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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Old Man & the Tree (S05E05)

"You ever wonder why we take such a crazy route to school?"
Modern Family (2009)
"So I don't have to drive by certain places-"
Modern Family (2009)
"the flute teacher's house I went to once..."
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"the French cooking academy I quit after learning only two of the five mother sauces..."
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"the hot yoga studio I left after happy baby."
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"I guess there's no avoiding this big failure sitting in my garage."
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"- Get up. - I appreciate it, buddy, but-"
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"Get up."
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"I don't know anything about flutes..."
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"or cooking or happy babies..."
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"but I'm damn sure getting my dad to Canada."
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"Now mount that beast."
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"Thank you, Son."
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"You can thank me after you cross the finish line and the celebration begins."
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"I'm picturing it. I'm really picturing it!"
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"- Thanks, Santa. - Yeah. You got it."
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"Don't forget a candy cane from Mrs. Claus."
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"I gotta take a break."
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"What?"
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"Um- it's okay. Does anybody want to take a picture with me?"
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"- I'll do it. - Oh, maybe just the kids."
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"- What was that? - What was what?"
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"Santa doesn't take breaks."
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"He visits the North Pole."
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"And why do you leave your things all over?"
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"Who do you think cleans this place up?"
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"Oh, you are such a nag!"
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"Can't we at least act like a happy couple during the holidays?"
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"For the children!"
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"Another hot chocolate?"
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"How many more of those are you going to drink?"
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"At least it's warm, unlike you!"
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"She's put on cookie weight. it's hard."
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"- Unbelievable. - Oh! Well, there he is."
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"- Hey, Jotham. - Hey."
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"That Daniel's a lucky guy."
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"Yes, he is, but these are for Pepper's party."
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"His invitation said "No gifts, please.""
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"Say that again... as Pepper."
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"- No gifts? - Please."
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"5:00, Christmas Eve..."
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"and I have to find a dozen perfect presents..."
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"for the world's snarkiest, cattiest men-"
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"my dear, dear friends."
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"Pull! Pull! Pull!"
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"- Yeah. Hey, take a break. - This is taking forever."
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"It's supposed to. Took my dad and I all day to get a tree."
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"And when he finally brought her down..."
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"he used to celebrate with a cigar."
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"I was just a kid, so I'd have a cigarette."
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"All right, grab the other end."
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"There we go. Now we got a groove."
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"- Yeah. - There we-"
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"- It won't budge! - What the hell is this wood made of?"
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"They ought to make saws out of it."
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"Let's face it. The tree's beaten us."
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"Hey, we're Pritchetts. We don't quit."
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"Besides, all my tools are stuck in it."
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"It's simple physics."
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"A little pressure, the thing will snap where we put the blade in. Done."
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"Just hit the gas."
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"It's working. That's why they call it Yankee ingen-"
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"Get down!"
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"- It's bald on one side now. - It'll be fine."
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"We'll just comb over some branches."
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"Oh, Claire, I thought that you had left."
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"She was going to, but I wanted to show her how much better she looks..."
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"- without this hair blocking her pretty face. - Mmm."
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"She does have beautiful hair though."
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"Ay. sí. Porque escogió un colorbonito en el salón de belleza será. ¿Por qué más?"
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"- What did she say? - That you picked a good color."
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"At least, I think that's what she said with that American accent."
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"You don't have to entertain her."
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"After all, she's my mother."
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"Ah, this used to be Glorita's favorite."
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"She used to do headstands to get extra cookies- at least, she'd try."
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"Yeah, but it's not easy."
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"I mean, it's hard enough to keep all this right-side up."
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"Imagine when I had to put it all right-side down. it was-"
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"Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I can still do it."
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"- Look at that. Oh, wow. - Look at Claire, Gloria!"
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"Very good. Two cookies for you."
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"Thank you!"
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"Yeah, but she needs a pedicure. Look at that."
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"Oh! You knocked me down."
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"Girls!"
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"Girls! Girls! Girls!"
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"No need to fight. I don't have a favorite."
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"Why the hell not?"
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"I am very disappointed in both of you."
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"Family members should treat each other with love and respect."
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"Except that Claire is not part of our family."
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"- Cierra la boca. - No. No, no."
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"She's right, unless that's what you just said."
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"I can't tell, 'cause I-I only took French, and je parle un peu"
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"- Oh, you have a beautiful accent. - Really? Do you think so?"
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"- ¡Ay. ya, por favor! - I'm sorry. I-"
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"I- I'm jealous."
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"Ay. Claire. But you're beautiful too, in your own way."
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"No. I'm not jealous of you."
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"I'm jealous of how your mother comes all the way to see you from Colombia..."
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"when my own mother won't even get on a bus..."
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"from the almond co-op she lives on three hours away."
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"She sends presents, no?"
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"Yeah. The same thing every year. It's always slippers."
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"- I am sorry. - Thank you."
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"But I shouldn't take it out on you just 'cause I have a lousy mom."
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"Don't disrespect your mother!"
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"Did you ever think maybe there's a reason she sends you that gift?"
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"Yeah, 'cause she found something when I was eight years old that I actually liked..."
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"and she hasn't thought about it since."
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"Well, maybe she thinks about it a lot."
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"Maybe she remembers a time when she made you happy..."
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"and she wants to go back there."
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"Well, now I feel terrible."
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"We don't like to admit it..."
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"but mothers never get over the day their daughters leave them."
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"We never stop needing our little girls."
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"I will never stop needing you, Mama."
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"Mmm."
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