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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Old Man & the Tree (S05E05)

"Ask your parents before using the internet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, you never mentioned a Puppy Pound. it's not on your list."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, it is. "Puppy Pound.""
Modern Family (2009)
"And, honey, there's a "U" in "pound.""
Modern Family (2009)
"- This says "guppy pond." - Guppy pond."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Guppy pond. - What is a guppy pond?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's only the- the coolest gift ever."
Modern Family (2009)
"I want a Puppy Pound."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am not pointing fingers, but our daughter..."
Modern Family (2009)
"had exactly one thing on her list..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and someone didn't get it..."
Modern Family (2009)
"so someone needs to go to the mall."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You're pointing fingers. - No."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's still a one. It just fell asleep on the job."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ellipticaler's log, 1 2/24."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ten miles from Canadian border."
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"high. strong."
Modern Family (2009)
"Must get another application of thigh lube."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, good. Luke."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, I was with you on the tightrope."
Modern Family (2009)
"I was your wingman in the wing-eating competition."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm not feeling this one. You're missing Christmas Eve."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's something more important than Christmas, Son- pride."
Modern Family (2009)
"If I don't make it to Canada, your mom wins..."
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"and this baby ends up in the garage first thing in the morning."
Modern Family (2009)
"Our garage?"
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"I'm in charge of the recycling."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm supposed to bring it from the garage to the curb by 6:00 a. m. Thursday morning."
Modern Family (2009)
"I may have missed a few weeks."
Modern Family (2009)
"Shoot!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe more than a few weeks."
Modern Family (2009)
"After a while, the pile just got so big..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I couldn't bring it out the night before or people would ask questions."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't need people asking questions."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then you're right. You've got to finish."
Modern Family (2009)
"You'll never use this thing in the garage. it's too drafty."
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"That's why I'm going to Canada, buddy- to avoid the draft."
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"Eh."
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"Bang."
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"I know we've been hiking for an hour..."
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"but worth it when you look at this beauty, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's why you don't cut down the first tree you see."
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"This is literally the first tree we saw."
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"There's our car."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, we started that way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't give me that look."
Modern Family (2009)
"Trees are like women. The best ones make you work a little bit harder."
Modern Family (2009)
"She's just not that into you."
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"Oh, it's fine. Claire and I were having a nice time catching up."
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"Ven con tu abuela."
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"- I am really sorry that I am late. - No, you're not."
Modern Family (2009)
"- No, I'm not. - Mm-hmm. it's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just hope I didn't talk Pilar's ear off."
Modern Family (2009)
"No! I love hearing about your family and your big new job."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, I'm really just working for my dad."
Modern Family (2009)
"But you're working hard. I'm proud of you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- How do they look? - Ooh! Perfect."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yes. - You are a wonderful student."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Thank you. - My grandmother taught my mother."
Modern Family (2009)
"And don't be so modest."
Modern Family (2009)
"I respect a woman who can raise a family and have a full-time job."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you believe that on Fridays they don't even have to dress up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Taste. Taste. Taste. - Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sometimes they even wear sweatpants."
Modern Family (2009)
"Would you like to lick the batter?"
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"- Yes! Oh, yes! - You like that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Me too. There's one for- - No, no, no!"
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"- Helpers only. - Uh-huh."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't make the rules."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, Lily, what a beautiful ornament."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's gonna make a little kid very happy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wait. I don't get to keep this?"
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"Why am I killing myself?"
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"Okay, kids!"
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"We've got a visitor from the North Pole, and he brought presents."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey! Hey, how's it going?"
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"There are no Puppy Pounds anywhere."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's like trying to find a Cabbage Patch Kid on Christmas Eve, 1983."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Well, Lily is gonna be devastated."
Modern Family (2009)
"Call around. Get us on some lists. You have to do something."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll figure it out. How's the fund-raiser?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, well, I'm managing. You know. Oh, bring the checkbook."
Modern Family (2009)
"You can always tell when they're gearing up for the big ask-"
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"Oh, hey, I gotta go. Gotta help somebody."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi. Classic. Flawlessly executed."
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"- If I had one- - Just trying to bring a smile to you folks."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You're gonna get through this. - Get through what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't be embarrassed. Everyone here is in the same boat."
Modern Family (2009)
"We are?"
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"Best thing about the hot chocolate- They let us keep the mug."
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought it was a charity event for the needy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Turns out, it was a charity event for the needy."
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho."
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"- Look! Santa gave me a Puppy Pound. - What? No."
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"I'm finally happy."
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"I'd like a picture for the newsletter."
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"- You can show your mommy. - I don't have a mommy."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is why I do this."
Modern Family (2009)
"That cramp could be a heart attack."
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"Here's some advice I've been holding back on."
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"Always shave with the grain."
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"- No reputable talent agent will ever ask for money up front. - Dad, you're fine."
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"- I really want to quit, Luke. - No, you're gonna make it."
Modern Family (2009)
"He was never gonna make it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I just needed to buy some time."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's a lot of product you're moving."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not until I get paid."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just so you know, this is six weeks' allowance."
Modern Family (2009)
"You have the coolest parents ever."
Modern Family (2009)
"I want to know when you're about to leave, so give me a honk."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honk!"
Modern Family (2009)
"From your car."
Modern Family (2009)
"The best pickup line is a tight pair of Dockers."
Modern Family (2009)
"- The best Dockers- - Dad, save your breath."
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"- You're in the last five miles. - I'm never gonna make it!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Of course you are."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then again, do what you want. I got stuff to do."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm gonna quit. - Cool."
Modern Family (2009)
"What's one more failure?"
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