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Clips from Master of None - Religion (S02E02)

"- Sounds good. - Good."
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"Auntie, Uncle, what are you guys doing in town?"
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"at MSG for our anniversary."
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"Ah, it's gonna be sensational."
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"I don't know. I'm not sure if I'm coming."
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"He is coming."
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"Okay, all right, I guess I'm coming."
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"What would the poses look like for that?"
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"Wow. Navid, you want to try it one time?"
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"We'll save it for the shoot."
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"I don't know. You got an expert here. Might as well take advantage, right?"
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"- For sexy hair... - Like this."
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"You got it."
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"- Dev, how was your trip to Italy? - It was great."
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"Uh, you know, I try."
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"Dev says prayer five times a day, every day."
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"Do you like this mosque we're going to this weekend?"
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"Um... yeah."
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"It's a really good mosque."
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"They have really good AC."
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"And, um, the carpet's very soft, too."
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"It's one of my... one of my top five mosques..."
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"in... in the world."
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"How was dinner?"
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"How's my boy Ramesh? How's my girl Nish?"
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"Got some religious relatives in town,"
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"so I had to put on a little bit of a show."
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"Is your family religious, super into Hindu stuff?"
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"They're not super religious,"
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"but they did make me go to temple as a kid."
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"I'd be decked out in a Sean John velour suit like..."
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"♪ Jaya Jagadisa Hare ♪"
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"They make you go to mosque as a kid?"
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"Yeah, we'd go for the big holidays."
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"I remember when my mom took me for the first time."
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"I thought I was gonna see that Jim Carrey movie The Mask,"
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"then we end up at the mosque."
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"My mom wants me to go to this Eid prayer."
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"Can I bail?"
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"Why?"
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"Because you got to compromise."
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"I mean, just throw them a bone every now and then."
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"Remember when Q and I got married?"
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"My parents wanted us to have some four-hour Hindu ceremony"
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"with some rando priest from Queens."
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"We just said, "Fine," but, in return,"
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"we played 100% rap at the reception,"
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"explicit versions."
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"It was pretty intense when you guys came out"
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"to "Fuck That Shit" by Three 6 Mafia."
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"Hey, man, that's our song."
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"Not that much. Like four times a week."
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"Mostly chest and arms?"
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"- Why back? - I want a wide frame."
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"How's my frame?"
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"Dude..."
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"You're a twig."
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"Shut up."
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"So, uh, what's good to get here?"
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"Ooh, that Cubano's awesome."
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"It's got pork in it, though."
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"You eat pork?"
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"Yeah, come on, you know I'm not religious."
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"- Do you eat pork in front of your parents? - No way. My mom would pinch me."
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"What about you? Have you ever had pork?"
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"Not really."
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"You must be curious, though, right?"
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"This is so good."
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"Pork is amazing."
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"Thanks for convincing me not to fast today."
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"All right, so be honest."
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"How religious are you?"
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"You really go to prayer and stuff?"
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"I do the Friday prayer here and there."
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"I believe in God. I do parts of Islam."
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"I give to charity."
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"I try not to be too materialistic."
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"But there's definitely parts I just can't keep up with."
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"Like what?"
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"You got to swear you won't tell anyone."
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"I started drinking."
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"What? Do your parents know?"
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"Hey, I get it. We're Indian."
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"Got to keep up that facade."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I said one bite, friend."
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"How can you think Towns is better than Porzingis?"
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"Porzingis can shoot the three."
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"He can't bang in the post like Towns."
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"Get this guy a protein shake, then we'll talk."
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"You know who is good at basketball?"
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"Michael Jordan."
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"Yeah, Ramesh, he's good."
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"Okay, where shall we have dinner to celebrate Eid?"
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"My friend Dr. Ibrahim said there's a very nice Thai restaurant we should try."
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"It's too spicy."
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"Ramesh. I love Thai food."
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"We can go there."
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"Salaam alaikum, beedu."
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"Alaikum salaam."
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"Uh, I think I'm gonna head out, but have fun at the game, guys."
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"Uhh, I think I'll just catch my prayer at home."
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"But have a good time. All right, bye."
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"So I've been going to..."
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"Check this out."
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"It's Hog Wild Weekend at Smorgasburg tomorrow."
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"What's Hog Wild Weekend?"
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"It's this big food festival that has some of the best barbecue"
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"from all over the country."
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"My friend Curtis went last year, and he said it's amazing."
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"Let's skip prayer and go tomorrow."
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"That's bad, even for me."
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"Come on. I got a lot of catching up to do."
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"Let me see this."
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"I went once in Nashville."
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"It was ridic."
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"All right, how do we skip the prayer?"
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"Um..."
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"Let's say we got food poisoning and that we'll do prayer from home."
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"- How do we both get food poisoning? - We're hanging out tonight."
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"We can say we got halal cart, and then we both got sick."
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