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Clips from Elf (2003)

"So...."
Elf (2003)
"Do you wanna go eat food?"
Elf (2003)
"JOVIE: Do I wanna eat food?"
Elf (2003)
"Mm-hm."
Elf (2003)
"You know, uh, the code."
Elf (2003)
"Food."
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"Okay, I understand."
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"But I'm free on Thursday."
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"All right."
Elf (2003)
"Oh, good. And then after that?"
Elf (2003)
"MICHAEL: Ornaments. - Ornaments. Okay."
Elf (2003)
"- A Christmas tree? - Buddy chopped it down in the park."
Elf (2003)
"Emily?"
Elf (2003)
"I don't know what you're making such a big deal about."
Elf (2003)
"- They were just having a little fun. - Oh, fun."
Elf (2003)
"So felonies are fun now? I thought, see, felonies were felonies."
Elf (2003)
"Okay, the tree thing was bad. I'll get him to plant another one."
Elf (2003)
"But at least Michael is happy for once."
Elf (2003)
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Elf (2003)
"Well, I don't think it's any secret, Walter,"
Elf (2003)
"Why don't we just pull him out of school and let the deranged elf-man raise him?"
Elf (2003)
"- How are we gonna get the star on top? - I got it."
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"I mean, what are we gonna do? We can't leave him alone here."
Elf (2003)
"Why don't you take off tomorrow, you know..."
Elf (2003)
"Oh, no. No, I can't stay home tomorrow. I have a budget meeting tomorrow."
Elf (2003)
"Why don't you take Buddy to work with you?"
Elf (2003)
"[ELEVATOR DINGS]"
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"- Hey, Walter. - Morning, Jack."
Elf (2003)
"It's very purply."
Elf (2003)
"Francisco. That's fun to say. Francisco."
Elf (2003)
"[BUDDY GASPS]"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Remember me? - I do. I didn't recognize you."
Elf (2003)
"I know. I'm in work clothes."
Elf (2003)
"- Thank you, Debra. - Thanks, Deb."
Elf (2003)
"You just made my day."
Elf (2003)
"- Am I too loud? - Just a little."
Elf (2003)
"Sorry."
Elf (2003)
"Why is your name on the desk?"
Elf (2003)
"I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it."
Elf (2003)
"That's a joke, isn't it, Dad?"
Elf (2003)
"So, what are we gonna build?"
Elf (2003)
"- Buddy the elf. - What's your favorite color?."
Elf (2003)
"Hello? Hello?"
Elf (2003)
"- Please, don't touch anything. - Sorry."
Elf (2003)
"Bud, have you ever seen a mailroom?"
Elf (2003)
"- No? Oh. - No."
Elf (2003)
"I mean, wow. Wow."
Elf (2003)
"Listen, it's a place where mail from all over the world comes."
Elf (2003)
"- And they put it in these shiny bins. - Shiny bins."
Elf (2003)
"- It sounds great. - Good."
Elf (2003)
"Can we go there?"
Elf (2003)
"Well, I got to work here. Maybe you can work there."
Elf (2003)
"Okay, I'll work there."
Elf (2003)
"I don't think this is the place my dad was talking about."
Elf (2003)
"- Is there a different mailroom? - No, this is the only one."
Elf (2003)
"It's not very shiny."
Elf (2003)
"Now, over here is the trench."
Elf (2003)
"All the mail comes out that shooter."
Elf (2003)
"Scan and find the floor each piece is moving to."
Elf (2003)
"Greenway is coming in tomorrow so, what? What do we got?"
Elf (2003)
"Well, Morris and I have been brainstorming..."
Elf (2003)
"...and we've come up with what I think is a pretty big idea."
Elf (2003)
"- Great. What? - You're gonna love it. It's fantastic."
Elf (2003)
"The Miles Finch?"
Elf (2003)
"- The golden ghost. - We bring him in."
Elf (2003)
"He's written more classics than Dr. Seuss."
Elf (2003)
"It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's worth a shot."
Elf (2003)
"- Yeah. - Miles Finch."
Elf (2003)
"...and past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops."
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"Wow."
Elf (2003)
"It's sucky."
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"It's very sucky."
Elf (2003)
"- So how'd you get here? - Work release."
Elf (2003)
"Syrup in coffee?"
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"Be my guest."
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"Very generous of you."
Elf (2003)
"Oh, I love it."
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"Mmm."
Elf (2003)
"You know what, I know I sound like a broken record."
Elf (2003)
"I know, I'm right, I listen to you. You have great ideas."
Elf (2003)
"- I just try to go with the flow. - Go with the flow."
Elf (2003)
"- Yeah. - Go with the flow."
Elf (2003)
"- No, I gotta get out of the flow. - Well, then get out--"
Elf (2003)
"I'm 26 years old, I got nothing to show for it."
Elf (2003)
"- My papa.... - Yeah?"
Elf (2003)
"He didn't make master tinker till he was 490."
Elf (2003)
"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
Elf (2003)
"Four hundred ninety."
Elf (2003)
"It's existential yet it's so accessible."
Elf (2003)
"It's a thrill just to be talking to you on our speaker phone."
Elf (2003)
"MILES: I'll give you five hours tomorrow, not a minute more."
Elf (2003)
"Well, that's great."
Elf (2003)
"- We can do that. DEB: Mr. Hobbs?"
Elf (2003)
"- There's a situation downstairs. MILES: I'm sorry, what?"
Elf (2003)
"No, hold on, Miles. Deb, hang up."
Elf (2003)
"- What's going on? - Don't speak."
Elf (2003)
"Debra, hang up."
Elf (2003)
"MILES: That's it, I'm gone. - Miles."
Elf (2003)
"DEB: Sir, Chuck in the mailroom needs to talk to you."
Elf (2003)
"What? What could be going on down there..."
Elf (2003)
"[ALL WHOOPlNG, CHEERlNG]"
Elf (2003)
"Hey!"
Elf (2003)
"[MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE]"
Elf (2003)
"Hi."
Elf (2003)
"- Wow, you look miraculous. - And so do you."
Elf (2003)
"Thank you."
Elf (2003)
"What would you like to do?"
Elf (2003)
"Don't look. There you go."
Elf (2003)
"Well?"
Elf (2003)
"It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee."
Elf (2003)
"[BUDDY CHUCKLES]"
Elf (2003)
"It is a crappy cup of coffee."
Elf (2003)
"No, it's the world's best cup of coffee."
Elf (2003)
"The trick is to not get your arm caught in the door."
Elf (2003)
"Okay, when you feel comfortable, you just jump in."
Elf (2003)
"- What are you doing? - I'm skipping."
Elf (2003)
"I'm skipping, I'm skipping."
Elf (2003)
"Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, one more, one more."
Elf (2003)
"Now, look at the size of this one."
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