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Clips from New Girl - A Father's Love (S02E02)

"NICK: Back at the tracks with my dad."
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"When Nick was a kid, he'd come with me all the time."
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"If I got in trouble, he would get me out of it by doing the Sugar Ray."
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"- Oh, the Sugar Ray... - What's the "Sugar Ray"?"
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"I'd pretend to be a diabetic kid..."
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"...so the man threatening to beat up my father would run off scared."
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"See, we did have some good times, didn't we?"
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"Come on, let's make a bet."
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"Here you go."
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"- What's the catch? - What catch? There is no catch."
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"What possible catch can there be? I just want you to make a bet."
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"All right, Pop. You want me to lose your money, I'll be happy to."
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"Schmidt?"
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"- Robby, what are you doing here, man? - I'm spying on Cece."
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"- Cece. - You know, I'm still in love with her, so..."
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"This is pretty much your basic, uh, brokenhearted spying thing."
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"- That's why I got this hat. - Ah, come on. Gotta get over that."
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"- Wait a second, are you spying on Cece too? - No, what?"
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"- Are you still in love with Cece? - Ha, ha. No, that's... Yes. I am."
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"- It's killing me. - Me too. Bring it in, man."
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"CECE: What are you two doing here?"
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"- Cece. - Oh. Hey. Just nothing."
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"- We're just... - Yeah, you know..."
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"- Do you think that she saw me? - What? Of course she saw you."
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"Nicky only had one dream when he was a kid: To own a family horse."
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"That is so surprising."
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"Because it just doesn't seem like..."
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"Nick hates living things, so, like, it just doesn't really seem in line with what I know about him."
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"All right, look."
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"- I wanna buy a horse... - Uh-huh. Heh."
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"...for me and Nick to own together. - Oh."
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"- I found this beautiful horse, gorgeous. - Right."
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"- We're gonna talk the guy down. - I don't know how."
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"- I'll take care of that. - Okay."
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"- Hey, Dusty. - Oh, you gotta be kidding me."
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"- How did he find me? - Who was that?"
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"Ah, don't worry about him."
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"- What do you know about horses? - I know they're big."
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"Perfect."
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"My niece goes to veterinary school. We're proud."
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"JESS: Top of my class."
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"- So, what do you think? - Terrible horse."
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"- She's very sickly. - He. He."
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"He. He."
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"JESS: Whoa. I wish I had brought my stethoscope."
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"I'm seeing a lot of split ends."
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"The mane is totally the wrong cut for the shape of this face."
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"Damn it, Uncle Buck. This horse will never race again."
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"Why did you fly me all the way out from Grenada if you weren't gonna listen to me?"
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"- [WHISPERS] Yes. Conned. - Shh."
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"Okay, there are people in life who you want to be unpredictable."
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"Your pothead neighbor. Or Vice President Joe Biden."
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"Then there are people who you don't want to be unpredictable, like your dentist."
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"Or, I don't know, your father."
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"Look, Nick, my dad left when I was 3."
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"I wish he'd been a little more unpredictable, is all I'm saying."
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"- My dad owes you money? How much? - Three, 400. Like 1100 bucks."
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"Oh, my God, he's with Jess."
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"He's gonna rip her off. He's gonna rip her off."
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"I feel like Cece's making a big mistake with this Indian guy."
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"- She should be with somebody like us. - Totally. White guy power."
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"[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"Oh, okay. Um..."
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"- Cool guy power. - Now you're talking, Robby."
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"- What are we gonna do? - I don't know."
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"I mean, one billion Indian men is a daunting foe."
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"I suddenly feel empathy for Pakistan. It's like they say:"
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"How do you eat an elephant, Robby?"
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"- With chopsticks. - What?"
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"- Slowly with chopsticks. - Chopsticks?"
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"- In a taco. - What?"
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"- You have elephant tacos. - Who eats elephant tacos?"
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"It's not even a saying."
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"- Oh. - One bite at a time, Robby."
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"- One bite at a time. - Yes, one bite at a time."
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"This is what I'm thinking. I use my superior powers of manipulation..."
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"...and persuasion to get Cece to take you back."
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"Once we've neutralized the subcontinental threat, I smite you."
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"- What? - What?"
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"You said you're gonna smite me?"
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"- Defeat gloriously for Cece's hand. - I know what it means."
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"But that's someday. For now, let's scheme, my broheem."
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"Okay. I just want to reiterate that I'm not on board with the smiting."
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"- Whatever. - I like broheem thing a lot."
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"Let's concentrate on the broheem, smite later."
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"- Okay, yeah. - Cheers, broheem."
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"You got a great deal. Good luck, doc."
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"NICK: Dad. - Thanks."
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"- Hey. Can I tell him? - Hi, boys."
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"- We got you a horse. - It's not my dream to own a horse."
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"- What? - Did you use my friend to buy a horse, Dad?"
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"[CELL PHONE RINGS]"
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"- Excuse me, I gotta take this call. - Unbelievable, Dad."
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"He's gonna name the horse "A Father's Love" because you always wanted a horse."
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"- Tell me you didn't give him money. - That's a funny story."
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"- Because I'm actually an investor... - Oh, you did it."
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"[GROANS]"
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"- Conned. WALT: Paulie, drop dead."
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"- Damn, Pop-pop. - Stop calling him Pop-pop!"
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"Horse semen, in Dubai, is gold."
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"You can't sell A Father's Love. There's more to A Father's Love than semen."
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"- Ew. Poetic, but "ew." - Dad."
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"I see you, and we're doing this right now."
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"- No, no, no! WALT: Dusty."
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"[NICK GRUNTING]"
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"WINSTON: Okay, okay, okay."
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"Father. We got your back, Father."
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"Five hundred dollars? You stole $500 from her to buy that horse?"
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"I didn't steal anything from her."
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"She saw the opportunity for a business investment and she took advantage of it."
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"- She will believe anything. - That's not true, Nick."
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"- My real name is Jameel. - It is?"
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"No, my name is not Jameel, it is Nick! You know that."
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"- You told me in confidence. Well, he's weird. NICK: How could you think that?"
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"- That's a good point. - Just wait for one hour."
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"I go and meet the buyer. I sell him our horse for a huge profit."
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"And because these suckers think our horse is Big Brown's nephew, they'll overpay."
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"Blue Eyes gets her money back with interest."
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"Sounds like a great plan. We'll come with you and I'll watch you give Jess her money back."
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"- Yeah. We're doing it. Yeah. - Please don't do this to me."
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