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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Side Sitting (S10E10)

"(theme music playing)"
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"-from your assistant. -Right. Right. Right."
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"-What? Come to a what? -An amicable arrangement--"
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"You, you know they tried to impress our seamen, right?"
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"-Hmm. -Okay."
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"does that mean that I'll be charged for the time?"
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"In this office, we, uh, we try to use a holistic approach"
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"We want our clients not to be inhibited"
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"Right there at reception where you came in, there's a little jog in the hallway."
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"(phone chiming)"
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"Hello?"
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"just to be safe."
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"Is there a mass?"
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"Yes. There is a mass."
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"-Andy: And a two of hearts. -Richard: Ooh, lucky you."
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"-Uh, she told me to tell you. -(laughing)"
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"I just want you to know before you bet, I have a pair of aces."
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"Leon: Shit, Larry. God damn."
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"-if you do have cancer... -Mm."
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"...I can't be your friend anymore."
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"Don't fuck up. Don't fuck with me, I won't fuck with you."
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"-Larry: All right. -Leon, your deal. Come on, let's play poker."
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"-It's okay. -You know what?"
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"How are you feeling?"
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"I'm better."
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"do the shower, yeah."
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"-I don't think so. -Okay."
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"Oh."
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"-There you go. -Thank you."
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"Larry: It's my mailman. His name's Lionel."
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"Hey."
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"-Take care. Have a good day. -Hostess: Thank you. You too."
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"I think we should... I think we should be together."
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"I don't think that's a good idea."
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"Could be..."
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"-Um... -Serious, serious test."
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"I think you'd have a pretty good time."
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"Well, let's see what the tests... say."
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"You know, we could do a lot of traveling."
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"You don't like to travel."
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"Would you mind if I brought the nurse along?"
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"♪"
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"It's a little somethin' for your wife."
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"A birthday present. Huh?"
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"-I'm sorry, man. -Well, you know, it's a long shot, anyway."
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"-Old and bald. -Yeah."
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"and wear an Abe Lincoln hat. You'll be fine."
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"Okay. I'm gonna get back out there."
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"I gotta ask you something."
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"The other night at poker,"
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"Blame it on the mailman."
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"-Susie: Okay. -Don't move."
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"-What is that? -What is it? It's for you!"
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"I did this year!"
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"-Oh, my God! -Huh? You love it?"
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"(stammers) All is forgiven."
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"-Susie: This is mahogany cream. -You fucked me."
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"-Milo: I wrote it down. Mahogany cream. -Yes! This is mahogany cream!"
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"-This is not mahogany cream! -This is mahogany cream."
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"You redo it, or you don't get paid."
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"that I've lost their invitations?"
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"If you're gonna confront somebody"
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"This is the required uniform for a postman."
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"I'm just curious how often you have to wash those socks."
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"They give you five or six pairs, and you rotate them. Okay?"
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"but don't hide behind the US Postal Service."
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"-I'm givin' you good advice. -Just take the call."
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"-Dr. Bahn: And an MRI. -It's bad. It's bad. What?"
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"Yes."
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"Rita: Mr. Swindell will be here in five minutes."
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"Funny you should mention it, 'cause I had a bit of a scare"
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"and not one of my friends has inquired"
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"And I have some other good news for you, too."
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"Roger: Then the whole thing could go away."
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"What? No. Absolutely not."
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"Why would I use your bathroom? You told me not to."
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"Can I ask you something?"
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"Women? Oh, that's nothing compared to a men's room, nothing."
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"I'm opening up a spite store to take him out of business."
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"Somebody told me you were side-sitting Cheryl."
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"I side-sit with everybody."
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"I should have given her the camera."
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"-Larry: You play the piano? -Rita: I don't. No."
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"I borrowed it."
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"Well, then a grazing you shall have."
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"-Would you be able to forward that to me? -Of course."
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"-You're not here under duress of any kind? -No."
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"Well, seeing as it is our first date, Larry,"
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"Okay. Another no."
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"Larry David, the most thoughtful man"
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"Not one of you bothered to call me and ask me"
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"What kind of piece of shit,"
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"This was the prized possession"
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"Susie: God!"
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"-Susie: Let's eat. -Let's eat."
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"Milos: So, Larry, we almost finished here."
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"-Yes. -I make it nice?"
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"Okay. Larry, listen,"
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"(speaking Russian) ...mahogany cream!"
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"I mean, the whole thing was just a series"
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"You don't get to demand to know what it's about,"
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"I, I'm not that guy. I know who you think-- I'm not that guy."
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"-Larry: I'll bring him five bowls, okay? -(chuckles) Okay."
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"-and honesty, um... -(man laughing)"
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"-Yeah. -What are you doing?"
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"-I'm side-sitting. -You can't side-sit with me."
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"No, no. Wait. Where are you going? Stay here just one second."
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"Hmm?"
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"Is that too generous? You know, I never know."
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"What the fuck?"
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"You piece of fucking turd nothing! Fuck you!"
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"-You may go. -Thank you."
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"And I remind you, you're under oath."
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"Did you or did you not use my bathroom?!"
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"(theme music playing)"
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"♪ ("EL DESEO" BY JANET SHERBOURNE PLAYS) ♪"
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