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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"- Hope you do. - All right."
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"You have to wait three days to call a woman. That's the rule."
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"(ROBIN AND MARSHALL LAUGHING)"
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"Jesus."
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"Wow, ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now."
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"And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday."
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"OLDER TED: And the moment I hit "Send," I realized it wasn't cute at all."
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"HOLLl: "I've been thinking about you, too,"
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"Oh God, sorry, Lily."
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"the women of New Guinea 's indigenous Korowai tribe"
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"(TED SNICKERING)"
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"Because no woman in the history of the world is ever"
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"Okay, maybe she's lying about the architecture magazines."
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"She just sent me a text that was clearly meant for someone else."
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"Sorry."
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"Look, we knew he'd try to call her before the three days,"
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"Yeah, that's better."
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"Yeah, that's better."
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"Now he's only wearing the cowboy boots!"
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""LOL.""
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"Yeah, but here's the real problem."
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"Then we met Stan."
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"So we explained everything to him, and when we were done,"
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"and only hope remains in the promise of his embrace."
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"Yes!"
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"You want me to text that to Ted. I know that."
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"HOLLl: "I do not ask of the night explanations"
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""I wait for it and it envelops me"
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"How can he not be in love with us? We're everything he's looking for."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Gotta head to work."
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"It's cheese steak day."
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"It was all going great,"
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"You're going to call him right now, tell him what you did, and apologize."
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"- You got it? - Yes."
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"but I think I might actually be falling for this girl."
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"TED: Or sitting by her window, looking up at the stars, thinking about me?"
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"Yeah. I don't think they actually did those things."
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"- I wish Stan were here. - Stan."
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"(CELL PHONE BUZZING)"
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"Why do we keep trying to have sex with Ted?"
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"(GUFFAWING)"
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"- machines will rise up against us? - Sure."
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"- Let me ask you. Did I call you too soon? - I love that he called me right away."
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"So Holli and I are going out to dinner."
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"I'm sorry, buddy. We were just trying to help you."
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"Just kidding again!"
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"- I can't. Got a date. You ready, baby? - Yep."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Great. So, I'll give you a call."
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"- Look at this. - Hey, I just got that girl's number."
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"Check it out. Holli."
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"Girls whose names end in "L-Y" are always dirty."
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"- Holly, Kelly, Carly, Lily... - Hey!"
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"Yeah, no, it's true."
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"Don't even get me started on girls"
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"whose names should end in "Y," but instead end in "I.""
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"Those girls are like roller coasters."
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"You got to wait in a long line, but once you get up there,"
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"you just hold on for dear life and hope you don't drop your keys."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call her right now."
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"I'm gonna do that whole, "Hey, remember me? It's been so long.""
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"Barney, that rule is completely played out. Girls know exactly what you're doing."
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"Hey! I got a new rule."
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"It's kind of crazy, but I call it, "You like her, you call her.""
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"I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I don't speak l-never-get-laid."
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"Barney, the three-days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?"
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"Barney, don't do this. Not with Jesus."
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"Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait three days thing."
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"He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect."
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"a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died."
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"They'd be all, "Hey, Jesus, what up?""
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"And then they'd be all, "You look pretty alive to me, dude.""
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"And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected,"
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"and how it was a miracle."
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"And then the dude would be like, "Okay, whatever you say, bro.""
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"Everybody's busy doing chores."
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"Working the loom, trimming their beards."
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"No. He waits the exact right number of days."
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"Three."
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"Plus, it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already."
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"They're all in there, "Oh, no, Jesus is dead.""
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"Then, bam! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle."
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"Everyone's totally psyched. And FYI, that's when he invented the high-five."
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"Three days, Ted. We wait three days to call a woman,"
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"because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait."
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"True story."
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"(ROBIN LAUGHING)"
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"Okay, fine. I promise. I won't call Holli for three days."
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"OLDER TED: But I never said anything about texting."
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"I started things off with something cute and charming."
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"TED: "I was thinking about you,"
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""so I thought I'd send you a little texty text. ""
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"It was the lamest thing anyone has ever said to anyone."
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"And the worst thing about texting is that once you send it..."
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"Oh!"
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"No!"
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"OLDER TED: you can never get it back."
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"And then, you wait."
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"And just when you've decided never to text anyone ever again..."
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"(CELL PHONE BEEPING)"
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""and how weird is it that you texted me while I was in the bath?""
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"(SNICKERING)"
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"- What was that? - What?"
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"- You made a noise. - That was my phone. I got a text."
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"Not that. You made your naked lady noise."
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"- What? - Whenever you see a naked lady,"
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"you make the noise..."
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"(MIMICKING TED SNICKERING)"
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"- I don't do that. - Really?"
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"(TED SNICKERING)"
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"MAN ON TV: While the men are out hunting,"
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"wash their clothes in the river."
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"(TED SNICKERING)"
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"That's totally a boob."
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"Is that Holli who keeps texting you? Didn't you promise to wait three days?"
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"To call, yes. Texting is totally different."
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"(SIGHING) Okay, well, just try to keep the naked lady noises to a minimum."
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"I don't make a naked lady noise."
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