Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from New Girl - A Father's Love (S02E02)

"[CHUCKLES]"
New Girl
"Hell, yeah."
New Girl
"I only dread the day that we defeat all the Indians..."
New Girl
"...and must face each other in a duel to the death."
New Girl
"Oh. Buzz kill."
New Girl
"We're like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."
New Girl
"Except only one of us dies at the end of the movie."
New Girl
"Hey, Walt. What are you doing?"
New Girl
"I thought you were gonna go to a game with Nick today."
New Girl
"This means too much to Nick. You can't say you'll do things and not do them."
New Girl
"- What was that? That. - What was what? What?"
New Girl
"What?"
New Girl
"Damn, you're good."
New Girl
"Listen, Blue Eyes, do me a favor, will you?"
New Girl
"Will you tell him for me that I, uh?"
New Girl
"You know, that I..."
New Girl
"Just keep an eye on him for me, will you?"
New Girl
"[DOOR CLOSES]"
New Girl
"Jess, if you're gonna mess with my sink, put some goggles on."
New Girl
"Your eyes are twice the size of normal eyes. It's a bigger target."
New Girl
"Walt's gone."
New Girl
"[CHUCKLES]"
New Girl
"I know how hard it was for you to talk to him and I just..."
New Girl
"Some people, I just don't under... They just... Ugh!"
New Girl
"And I understand why you wanna break pipes now."
New Girl
"Let's just drink a bunch and destroy the sink."
New Girl
"I don't need to break the pipes, Jess."
New Girl
"I'm fine. I mean, truth be told, I was happy to see him."
New Girl
"- I thought if you talked to him maybe... - No. Jess."
New Girl
"People don't change. If someone's broken, they just stay broken."
New Girl
"You're not broken."
New Girl
"- I'm a little broken, heh. - No, no, no."
New Girl
"- Oh, yeah. - You should be so much worse."
New Girl
"Seriously, you could be picking up calls on a banana."
New Girl
"You could be like, "Hello?" I don't know how you made it out."
New Girl
"But you're good."
New Girl
"Look, there's a lot I don't tell you."
New Girl
"I haven't done laundry in five months."
New Girl
"I'm not wearing underwear, I'm just wearing a big sock right now."
New Girl
"- Really? - A big sock."
New Girl
"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
New Girl
"- A very big sock. - I got it."
New Girl
"What do you think about this? We get a three-person canoe."
New Girl
"We go to her house, we rap on the door, she answers, sees the three-person canoe."
New Girl
"She realizes there's only two of us."
New Girl
"And we say, "Ah, what a conundrum. Please join us.""
New Girl
"How about this one: We get some night-vision goggles."
New Girl
"- In this economy? - We could go on a hunger strike."
New Girl
"...and then we can take her to the Naval Officers' Ball."
New Girl
"Feel like we're right there."
New Girl
"Sounds like us."
New Girl
"- Not a story for this moment. - That's how he got the nickname "Little Penis.""
New Girl
"They only nailed the crowd-control logistics of Bombay's open-air market."
New Girl
"Actually, um, I'm a bit of a sucker for second chances."
New Girl
"Robby?"
New Girl
"- Do you think she saw me? - Well, yeah, you don't have a hat on."
New Girl
"JESS: This is a very sad case. I mean... WALT: Yes."
New Girl
"- Just getting over a little cold. - Yeah, I get a little agita myself once in a while."
New Girl
"He makes the white?"
New Girl
"Take off your pants, take off your pants!"
New Girl
"Now you have to talk to each other!"
New Girl
"Okay, it's not taking a hit."
New Girl
"JESS: You're welcome! Son of a...!"
New Girl
"No! No, I can't... No, um, I can't let you go."
New Girl
"[TIRES SCREECHING]"
New Girl
"That's not a con, Jess. You're just driving away."
New Girl
"- Rather keep it a secret. - Your dream finally came true."
New Girl