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Clips from Elf (2003)

"BUDDY: Hm?"
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"BUDDY: Look out. Yellow ones don't stop."
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"Yellow ones don't stop."
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"Sorry."
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"[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]"
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"- Miles Finch. - Miles Finch."
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"Miles Finch."
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"- Miles, I'm so happy you could come. - Yeah."
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"MILES: Great."
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"All right, ahem, what have you guys got so far?"
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"Go ahead."
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"We open on a young tomato."
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"He's had some tough times down at the farm."
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"- You know, rabbits, and-- MILES: No."
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"Kids, they're already vulnerable."
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"- I told them the very same thing. - And no farms."
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"But they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells."
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"I have no time, so, you know...."
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"I got one idea that I'm especially psyched out of my mind about."
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"You know, it's one of those ideas where you're just like, yes!"
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"- Whoa. MILES: Heh-heh-heh."
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"I'll start with the cover. Picture this."
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"Buddy, not now. Can you please go back to the pit?"
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"Get back to the story, please."
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"[MILES CLEARS THROAT]"
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"So on the cover above the title...."
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"Does Santa know that you left the workshop?"
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"You know, we're all laughing our heads off."
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"Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?"
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"- Buddy, go back to the basement. MILES: Hey, jackweed."
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"I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life."
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"- I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vale. - Oh."
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"So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face..."
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"...before I come over there and smack it off."
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"You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time."
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"He's an angry elf."
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"Ow. Hey, what--?"
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"DEB: Ah! - Whoa!"
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"You're an elf."
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"Miles, I'm sorry. He thinks he's an elf."
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"Listen, Miles. Listen, Miles."
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"- Where do you want me to go? - I don't care where you go."
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"I don't care that you're my son!"
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"Get out of my life, now!"
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"EMILY: Hi, it's me."
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"WALTER: I really can't talk right now. - Just tell me how the pitch went."
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"I'm gonna be later than I thought, okay?"
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"Well, don't be too late, Walter, it's Christmas Eve."
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"- Walter. - Wait."
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"- We found this in the conference room. - What is it?"
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"It's Miles Finch's notebook. This thing is chock-full of genius ideas."
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"I mean, look at that."
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"- What's more vulnerable than a peach? - What? What do we do?"
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"EUGENE: We should go with the first pitch. It's genius."
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"- How much time we got? - We got, like, 45 minutes."
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"Come on, let's try to get a storyboard ready."
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"- Come on, let's do it. - Just try."
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"You can't sit down and get a storyboard ready."
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"BUDDY: I'm sorry I ruined your lives..."
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"...and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR."
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"I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere."
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"Hey, Buddy."
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"Buddy?"
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"GREENWAY: We need a big launch, fast, to get the company back on track."
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"So I think I speak for my fellow board members when I say:"
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"This better be good."
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"Before I get into the story, uh, let me start with the cover, okay?"
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"Now, just picture this:"
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"- What? - He left a note."
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"Let me just finish this meeting and then we'll figure it out, okay?"
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"Hey, Michael."
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"Wait."
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"We're gonna have to reschedule this, Mr. Greenway."
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"We don't have time to reschedule."
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"Can't we do this another time, Mr. Greenway?"
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"I flew in just to hear this pitch and I intend to."
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"It's gonna have to wait."
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"If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs, you will pitch me this book right now."
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"Well, up yours."
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"You're finished!"
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"SANTA: Prancer, whoa, come on, come on."
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"Vixen, up, up."
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"Michael, where you going? Michael."
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"Santa."
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"Back off, slick. You'll scare the deer."
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"Buddy, is that you?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"The Clausometer suddenly just dropped down to zero."
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"There's just no Christmas spirit anymore."
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"And the strain was too much."
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"The engine broke free of her mounts."
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"I need an elf's help."
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"Buddy, you're more of an elf than anyone I ever met."
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"And the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight."
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"I'll try. Papa taught me how."
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"It dropped off the sleigh back over there a ways."
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"- The engine? - The engine, yeah."
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"Go, Buddy. Go, Mr. Elf."
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"...where it is unclear exactly what has happened."
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"What we know is, authorities have closed the park..."
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"...and are in the process of clearing it."
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"...is that they saw something fall from the sky."
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"What did you actually see?"
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"I was walking around, I saw this thing and my daughter pointed it out to me."
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"WOMAN: Oh, your daughter saw it?"
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"Sweetheart, can you tell me what you saw falling out of the sky?"
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"lt was Santa's sleigh."
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"[WOMAN LAUGHS ON TV]"
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"Santa's sleigh. Well, there you have it. Santa's in Manhattan."
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"Sorry to interrupt your first big news story, Charlotte..."
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"...but New York One has just received..."
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"...some exclusive amateur news footage that you just might wanna follow up on."
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"There seems to be a strange man dressed as an elf..."
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"...wandering through Central Park."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"- You found it. - Buddy."
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"I need to tell you something."
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"I didn't mean anything I said back there. Not a word."
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"Well, chemically imbalanced, but you've been right about a lot of things."
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"I don't want you to leave."
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