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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Old Man & the Tree (S05E05)

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Modern Family (2009)
"Excuse me, elf. It's been 45 minutes. Where's Santa?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe he's a little busy making presents for every child in the world."
Modern Family (2009)
"One second."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey. You're just gonna leave?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Where is he? - He said he was going out for a pack of candy canes."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You mean like those? - Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Wake up!"
Modern Family (2009)
"He is not coming back. Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"We need to change into our regular clothes and sneak out."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who am I kidding? My eyes are unforgettable."
Modern Family (2009)
"I couldn't even hold on to a fake husband."
Modern Family (2009)
"I always thought you were the tough one to live with, but maybe I am."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, they've breached the jelly bean moat."
Modern Family (2009)
"- This is a problem. - It's a big problem."
Modern Family (2009)
"All this time I've been waiting for a guy to see the true me..."
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"and now I'm scared he will."
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"- My God, they've got Blitzen! - What's going to happen to me?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey, Mom found somebody. - That's true."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, listen. We really need to get out of here."
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"But I just want to let you know that you weren't all bad to live with. I thought-"
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"Oh, my God!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Where's Santa?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Only a hundred more yards."
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"You're just about there."
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"It's so beautiful."
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"It's so green."
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"- And, wow, those are high up there. - The mountains?"
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"No, my shorts again. Would you mind giving them one last tug?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're crossing the border."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know, and I feel bad asking, but I'm tasting cotton."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. You did it. You're in Canada."
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"Wait. What?"
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"I did it? I did it!"
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"I did it. I did it!"
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"Let's go tell Mom."
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"Wait. How did I used to walk?"
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"Let's go."
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"- Uh, we're serving Christmas dinner. - Uh, no. That's fine."
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"We have to actually get going, so-"
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"- But I haven't eaten today. - Oh, you poor thing."
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"No, she's fine. She's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"There he is. Honey, where did you get this coat?"
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"Sorry, kids. it looks like we've run out of coats and toys."
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"At least I got to see presents."
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"Hey! How are my do-gooders?"
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"- Did you have fun? - Yep. Talk about it in the car."
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"Wow!"
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"- What are these? - Yeah, I went a little crazy, huh?"
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"No. No, no. it's a Christmas miracle."
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"Kids! Kids! Who wants presents?"
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"- Cam, what are you doing? - No, trust me. Lily has enough."
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"- Cam. Cam. - Everybody, merry Christmas!"
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"- Ho, ho, ho! - Hey, Cam."
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"- Not that one. - ¡Feliz Navidad!"
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"Okay. Those aren't for Lily."
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"- "His-and-his shower clogs"? - They're for Pepper's party."
Modern Family (2009)
"- He said, "No gifts, please." - imagine how Pepper would say that."
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"You can season your food while you serve it."
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"- Yeah. - "Body fat scale"?"
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"I wish I would've had one of those when I was your age. You're welcome."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who's Robert Mapplethorpe?"
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"Actually, I'm gonna need that one back. Sorry."
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"That's okay. All I really wanted this year was a Puppy Pound."
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"Here. You can have mine. it's really fun."
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"Oh, my gosh. That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen."
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"Lily, honey, that was so nice."
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"It's okay. I'll get one tomorrow."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Um, well, you know what? About that- - Cam? Cam?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, that was the T-O-Y S-T-O-R-E."
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"- What? - Someone returned their Puppy Pound."
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"We can't get over there in time before the store closes."
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"Wait, you know who lives right over there?"
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"Almost there."
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"No."
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"No! Why?"
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"Why?"
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"In hindsight, the cigar was a mistake."
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"So what do we do now?"
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"- We go home. - I thought Pritchetts never give up."
Modern Family (2009)
"They know when to give up, which is its own kind of victory."
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"- Unless- - What?"
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"No. it's crazy."
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"- Unless- - Are you really gonna make me ask you again?"
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"We somehow apply pressure to the axhead already in the tree."
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"- I bet we can use the jack from the car. - Of course."
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"- The upward motion will split the trunk. - Yeah."
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"- We can always tell people that's how we did it. - That is how we did it."
Modern Family (2009)
"People love getting new things..."
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"but the best stuff has a story behind it."
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"Damn fine tree."
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"Yeah, you're gonna want to keep your brother away from that, huh?"
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"A lot of times, it's only after we get rid of something-"
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"Room for me?"
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"That we realize how much we miss it."
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"- Aw. - That is cute!"
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"Nice. Good job, Luke."
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"Yea! A Puppy Pound!"
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"And things that seem worthless..."
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"suddenly turn out to be super valuable-"
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"Timer's set. Ready?"
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"What? No!"
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"Which is why I thought getting rid of this stuff would be a huge mistake."
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"- Ah. - Nice try."
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"- You still owe us six weeks' allowance. - And the fireworks."
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"What?"
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"I'll see you in Vancouver, eh?"
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"No. Luke, do the accent again?"
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"Oh, are you on that machine?"
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"Yes, Juliana, but unlike your husband..."
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"I'll be finished before you know it."
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"- You know what? It's actually easier this way! - Hmm."
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"Wonder if you can patent a movement?"
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"Call it Philiptical-"
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"Dad, trick-or-treaters. We're out of candy!"
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"Who is this Dad?"
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"I'm Gandalf!"
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"Huzzah!"
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