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Clips from Superstore - Shots and Salsa (S01E01)

"or "roof" when I'm around you."
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"One time you got there from Hugh Laurie."
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"Look, my point is, there are people who do nothing"
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"and there are people who do something,"
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"and I am one of those people."
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"Hmm."
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"The... the something group."
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"Excuse me."
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"Sir, is there something I can help you with?"
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"Really? Uh, wow, yes,"
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"uh, thank you so much."
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"So, uh, just stack 'em in the pharmacy,"
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"and then there's gonna be a few more loads in the trucks."
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"- Oh, there's more? - Oh, so many more."
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"- Okay. - Guess I'm gonna grab a coffee."
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"Have to have the salsa."
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"Sometimes I like the tomatillo"
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"with the quesadilla, but not all the time."
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"Now, just walk me through some of the features"
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"on some of these guys."
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"My concern, specifically, is tartar."
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"I'm a bit of a tartar guy."
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"Yeah, my hygienist told me"
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"she'd never seen someone with so much tartar."
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"You know, you and me, we're the same."
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"Mm-hmm. Overachievers."
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"They don't pay me what they pay me to slack off."
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"It's $116,670 a year."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Yeah, so I'm doing pretty well for myself."
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"Well, listen, uh, if you need anything else"
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"Great, so grab some alcohol wipes, bandages,"
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"Bring in the first patient and prep him."
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"Man, we got a long day ahead of us."
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"♪ Had the time of my life ♪"
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"♪ Though I never felt like this before ♪"
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"Hey, you know Glenn's not allowed"
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"I mean, I know he's the manager,"
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"but it just means he can use the bathroom"
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"without asking anyone."
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"No, I know that. I decided on the accent."
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"Hola, señorita,"
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"you want to make your day a fiesta?"
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"Sure. Thank you."
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"See? Yep, some people love it,"
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"and, uh, and some people might find it offensive."
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"Offensive? Like, who?"
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"Oh, I don't know..."
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"maybe Latino people who would think that"
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"you're exploiting your heritage"
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"and demeaning yourself."
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"Okay, all right,"
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"I don't know who made you Latino police,"
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"Hola, señorita! Como estas?"
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""Jess, es berry" good."
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"You mean, "Yes, it's very good.""
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"Oh, don't listen to her."
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"You speak the language beautifully."
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"Okay, you know what? Stop."
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"No! You stop."
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"Talk like a normal person!"
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"Excuse me, miss, but she is a normal person."
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"That's exactly what I'm saying!"
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"Mother[bleep], Amy! [Bleep], aye!"
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"What the [bleep]!"
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"- See? Fake accent. - Oh, God!"
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"This is what you get when you've got weak joints."
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"That's why I have a dedicated ankle day at the gym."
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"I really am sorry, Carmen."
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"Yeah, you should, Amy. It was none of your business."
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"Well, just to clarify,"
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"uh, I feel awful you hurt yourself."
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"I still stand by my comments."
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"Okay, there you go."
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"Oh, and feel free to take a water."
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"I'm an Uber driver in my spare time."
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"I'll put your stuff in your locker for you."
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"And I already clocked out for you,"
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"so you're not gonna get paid"
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"for any of the time you missed."
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"Don't you worry about that."
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"Are you sure I can't drive her?"
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"No, I've been meaning to drop by the hospital anyway."
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"I like staring at the newborn babies"
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"until someone asks me to leave."
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"Oh, but I do need someone"
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"to take over the Señor Cloud salsa stand."
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"Fine, I'll get somebody else."
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"But it's a real shame, because that sombrero"
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"really pops on darker skin."
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"Okay, so do you have any questions"
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"about the hydrochlorothiazide?"
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"No, uh, could you also ring up"
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"a few other things for me, please?"
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"Sure, yeah."
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"I have a doctorate in pharmacy,"
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"so this is a great use of my time."
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"I live to serve. Thank you."
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"Bernice, he said it's fine."
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"Oh, God."
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"Hey, J-dog, I have to, uh,"
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"go do some tranquility lunges,"
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"so could you give that guy his shot for me?"
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"Oh, no, I can't. I'm not a pharmacist."
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"Yeah, and I'm not a clerk,"
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"but I guess the world's all topsy-turvy today, isn't it?"
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"Just think!"
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"I'm just basically looking for an every day brush."
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"Yeah, just kind of that workhorse,"
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"you know, that's in the collection."
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"That I can know I'm just gonna"
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"put in the minutes with."
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"Señor Cloud salsa..."
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"Um, I'll be right back."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"I have some questions about bristle density."
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"Yes, es bueno por Cinco de Mayo,"
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"y quinceañeras, la biblioteca."
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"Hola."
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"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
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