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Clips from Howard the Duck (1986)

"Now you do know why you were sent to me?"
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...for little slackers like you. That's right."
Howard the Duck (1986)
"...they're not gonna be able to find work!"
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"I'm not talking about your clothes, I'm talking about your face."
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"You think that by looking controversial..."
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"...and living happy on the public dough."
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"Well, dude, you've got another think coming!"
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"Because Cora Mae always places her interviewee."
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"That'll wipe that snarl right off your face, little whatever you is."
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"In fact, I think I got just the position for you!"
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"I got a feeling you're gonna take to this job like a duck to water."
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"Antibiotics?"
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"It must be mating season."
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"Hey! Shorty!"
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"Pardon me, Your Aloneness..."
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"...but we seem to have a plugged up airjet in number five."
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"- And? - And...?"
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"And since you are supposed to be the water expert I asked for..."
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"Oh no..."
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"- I can't swim! - Whoops, kid, guess I slipped."
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"Guess I slipped."
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"I quit!"
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"Hi, there. How are you? Good to see you."
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"Urban jungle! Geez!"
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"...and for our lucky field reporter, Steve Cannelli."
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"...because duck hunting season has officially opened."
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"- Shot? - Reaction of the local hunters..."
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"This duck has come to America with Duck-A-Roni."
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"No!"
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"But if every hunter could blast 15 of those **** in the sky..."
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"Hey, buddy, what's the rush?"
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"When Bodacious Beverly stops holding on to me."
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"I guess you must be the girls' manager. And if you are..."
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"...I warned you when you got into rock management..."
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"...you'd be dealing with entertainment types."
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"You know, different strokes and all that?"
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"- ... or is this gonna be trouble? - Hey Ritchie..."
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"Okay, duck, out! You're gone! You're history!"
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"No earring in your other ear? I'll just make the hole myself."
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"And, you're no longer their manager!"
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"...and it's agonizing death in 15 seconds. Bite, bite, bite!"
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"What a dive."
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"I'm running out of sticks to throw at people! Sucks!"
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"Down here, doll."
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"- Is Beverly in? - Wow!"
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"- Guess. - I was worried about you."
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"Hi, sorry I missed the show. I came to watch you undress, though."
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"What's he doing here?"
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"Well, he and Ronette have sort of got back together."
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"What?"
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"Anyway, Howard, I was talking to some astrolo-physicists."
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"- Well, these guys concluded... - No!"
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"...that you arrived here in a space craft millions of years ago..."
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"- What's a pizza? - It's a circular Italian food object."
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"Howard, I didn't buy that theory either, so I did some research..."
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"Oh yeah, by the way, I forgot."
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"- I had a little talk with your manager Ginger? - You talked to that slime?"
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"- What for? - I got your money from him."
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"I also got him to agree that it was time for him to step aside as your manager."
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"Stay away from me!"
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"- Come back here, you hairless ape! - You'll have time to thank me later!"
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"- Get out of here, geek! - We're gonna be famous."
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"I had a group in high school. Howard and the Heartbreakers."
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"Maybe you're just the kind of bizarro-influence we need."
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"Come on, let's watch David Letterman."
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"- You know, I got a feeling my life's really gonna change..."
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"- ... since you fell into it, ducky. - Yeah, well, I'm glad somebody's happy."
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"If I could just get my career back on course..."
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"- What's that? - I just can't seem to find the right man."
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"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, ducky?"
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"Okay..."
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"What do you mean, okay? It was a joke."
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"It's just that you're so incredibly soft and cuddly."
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"Bev, let's be realistic."
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"You're three feet taller that I am."
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"I just can't resist your intense animal magnetism."
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"A house in the suburbs?"
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"Let's just face it."
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"- It's fate. - No, it's not!"
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"Be gentle."
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"My God."
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"This relationship... it defies all the laws of nature."
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"No, it doesn't."
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"This is not what you think. We're just very good friends."
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"- Phil? - I'm sorry. The door was open."
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"- Who the hell are they? - This is my friend Carter..."
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"...and this is Dr. Walter Jenning. And I told them all about you, Howard."
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"- Show, show him the evidence. - What evidence?"
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"We tested them, and they're both from the same fowl."
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"You, Howard."
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"I can explain how you got here."
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"Dr. Jenning is in charge of the Astro-Physics Lab at Dyna-Technics."
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"- Now, on the night of September 18th. - That's the night Howard landed."
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"- ... full scale test of the Laser Spectra scope. - This was shot during the experiment."
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"It was just a routine procedure meant to measure..."
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"...the density of the gases that surround the Alpha Centauri."
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"How about hitting my living room? Talk about an invasion of privacy."
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"...energy inversion, which literally dragged you through space..."
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"We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard..."
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"- Any questions? - Yeah. Where are my pants?"
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"- Howard, where you going? - To this lab of theirs."
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"- What for? - To hop back on board that laser thing."
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"Then all you have to do is hit the reverse lever to send me back home. Right?"
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"Well, we hadn't considered reversing the process."
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"- I don't think it's feasible. - Me, either."
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"Now, wait a minute. If we could generate..."
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"- ... a strong enough hyper-charge... - You can't do that."
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"You mean the reflex mode might provoke a total reversal?"
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"Don't, don't listen to them, Howard. I have got you booked on A.M. Cleveland."
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"We can get the cover of Science Digest. We, we..."
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"- Butt Out, four-eyes. - Yeah."
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"Look, you guys, could you really send him back?"
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"But, he would have to leave tonight while the alignment still exists."
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"We can't afford to wait."
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"You mean I'm finally gonna breeze this fly trap?"
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"You know, Howard, we could hold out for a PBS special."
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"Phil!"
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"- I'm gonna miss you a lot, ducky. - Bev..."
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"Lily had the dolphins. Cousteau, the whales."
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"Goudall the gorillas. I had a duck."
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