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Clips from New Girl - A Father's Love (S02E02)

"You don't understand, you're not a sales guy. He starts to sweat."
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"Nick only sweats if there's lying involved. And there's not lying involved, is there?"
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"We're coming with, Dad."
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"- Check this. We get seersucker suits... - Yeah."
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"...and two more guys and then we serenade her with a barbershop quartet."
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"Ten more guys and a plan, we'd form an Ocean's 12."
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"I'd be Brad Pitt. You'd be the crafty Asian fellow who does the, uh, flippies."
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"Oh, I got a great idea. We can name a star after her."
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"I know this website, we could put one that's near Robby's 1 through 8."
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"- Eight are yours? - Only gonna go up in value."
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"That's a horrible investment. She's into that Gandhi crapola."
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"- We could self-immolate. - I feel like we're so close."
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"Wait, Robby..."
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"...I got it."
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"[BANGING ON DOOR]"
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"SCHMIDT & ROBBY: Cool guy power! Cool guy power!"
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"Cool guy power!"
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"Hey."
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"- Is this happening? - Yes."
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"- Why are you together? - Are you wearing a sari?"
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"- Yes. - I begged you to wear a sari."
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"I had all these sari-related sexual scenarios."
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"- Shh! - "Monsoon Bedding.""
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"- "The Best Erotic Maribone Hotel." - Stop talking."
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""Slumdoggy-style Millionaire." You're wearing the sari for who?"
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"- Let me see this guy. - No. Schmidt, Robby!"
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"SCHMIDT: Oh, my God."
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"Are you...? You're having an orgy here? This is a big Indian orgy?"
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"- For God's sakes. - They're wearing clothes."
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"- It's an orgy. - Pavun and I can't go on a date..."
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"...until our families meet."
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"- We saw you on a date. - That wasn't a date."
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"- I was meeting Pavun's uncle, Manish. SCHMIDT: Manish."
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"That is Pavun."
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"That's Pavun. Look at this guy. He's gorgeous."
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"SCHMIDT: What? ROBBY: I don't have a chance."
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"- Look at his features. - Look at yours."
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"You're just as gorgeous. I mean, kind of. You're kind. You always have gum."
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"- And you've got so much pep. - Look, you're confident and punctual..."
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"...and you came up with this plan. - We came up with this plan together."
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"Screw it, I don't even care anymore. White guy power!"
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"SCHMIDT: All right, man, let's do it! All right! ROBBY: White guy power."
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"You gotta quit it with that. It's a little racist."
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"- Get out of here before I throw you out. - He's so organized."
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"You know, I'm just... I'm learning a ton."
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"- I'm ready. This is good. JESS: This is really exciting."
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"This is my first middle-of-the-night, parking-lot horse deal."
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"- This is not gonna work. - It's gonna work. It's gonna work."
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"- Would you take control of this? - I got it."
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"JESS: We got it. We got it, Walt. - Will you do me a favor, please?"
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"Let me handle this."
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"Just because my dad is in town, I'm not gonna put you in harm's way."
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"Yep. Okay. Twist my arm, I'll be the lookout."
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"Just keep your head down."
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"I've got this totally under control."
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"- Hi, fellas. - How you doing?"
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"- I'm good, you? - I'm good."
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"What's going on, everybody? That's my dad, I'm Nick."
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"Good."
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"- This horse is more semen than he is horse. ALL: Ha-ha-ha."
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"- That's disgusting. - Good. We want semen."
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"Well, you guys are gonna get semen."
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"You'll get a bunch of horse semen."
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"Wait until it's next to a lady horse, trust me."
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"What's the matter? Is sweat?"
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"- He's sweating? He's not sweating. - Why he sweat so much?"
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"- No, no, no. - Are you a cop?"
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"- No, no, no. - Sweat like a cop."
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"- Take off your clothes. - Why would I?"
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"Just take off your clothes. They want to see that you're not wearing a wire."
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"- I'd like you to defend me here. - Now, take it off!"
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"- Take it off. - Now, take it off!"
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"Take off your clothes, take off your clothes!"
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"Now dance."
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"[BOTH SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"Turn around. Turn around."
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"Okay, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right."
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"Look, look. He's got no wire. He's not a policeman."
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"Guys, I'm not wearing a wire. I'm not a cop."
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"- I just sweat like this when I'm lying. - Lying? Lying?"
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"- Nobody's lying. - You lying to me?"
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"- Tire iron. Tire iron. - Are you lying? You're lying."
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"What is he doing?"
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"Dad, the gum. The gum had sugar in it."
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"MAN 1: These guys are weird."
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"- Weird. MAN 2: Strange."
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"You're weird."
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"[ENGINE STARTS]"
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"[NICK CONTINUES BABBLING AND GRUNTING]"
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"You've been conned. God, I'm good."
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"I was ready to get your friend's money back for her, okay?"
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"But you insisted on coming here."
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"You know what? You know what's funny about you?"
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"Somehow you have made this seem like my fault."
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"[TIRES SCREECH]"
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"JESS: Keep talking. This is good for you guys."
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"Are you angry at me about something, Little Penis?"
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"I've been mad at you for 30 years, Dad."
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"- Thirty years? - I'm not a successful adult."
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"And it's because of you."
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"Okay, I'll take a little bit of that hit."
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"It's just saying sorry."
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"- You look cold. I'm gonna give you my pants. - Don't want them."
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"I don't want you pants! Don't do this. Don't do this."
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"Take my pants."
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"This is making it worse."
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"Dad..."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Okay."
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"All right, maybe, uh..."
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"Maybe I did make some mistakes along the line, okay?"
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"We all make mistakes, Dad."
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"[TIRES SCREECHING AND ENGINE REVVING NEARBY]"
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"Hey, what do you say tomorrow we go to a game?"
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"- Any game, you pick it out. - I'm in."
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"This thing doesn't turn so well."
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"Do you think Cece and Pavun will make it?"
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"I don't know. I really can't say."
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"What I can say is that one arranged marriage did take place today."
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"The marriage of Schmidt and Robby."
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