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Clips from Elf (2003)

"You're probably here about the story."
Elf (2003)
"Another interesting elfism:"
Elf (2003)
"There are only three jobs available to an elf."
Elf (2003)
"The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps."
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"Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog."
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"You can bake cookies in a tree."
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"But the third job..."
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"...some call it the show, or the big dance."
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"lt's the profession that every elf aspires to."
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"And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop."
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"Only two weeks left till Christmas."
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"lt's a job only an elf can do."
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"Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds..."
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"...are perfect for toy building."
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"...but the gnomes drank too much."
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"[GNOME BELCHES]"
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"And the trolls weren't toilet trained."
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"[TROLL FARTS]"
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"No human being has ever set foot in Santa's workshop."
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"That is, until about 30 years ago."
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"And as you may have guessed, that's where our story begins."
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"[YELPS]"
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"Here we are."
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"We're just going to make you feel so comfortable."
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"There we are. There you are."
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"Maybe by next Christmas, you'll have a home."
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"SANTA: All right, all right."
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"...it's time to start preparations for next Christmas."
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"What in the name of Sam Hill is that?"
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"Snuck into your sack at the orphanage."
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"What do we do?"
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"So Santa had a decision to make."
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"Fortunately, when it comes to babies, Santa's a pushover."
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"So Buddy stayed with an older elf who had always wanted a child..."
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"...but had been so committed to building toys..."
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"...well, he'd forgotten to settle down."
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"Santa."
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"I was his adopted father."
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"...he wasn't any different from the other children."
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"Not too fast, Buddy."
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"I mean, not really."
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"Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors..."
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"...let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?"
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"Number one."
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"ALL: Treat every day like Christmas."
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"TEACHER: Number two."
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"TEACHER: Number three."
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"ALL: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
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"And one day, when Buddy was old enough, I made him my own personal apprentice."
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"Never been in this room before."
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"Well, I think it's time you start your tinker training."
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"You're gonna help me make it fly."
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"I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
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"PAPA ELF: Where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
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"Christmas spirit."
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"Well, as silly as it sounds..."
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"...a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
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"Who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
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"Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."
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"I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night."
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"What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them too?"
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"Yeah, I know. I know."
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"And every year, less and less people believe in Santa Claus."
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"I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands."
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"Oh."
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"I mean, just see how low the Clausometer is."
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"That's shocking."
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"That's why I came up with this little beauty in the '60s."
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"It's a Kringle 3000."
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"Eighty-five hundred reindeer-power jet turbine engine."
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"Well, looks like we got a short in the thermo coupler."
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"As much as Buddy was accepted by his family and friends..."
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"...there were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elves' world."
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"Hey, Ming Ming."
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"It's all right, Buddy."
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"Just how many Etch A Sketches did you get finished?"
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"That puts you..."
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"...915 off the pace."
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"ELF 1: Ooh, that's bad."
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"I'm the worst toy maker in the world."
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"[ALL GASP]"
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"No, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins."
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"We all just have different talents, that's all."
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"Seems like everyone else has the same talents except for me."
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"And in six months, you'll have to check them again. Won't he?"
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"You bring us down a whole octave."
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"In a good way."
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"[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]"
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"[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]"
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"MING MING: Hey, Foom Foom."
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"I hate to do this, but can you help me pick up the slack on those Etch A Sketches?"
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"- No problem. - I appreciate it."
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"Buddy is killing me."
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"I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles."
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"Quick thinking yesterday with that "special talents" thing."
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"MING MING: I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise."
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"Well, if he hasn't figured out he's a human by now..."
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"...I don't think he ever will."
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"...I don't think he ever will."
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"MING MING: You're just special."
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"[BUDDY SINGING DEEP NOTE]"
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"You don't look so good, Buddy. Are you okay?"
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"I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water."
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"Buddy."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"PAPA ELF: Buddy, are you okay?"
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"I'm sorry, Papa."
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"Just need some alone time."
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"Buddy, I think we have to talk."
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"Buddy, I think there's something I probably should tell you."
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"You probably should've found out a long-- A long time ago."
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"PAPA ELF: I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father..."
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"...had fallen in love when he was very young..."
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"...with a beautiful girl named Susan Welles..."
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"And how she had later passed away."
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"And most importantly, I told him where his father was."
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"ln a magical land called New York City."
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"My dad works there?"
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"Empire State Building."
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"Hey, Buddy, wanna pick some snow berries?"
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