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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"But really she's faking, and Mr. Schuester doesn't know."
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"- And a group of juvie girls. - Aphasia, give Mr. Schuester his wallet back."
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"This is the 50th edition of the McKinley High School Thunderclap."
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"We are not rescheduling."
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"Every year when the photos for the Thunderclap come around..."
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"I've done a little library research."
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"- Patches? - Patches."
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"in a macabre tableau that in four years would prove eerily prescient."
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"after their full-page ad last year in the Thunderclap."
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"That will buy you enough space for a photo of two members of the Glee Club..."
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"Oh. Fantastic."
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"And I believe in what we stand for."
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"Oh, great."
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"Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club..."
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"- Exciting, huh? All right. - Yeah!"
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"We're fine with having Rachel represent us in the Thunderclap by herself."
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"They still see themselves as losers."
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"I'm marrying Ken, Will."
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"So... can I count on you?"
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"But you'd be standing and I'd be sitting. It would throw off the whole composition."
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"I'm totally honored you asked me..."
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"Not that I don't. But I just have football and friends and stuff."
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"Glee Club only started working after you joined."
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"and then the club is over."
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"I am a leader."
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"# When you first left me I was wanting more #"
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"# I was so lost back then #"
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"# So you can have a little whine and a moan #"
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"# It makes me smile #"
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"# At worst I feel bad for a while #"
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"- # Yeah, it makes me smile # - # Yeah, it makes me smile #"
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"- and we don't wanna mess up messing it up. - Screw you, Karofsky!"
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"A... A casting session for what?"
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"Okay? And you're convinced that we can't win..."
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"You guys, I want us to always remember this moment."
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"But right now I want us to remember what it feels like to be here together as a team."
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"# Baby, just how you feel #"
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"# You've got to roll with the punches #"
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"# I got my back against the record machine #"
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"# I ain't the worst that you seen #"
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"# Ain't the worst that you seen #"
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"# Oh, can't you see what I mean #"
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"- # Go ahead and jump # - # Jump #"
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"- # Ba # - # Ba, ba #"
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"- # Ba, ba, ba-da # - # Might as well jump #"
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"# Ba, ba-da, da #"
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"# Jump, jump, jump, jump #"
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"It's a pregnancy pad."
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"and I just panicked."
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"at your appointment that you came to."
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"Am I asking for too much..."
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"throwing away any chance she ever had in life."
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"You wouldn't know if your Glee Club was using your office..."
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"after you... not anyone else... you got them banned from the yearbook."
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"And what if I were to just innocently murder you, Will?"
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"Is there any reason that you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will?"
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"Miss Sylvester."
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"You know, Q. I'd forgotten..."
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"You know what?"
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"I'd rather be a part of a club that's proud to have me..."
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"which means I accepted them, not you."
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"We're really sorry, Mr. Schue."
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"# Smile even though it's breaking #"
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"# You'll get by #"
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"# For you #"
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"# Hide every trace of sadness #"
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"# Smile What's the use of crying #"
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"# You'll get by #"
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"# If you just smile #"
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"Here's what you missed last week. Emma and Ken are getting married, though she really likes Will."
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"If we were gonna rank crush-worthy teachers at this school..."
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"you'd be number one with a bullet."
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"Which Ken's kind of noticed..."
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"which makes him really not like Will."
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"The whole world knows I'm just a consolation prize to you."
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"How do you think that makes me feel?"
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"- Also, Terri says she's pregnant. - Wow."
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"This baby's the only reason he's still here."
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"Will's busy getting the kids ready for sectionals..."
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"where they're up against a school for the deaf."
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"- I can't hear you. Talk into this ear. Scarlet fever. - You're on!"
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"But it turns out both of them are really good."
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"It's like cool epilepsy."
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"Sue kicked Quinn out of the Cheerios because she's pregnant."
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"I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad."
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"- You're a disgrace. - That's not very nice, but neither is Sue."
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"Those drinks are crap!"
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"- And that's what you missed on... - # Glee #"
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"- Hey, guys. Mind if I join you? - Hmm."
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"- So, what's with all the primping? - Yearbook pictures."
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"I'm gonna drop 20 pounds by Friday, look smokin' hot for that photo..."
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"and be down to a trim 210 for the wedding a week Saturday."
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"Of course the, um... the wedding was gonna be in Hawaii..."
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"but then they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit."
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"- So... - But sectionals is a week from Saturday."
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"Oh, man."
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"Looks like you won't be able to make it, M&M."
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"I, um... I totally forgot about sectionals."
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"I'm-I'm sorry. I wanted to go... for the kids."
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"The V.F.W. hall is booked till next June."
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"The only reason this Saturday is available..."
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"I got a monster discount. We just got to be out of there before the candlelight vigil."
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"l-l... I remember."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Sue? Did someone finally punch you?"
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"Edie. William. You."
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"I always elect to have a little work done."
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"This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift."
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"And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts."
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"Wasn't using 'em. You know, I got a storage unit full of trophies and medallions."
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"But for the rest of you educators..."
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"these yearbook pictures are really the only concrete proof you have..."
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"that anything you've done in your sorry little lives has made any difference whatsoever."
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"My Cheerios are so excited."
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"Got 'em on a yam diet. Draws the water out of the skin."
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"Well, I'm sure my Glee kids are gonna be excited too."
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"- Well, Glee kids don't get a photo. - What?"
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"- Why is that? - I just had a meeting with Principal Figgins, Eleanor."
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"And what with all the vandalism of the Glee Club photos over the years..."
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"I convinced him that putting the Glee kids in this year's Thunderclap..."
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