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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Side Sitting (S10E10)

"-Don't get me started. -You can't do it."
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"Have you been in a woman's restroom?"
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"Do you know how vile women can be?"
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"You guys get to stand up. We have to sit down."
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"Hey, you know what? I'll take you out for a night on the town."
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"We'll go toilet-hopping."
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"We'll, we'll look at men's rooms and ladies' rooms,"
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"and we'll make a little comparison. Would you like to do that?"
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"-As in a date? -Yes, yes, a date."
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"I know this is something you've probably been dreaming about most of your life."
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""Oh, dear God, please let me meet an old bald man,"
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""who will take me toilet-hopping,"
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""from toilet to toilet, throughout the town."
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"Please, God. Please make that happen.""
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"I'm game."
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"I, I, I don't even know what to say. I'm shocked."
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"-Validation? -Yes. And your name is?"
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"My name is Rita."
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"Rita. You'll be hearing from me."
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"You lucky gal!"
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"What? What?"
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"Larry?"
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"-Hey. -What's in there?"
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"Oh, it's a, uh... coffee place."
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"I don't know what a spite store is, and I don't really care."
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"-I want to talk to you about something. -Sure."
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"-Who told you that? -The mailman. He said he was in a restaurant"
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"and saw you side-sitting."
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"You're making too much about a side-sit."
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"I side-sit with my doctor, I side-sit with my therapist."
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"I've never seen you side-sit anybody."
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"If you ever see me sitting, you'll see me side-sitting."
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"(phone chiming)"
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"Hello?"
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"What were you thinkin' gettin' Susie that painting?"
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"Aah, I'm-I'm so sorry."
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"It stares at me! It's just there!"
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"I go for a snack, it's staring at me!"
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"I wish there was somethin' I could do."
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"Well, I told you to get her a camera!"
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"Why couldn't you get her a camera?!"
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"Jeff (over phone): Next time get her a camera!"
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"Believe me, there won't be a next time!"
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"Good! Don't get her anything again!"
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"Jeff: I think it's the best idea you've had all day!"
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"-I'm done with presents! -My birthday's coming up in a month!"
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"-What are you gettin' me?! -Nothin'!"
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"-Jeff: Ha! Thank you! -You're welcome!"
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"Aah!"
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"-Larry: I like what you did with this apartment. -Rita: Thank you."
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"You don't play, and you borrowed a piano?"
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"It was a joke. I didn't borrow the piano."
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"Well, that's quite a, uh..."
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"That's quite an attempt at a joke."
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"Thank you. You could use it."
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"That's okay."
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"All right, well, we've come to that juncture in the evening where..."
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"a move of some kind is either..."
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"required or, uh... expected."
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"I agree."
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"-You agree? -I do."
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"-That's good. That's good. Now... -That's good."
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"...given the current climate,"
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"I would like to ask you a series of questions"
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"to determine how comfortable you are"
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"with physical contact as it progresses."
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"All right. That sounds fair."
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"I'd like to begin by taking my right hand"
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"and place it on your right shoulder."
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"-Would that be acceptable? -That is acceptable. Yes."
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"-Ah. Okay. -Okay."
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"-Now I'd like to take this left hand of mine... -Yes."
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"...and place it under your rib cage,"
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"fairly close to the right breast,"
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"but keeping a safe distance."
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"That is acceptable."
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"-There we go. -That's very nice."
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"Ah! By the way, throughout this process,"
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"I would encourage any feedback."
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"-Well, and I would expect the same from you. -Oh."
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"How would you feel about a little grazing of the lips?"
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"I think I would feel very good about that."
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"Aha."
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"And now..."
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"I would like to..."
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"graze again, but this time,"
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"with some intertwining of the tongue."
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"-We could do that. -Excellent!"
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"Hmm."
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"Well, now I think we have to take a little break."
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"With your permission, of course, I would like to take a video"
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"in order to document the evening."
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"You know, just in case there are any discrepancies"
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"of the he-said, she-said variety."
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"I will forward it to you and cc,"
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"or bcc to anyone you like."
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"Fantastic."
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"-(phone beeps) -Larry: Begin session."
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"-This is Rita. -Hi."
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"Um, Rita, you're here under your own volition?"
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"-I am. Yes. -Nobody forced you here. Isn't that correct?"
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"That is correct. Nobody forced me."
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"-You're kind of enjoying yourself, are you not? -I am."
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"Nothing, uh, untoward has happened."
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"Nothing's happened without your permission."
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"-Absolutely not. -Thus far."
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"Okay."
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"-Let's continue. -Let's."
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"I'm placing my right hand back on her right shoulder,"
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"-with her permission, of course. -Yes."
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"And now, what I'd like to do is take this left hand,"
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"which I've introduced to you earlier,"
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"I'm going to place it on your inner thigh,"
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"and slowly inch my way up,"
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"in a crab-like fashion,"
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"I think that I'm going to have to say no to that."
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"-I'm perfectly okay with that. -Okay."
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"And what if I took this same left hand,"
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"and extended it laterally,"
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"and somehow wind up"
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