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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"was subjecting the little freaks to more humiliation and ridicule."
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"Hey, why can't you just accept the fact..."
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"that my kids are gonna take sectionals this year?"
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"- That's not happening. - And stop with the pointless vendetta."
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"All right, this is so not fair, Sue."
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"You know, I'm gonna talk to Figgins about this."
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"Hey, good luck with that."
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"You know, you three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else."
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"- Where's Rachel? - She's not here yet."
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"Perfect. Glee Club stands on a delicate precipice."
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"We have all felt the cold humiliation of a Slushee in the face."
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"But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club..."
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"shields us from more severe persecution..."
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"swirlies, patriotic wedgies."
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"What's a patriotic wedgie?"
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"It's when they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies."
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"Strangely, it did make me feel more American."
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"Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion..."
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"that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee Club terror."
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"Peter Geller... Glee Club second tenor, 1998."
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"He can be seen here with both a drawn-on Hitler mustache and a rice paddy hat."
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"Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Geller had a nervous breakdown."
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"He's now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library."
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"- He barks at my mom. - Exhibit "B.""
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"Tawny Peterson. Glee Club class of 2000."
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"Seen here in her photo with a cartoon knife stuck in her head..."
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"I think I speak for all of us when I say..."
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"that not having to pose for a yearbook photo might be a blessing in disguise."
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"I suggest not fighting Figgins's ruling."
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"Oh, hey, guys. Ah, looking at old Thunderclaps?"
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"- It's really unsettling. - And totally unfair."
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"Hey, can I borrow one of these?"
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"You know what? This year's Thunderclap is gonna have a Glee Club photo..."
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"with every one of your smiling faces."
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"You have my word on it."
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"Schue, I'm doing the Glee Club a solid."
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"We're denying the opportunity to other children to further humiliate them."
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"No, no, no. Those kids get up on stage all the time..."
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"no matter what anyone thinks of them... and they perform."
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"They don't let anyone or anything get to them."
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"That's something you should encourage. Sue is wrong."
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"- Fine. I'll give them a photo. - Thank you."
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"- For $1,000. - What?"
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"That's what it costs."
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"The yearbook is prime advertising space, Schue."
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"Frederickson's Funeral Parlor experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue..."
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"Okay, um..."
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"What about a quarter page? How much does that cost?"
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"$325."
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"right below the advertisement for Uncle Sandro's Chicken Inside of a Waffle."
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"- Figgins, that's a lot of money. - It's a compromise, Schue."
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"Now, I suggest you select the good-looking cheerleader... not the pregnant one..."
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"and the quarterback for the photo..."
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"as their faces are less likely to be scratched out with safety pins."
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"Mr. Schuester, I'm very sorry to interrupt."
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"Principal Figgins, as you very well may know, this is my first year in Glee Club..."
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"and I've just been informed that New Directions has not been afforded a yearbook photo."
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"As you might expect, my two gay dads have a very close relationship..."
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"- with our local branch of the A.C.L. U... - Beat you to the punch, Rachel."
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"It's all good. We're in the yearbook."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Make fun of me all you want, but school pictures are everything to me."
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"They're great practice for getting photographed by the paparazzi."
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"Invasive as the press may be, stars are dependent on them for their fame..."
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"and I feel I must be prepared."
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"In order to do so, I join every club I possibly can."
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"I know you're thinking that I'm just joining all these clubs..."
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"But Glee Club is different. I really love Glee."
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"We've come from behind... dismissed and ridiculed by everyone."
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"And we've made something of ourselves... something that I'm proud to be a part of..."
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"something I want to be remembered for."
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"I miss my Cheerios uniform."
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"It made me feel safe, contained."
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"Even when I was feeling left out..."
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"at least I looked like I was a part of something."
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"I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was..."
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"make them proud."
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"Not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course."
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"The ones I'll have when I'm married and ready."
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"I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore..."
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"but I'm still her on the inside."
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"Hmm. I'm done playing the victim."
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"When that cheerleading picture is taken for the yearbook..."
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"I'm gonna be in it and back on the squad..."
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"whether Sue Sylvester likes it or not."
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"Hey, baby, which one of these ties goes better with my shirt?"
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"- You're blocking the TV, Will. - Oh, come on. I need your help."
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"- School pictures are coming up. - Oh. Well, in that case, um..."
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"Wear the red one for the teacher photo and the green one for the Glee Club."
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"It'll pop more when the cool kids deface it."
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"Yeah. I, uh..."
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"I wanted to talk to you about that."
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"So Figgins stopped putting the Glee Club photo in the yearbook..."
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"because it always gets vandalized and..."
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"I just feel so bad for the kids. I mean, they work so hard. They deserve to be recognized."
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"Not being in that book gives the appearance that Glee Club isn't important."
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"I wanna buy an ad and use it as the Glee Club photo spread."
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"It's around $300."
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"Why don't you take the food out of the refrigerator and just give that to the kids?"
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"Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly."
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"We have a couple hundred bucks left over from selling the Blue Bomber II."
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"- The answer's no, Will. No. - But if we..."
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"No. No."
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"No."
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"Actually, can you wait to cash that until Thursday?"
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"that would officially make me the most involved student in the whole school."
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"I want us to start a "Gay Lesb All.""
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"- I'm sorry? - The Gay Lesbian Alliance."
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""Gay Lesb All.""
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"Hey, guys, great news."
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"Glee Club gets a photo in the Thunderclap."
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"- Uh-huh. - Whoo!"
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"It's gonna show everyone at the school that Glee Club is on its way up."
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"When we win regionals, those Claps are going to be collector's items."
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"All of your classmates are going to be begging for your autographs."
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"But I had to compromise to do it."
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"Um, we only get a quarter page in back..."
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"which means we have to pick two team captains to appear in the photo."
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"So tomorrow we're gonna put it to a vote."
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"- Well, we're all here. I guess we should vote. - With your permission..."
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