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Clips from New Girl - A Father's Love (S02E02)

"- How are you so bad at Feely-Cup? - You are awful at this game."
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"WINSTON: Will you be paying for bonus time? - He can't."
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"[SINGING] Who's that girl?"
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"CHORUS: Who's that girl? - It's Jess"
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"I just thought I'd stop by. I'll sleep in your bed, you can go on the couch."
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"That mustache, first of all. What?"
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"You know, he sometimes used to sell hats."
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"[NICK GRUMBLING]"
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"I have no idea, Pop-pop."
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"Whatever Patel you're dating, I'm not sweating it."
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"So you're saying that this horse, right now, the way it is, will never race again?"
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"Every single day, rain or shine, he just never came back."
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"I hear you."
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"Yeah, sure, Walt may owe me a couple hundred bucks. Not a big deal."
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"I already got people standing by to take the horse off our hands."
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"We got your back, Pop-pop. Damn Pop-pop, man."
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"- Eight stars? - There's like a billion."
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"[INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"- Cool half-turtleneck. How you doing? - Good. Just getting over a little cold."
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"[BABBLING AND GRUNTING]"
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"This isn't my fault. I didn't invite you here."
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"I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself."
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"Take the pants. You say I do nothing for you. Let me give you my pants."
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"It's gonna be you. You're the one that's gonna die."
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"- You want another beer? - Sure do, compadre."
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"Going to get a bagel. In Chicago."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"- That's all I got. I don't know what else. - I'd say Trojan horse..."
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"We enlist in the Navy. We quickly rise through the ranks..."
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"WINSTON: All right, Nick, we believe in you, man."
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"- Tell us, what's in the cup? - It's a hard one."
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"[SNICKERS]"
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"- It's a mini carrot? ALL: Ha-ha-ha!"
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"- A potato? - You're the dumbest boy in the world."
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"Sea glass? I'm over-thinking it."
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"If his life depended on this, he would die."
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"- Battery? - When are batteries squishy?"
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"I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I know it's not a battery. I can feel..."
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"He's all out of quarters."
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"Uh, Nick, your dad's here."
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"Very funny, Schmidty, but my concentration will not be broken."
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"Hey, Nickels."
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"Come on, kid. Bring it in. Come on!"
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"Mr. Miller, welcome to our home."
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"- Feely-Cup? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Bring it on. WINSTON: Heh."
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"Watch this."
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"Tampon..."
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"...wrapped in duct tape..."
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"...and dipped in baking powder."
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"- Is that what it...? Oh. WINSTON: Boom."
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"- Next level Feely-Cup. - Hello, Mr. Miller."
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"This is a pleasant surprise. What brings you to Los Angeles?"
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"Let me just, uh, clean up a little bit."
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"Hey, so what does Mr. Miller do?"
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"- Businessman. - He's a con man."
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"He's a businessman, what are you talking about?"
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"He's a con man. Winston's obsessed with Walt."
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"It's like the world's sexiest push-broom."
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"A con man like: What's the play?"
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"The, uh, Ring-A-Doo Johnnycakes?"
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"The, uh, Hollow Leg Swap-Em-Out?"
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"- Yes, exactly. - Fake trombones for a fake band?"
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"Harold Hill. Heh."
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"- Music Man. - He's not a con man, okay?"
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"- Here you go, boys. Enjoy. - Thanks, Dad."
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"So many hats."
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"Okay, technically they were misprints."
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"This says "Chica Go Bills.""
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"Let's go, guys. These hats suck."
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""Chica go Bills" is, uh, actually Spanish for "Young girl, go Bills.""
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"Who's gonna mess with a guy who's wearing a hat that says "Young girl, go Bills"?"
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"I mean, the answer is everybody."
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"- They will, they mess with you. - Oh, sorry."
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"Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink."
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"I'm not angry-fixing, I'm fixing!"
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"You wanna know why I'm messed up? Why I don't trust people?"
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"- Why I have anger issues? - Oh, yes, I do wanna know."
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"Why I have the blood pressure of a hummingbird?"
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"[NICK GRUNTING AND YELLING]"
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"Do you think this is maybe about your dad?"
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"And so, Nickels comes in screaming, "Daddy, Daddy.""
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""What's wrong?" He says, "Daddy, I have a tick at the end of my tinkle.""
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"NICK: Oh, my God. - Yeah."
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"This is not a story for everyone."
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"And sure enough, there is a tick at the end of his little penis."
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"NICK: Stop. - What are we gonna do with him?"
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"- Don't call him "Pop-pop." - That's his nickname."
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"- The nickname is longer than "Walt," so... - It's the name I gave him."
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"- It's really weird that you call my dad Pop-pop. - I like Pop-pop."
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"- Don't call him Pop-pop. - Pop-pop."
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"I think it's time for another drink."
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"What do you say, gorgeous? Wanna give an old man a hand?"
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"Sure."
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"I don't know, Nick. A lot of charm coming from this end of the booth."
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"Because that's what he does. He lures you in with his charm..."
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"...and his mustache and his perfect hair. - I feel like you need to talk to him about this."
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"I'll just tell him how I feel, everything will be okay..."
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"...because that's how the world works. - Took the words out of my mouth, Little Penis."
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"- It's not a thing. It won't stick. JESS: I love a good nickname."
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"When Nick is not working here, the service is abysmal."
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"How many times did I have to repeat the words "lemon drop shot"?"
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"- Yeah, I think he was making fun of you. - For what?"
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"Working hard and playing hard? Heh. I guess the joke is on me."
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"[CELL PHONE BEEPS]"
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"- Another Indian guy? - My mom set me up."
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"Oh, your mom. That's cool. Have with your Devs and your Anujs..."
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"...or your Deepaks."
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"- His name is Pavun. Pavun Shetty. - What?"
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"- As in...? As in Shetty Solutions? - I think so, why?"
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"- I thought you weren't sweating it. - I'm not sweating it."
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"Killing me with that drop, dude."
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"- You really seem to care about little Nicky. - I mean, look at him."
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"He looks like Hilary Swank mixed with a sad, wet dog."
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"- Do you think he's really angry at me? - I think you need to talk to him."
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"All I'm looking for is a second chance."
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"You don't believe in second chances, do you, Blue Eyes?"
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"- They're my first favorite kind of chance. - Heh."
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"Have you ever been to the racetrack?"
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