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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"Really?"
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"(SNICKERING)"
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"OLDER TED: Holli and I stayed up texting until 2:00 in the morning."
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"And we spent the whole next day texting each other, too."
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"She seemed perfect."
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"Oh wow. Holli just told me what she's wearing right now."
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"It is pretty hot."
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"Yeah, whatever it is, I can guarantee you she's not wearing it."
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"- She's lying to you to make you like her. - How do you know that?"
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"Mmm."
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""just sitting around reading architecture magazines"
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""in my old cheerleader uniform.""
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Oh, no."
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"- Oh, no, this is bad. - What?"
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""Hey, baby, I picked up some take out from Generro's. Be home soon.""
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"Okay, yes, this sounds bad, but let's think about this, okay?"
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"It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad."
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"Scroll down."
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""And then I want you to do me on the couch.""
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"Okay, maybe not a sick dad."
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"Or a very sick dad. Am I right?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"What is this?"
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"Oh. It's some take out from Generro's. I'm bringing it home for Lily."
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"That's weird. Holli just texted Ted something about take out from Generro's."
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"Wait a second."
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"You sons of bitches!"
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"What?"
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"You're Holli."
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"So Ted hasn't been texting Holli at all?"
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"He's been texting you two?"
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"so I swiped his phone and I changed her number to my work cell."
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"We were just gonna bust on him for calling her too soon,"
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"but then he started texting her."
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""Texty text"?"
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"Oh Ted. Oh poor, sweet Ted. We should..."
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"- We should tell him it's us. - Yeah."
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"Or..."
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"We pretend we're Holli, and we're in the bath."
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"(SNICKERING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"That was fun."
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"- We should tell him that it's us. - Yeah, we should."
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"Or..."
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"We tell him our favorite color is red,"
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"and we think the "cowboy" look is very sexy."
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"Yeah, that's better."
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"TED: I'm wearing them right now, and they do look sexy."
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"- He put on the boots! - He totally put on the boots!"
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"That was awesome!"
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"But it's time to tell him who he really put those boots on for."
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"Yeah. Or..."
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"We just took off our shirt."
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"You think maybe we're wearing a black lace bra underneath?"
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"I don't think we're wearing anything underneath."
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"God, we're hot."
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"(CELL PHONE BUZZING)"
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"- It is on! - It is so on!"
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"Okay, tell him that we're slowly slipping out of our..."
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"What are we doing?"
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"I think that we're"
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"about to have sex with Ted."
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"So you did this to him all day? That's just mean."
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"No! No, no, it was actually for his own good."
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"We're protecting him from himself. He really likes this girl."
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"He had that look in his eye."
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"It was actually the same look he had on his first date with you."
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"- We all remember how that went. - Yeah."
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"- I think I'm in love with you. - What?"
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"Yeah, well, I think I was a special case. This Holli is no Robin Scherbatsky."
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"And what is the deal with her hair? I mean, newsflash,"
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"they make conditioners that don't leave a buildup."
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"I'm so bad."
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"Look, it's been a while since Ted really liked someone."
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"He's clearly got a lot of crazy stored up. We just..."
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"We thought we'd get him to say, "I love you""
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"before he makes contact with this girl."
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"And you can tell it's on the way. He's exhibiting all the telltale signs."
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"Yeah. One, he joked about getting married."
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""You like architecture? We should get married."
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""Ha-ha. LOL. Just kidding. Question mark.""
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"Two, he made a crazy way-too-soon trip suggestion."
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""I like beer, too."
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""We should totally go to Germany together."
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""LOL. JK. LOL.""
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"And three, he got way too personal way too soon."
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""Yeah, my parents got divorced a couple years back."
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""It was really tough."
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"And he clearly doesn't know what LOL means."
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"Ted wasn't saying, "I love you" as easily as we thought he would."
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"(CELL PHONE BUZZING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Why are you making so much noise, man?"
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"something amazing happened."
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"Why don't you tell Ted that just knowing he's out there"
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"thinking about you, caring about you, makes you feel safe?"
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"So all your fears, all your yesterdays wash away,"
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"- Wow. Go, Stan! Who is this guy? - He's a security guard who works nights."
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"And he eats lunch at MacLaren's every day."
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"- And he wasn't done. - Not by a long shot."
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"You make me thank God for every mistake I ever made"
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"because each one led me down the path that brought me to you."
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"(VOICE BREAKING) Whatever. It's okay."
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"HOLLl: "And when we finally come together, I want you to hold me. ""
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"Tell me I'm a woman and show me you're a man."
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"Until there was only now."
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"You and I and now."
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""And so you and bread and light And shadow are""
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"That's Pablo Neruda."
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"I don't know what bread was doing in there,"
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"but that touched me here"
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"and here."
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"Well, if Ted won't say it, I will."
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"I love you."
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"That's cool."
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"- Still nothing, huh? - Maybe he's not in love with us."
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