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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Side Sitting (S10E10)

"Susie: Oh, my God. Larry!"
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"Larry: I had it commissioned. A great artist."
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"Gave me a big discount."
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"-You had this made for me? -Yeah."
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"-From you, of all people, 'cause you're not a giver. -No."
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"-Susie: Oh, my God. -(mouthing words)"
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"It's absolutely magnificent."
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"It's magnificent. It's a work of art."
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"It's not just 'cause it's me."
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"Everything you've ever done,"
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"every horrible thing"
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"you've done to me is forgiven for this."
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"What are you talking about? What have I done?"
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"-Oh, my God. Jeff, what... -What are you forgiving?"
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"Oh, wait a minute. I gotta go talk to this fuckin' Milos."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"I thought I told you a camera, a fucking camera."
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"-Larry: What? -Susie: It's shit. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
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"I'm not paying for this piece of shit crap!"
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"It's bullshit!"
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"-That poor bastard never had a chance. -No."
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"-Mr. David? -Yeah?"
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"I've heard that you're going around telling people"
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"Wh-where'd you get that from?"
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"Andy and Cassie David told me."
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"Can I tell you a little story?"
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"I got invited to some kind of fundraiser,"
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"prison art something. I-- you know, I'm not gonna..."
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"I'm not gonna do that. So I said..."
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"I never got the invitation. It got lost in the mail."
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"-Lost in the mail. -Yeah."
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"So, I'm the mail."
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"-Yes. In this particular case-- -I'm the guy that is delivering the mail,"
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"so that is a stain on an otherwise perfect record."
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"I've never lost a piece of mail."
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"-Come on. All right. -Listen, I just need you to please..."
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"go tell Andy and Cassie the truth about this."
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"I'll consider it. Look, can I give you a little tip?"
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"and ask them to do something like this,"
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"it's better to do it with pants on."
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"-Really? -Yeah."
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"And the socks, too?"
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"-That's part of it? The black socks? -Right."
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"Yes. Post Office issued socks. Yes."
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"They issue socks?"
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"-Yeah. -How many pairs?"
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"What does that have to do with this?"
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"-How many pairs of shorts do they give you? -Listen."
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"If you don't want to go to something, don't go,"
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"It's hard to take a person seriously wearing shorts."
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"I'm at work, doing work. This is my work uniform."
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"-I'm confronting you. -I'm giving you, I'm giving you--"
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"-(phone chiming) -Excuse me one second. I was giving you a good tip."
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"-Good advice. -Take the call."
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"Hello?"
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"-Larry David? -Larry (over phone): Yes?"
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"It's Dr. Bahn."
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"The test results came back."
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"Aah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Dr. Bahn (over phone): As you know, we did a fine-needle biopsy,"
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"-on the mass. -Oh, my God. This is bad."
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"It's just a benign cyst, not cancerous."
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"-You're clean as a whistle. -Ah! Ha-ha!"
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"-Oh, thank you. Thank you! -Dr. Bahn: You're welcome."
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"Ah! Negative! Negative!"
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"-Ah! -Just... okay?"
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"-Fine. The matter at hand-- -I'll, I'll talk to 'em."
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"-Please tell Andy and Cassie... -I'll talk to 'em. I'll talk to 'em."
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"-Make yourself comfortable. -Okay."
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"All right."
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"-Okay. Hey, Larry. -Larry: Oh, hey!"
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"-Sorry to keep you waiting. -Oh, no, no. Don't be silly."
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"All's good? You've been well?"
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"at the doctor, I just got the results back,"
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"and, uh... I'm good."
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"Oh, that's great. You must be relieved."
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"Well, I'm relieved, except it's been two days since I found out,"
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"as to how the test turned out, not one."
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"-I see. -I'm gonna dump the whole bunch of 'em."
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"-I'll get myself some new friends. -That's great news."
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"-Maybe, uh, maybe we could strike up a friendship. -I'm relieved for you."
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"I, I have a busy life, and, uh..."
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"but, uh, I am, I am really relieved"
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"-that you got the news that you got. -Mm, thank you."
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"Which is that Ms. Huff's team gave me a call,"
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"and she would like to meet with you."
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"-(gasps) -Face-to-face,"
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"just the two of you alone in a public place, of course."
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"Alice wants to meet?"
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"The fact that she is reaching out is great."
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"That's fantastic. Maybe she's come to her senses."
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"If you just give her the chance to air"
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"whatever she wants to air, listen to her, and maybe..."
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"Yeah, sure, yeah. I'll listen. I'll-- we'll air. Yeah, listen and air."
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"-That's good news. Look at you. The bearer of good tidings. -(sniffles) Uh, sorry."
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"Hold on one second. Just to get a tissue."
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"What's up?"
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"Problem?"
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"Did you use my bathroom?"
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"I mean, you did ask to use it."
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"Yes, I did, but you were quite emphatic about it."
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"And, uh, you know, well, what am I gonna do?"
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"-That's, that's the rule. -Your interest was not casual."
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"I'm telling you the truth."
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"♪"
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"-It's your old pal. -Mr. David."
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"Beautiful view here. How long did it take you to take it for granted?"
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"Um... not long, I guess."
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"It would take me about a day, maybe less,"
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"maybe a half an hour."
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"And I would never look out the window again"
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"and go, "Ooh, look at that view.""
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"Anyway, here for some validation."
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"Swindell-- have you ever used his bathroom?"
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"-(quietly): I have. -What?"
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"Why fly public when you can fly private, am I right?"
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"I mean, the public toilets, forget it."
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