropped out."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"And I decided to educate myself in the real world, on the streets."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Wow. That sounds great. You know, I write songs too."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- What kind of... - Listen, it doesn't matter."
Howard the Duck (1986)
""Grow up, Howard". I guess I finally did."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Last month I got what they call a "promising job"."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I wrote that."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Geez, Howard, it sort of sounds like you sold out."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...there's some kind of special destiny waiting for me."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Howard, that's it. Maybe that's why you're here."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...that there are no accidents in the universe."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Maybe you're here for some greater purpose."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I got no intention of being stranded here."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I gotta get back."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"But, Howard..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- This is humiliating. - I just don't want people..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- ... freaking out all over the place. - What about me?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- ... every day for the rest of my life. - Relax, we're almost there."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Can I give you a hand with that?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I'm doing fine, thank you very much."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Hi. - Hi, Beverly."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"God... Listen, everybody, this is it! I've just seen it!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Carry on, Dr. Chapin."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Across a sea of stars! Look up in the sky!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- What are we gonna do? - Nice ducky."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Me Phil, you Howard. We be friends."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Undoubtedly on of Earth's greatest minds here."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Hey Phil, don't talk to him like that. He's just as smart as you are."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Can you bend this?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- What are you, crazy? - Howard..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- ... and read my mind. - Right. You're thinking:"
Howard the Duck (1986)
""They know I'm a phony. They know I'm a yo-yo.""
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I want you to look into the future and tell me what you see."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- I see myself walking out that door! - Yeah, me too."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- No, no, no, wait! You can't leave. - Yeah, why not?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Look out, Darwin! Look out, Einstein! Hello, Nobel Prize!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"We're not here to make you famous, Blumburtt."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I just wanna know: A: What I'm doing here?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"And B: How I'm gonna get back?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- What theory? - Well, this is, of course..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...the evolutionary ladder showing how man progressed..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Now, I want you both to imagine somewhere in the universe..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"A world almost exactly like ours..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...except that the progenitor of the dominant species..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- ... was not a monkey but a duck! - Some theory..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Every school duck knows this stuff!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"He begins to develop. Beverly?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Shopping malls? - No, tribes."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Come on! - What the hell are you doing?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Did you finish cleaning up the specimen lab?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"So, Philsey, you are a scientist or a janitor?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"I'm a lab assistant."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- That's terrific! Just perfect. - Yep, I'm out of here."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Typical hairless ape. - Howard, look, come on."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...I've got some important matters to clean up here, but I'll call you tonight."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Just don't show him to anybody else! - Yeah, they look hungry."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Why? Listen, if you got blasted millions of miles through space..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...ended up on another planet..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...and were given an I.Q. test by a janitor, you'd be pissed off too!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Your career? What about my life?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- I'm stranded here, ship wrecked! - Look at this wonderful exhibit."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- It's so life-like and realistic. - Bug off."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Excuse me? - I said, "beat it"."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Mutants. You, too."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"Okay. Okay, fine. I mean, I just found something..."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"- Don't shed any tears over me, toots! - You can wallow in your own self-pity!"
Howard the Duck (1986)
Show more clips