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Clips from Elf (2003)

"BUDDY: And then I traveled to the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest..."
Elf (2003)
"And then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."
Elf (2003)
"The North Pole."
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"Can you pass the maple syrup?"
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"I didn't put it.... it's spaghetti."
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"You know what? I think I have some."
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"Yes."
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"EMILY: You like sugar, huh?"
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"Then yes!"
Elf (2003)
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:"
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"Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
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"So will you be staying with us, then?"
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"You mean I can stay?"
Elf (2003)
"- Emily. - How long do you think you'll be with us?"
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"I hadn't really planned it out, but I was thinking, like, forever."
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"Emily. Can I just speak to you for a minute in the kitchen, please?"
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"Are you crazy? He cannot stay here."
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"Clearly, he has some serious issues."
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"We can't just throw him out in the snow."
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"Why not? He loves the snow."
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"Walter, he's your son."
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"[BUDDY BELCHING]"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"You are so weird."
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"- I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in."
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"I am not gonna tuck you in."
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"I promise I'll go right to sleep."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Hm?"
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"I love you."
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"Well, this is really something."
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"I'm usually the one making breakfast."
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"That's good. That's good."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, that's good."
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"- Good? Good. - Good."
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"So did you, uh, sleep okay last night?"
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"Great. I got a full 40 minutes."
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"And I had time to build that rocking horse."
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"EMILY: Oh, my gosh, you actually made that?"
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"And lunch."
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"- So, Dad, how many scoops? - I'll stick with the coffee now, thanks."
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"So, Dad, I planned out our whole day."
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"We'll make snow angels and then we'll go ice-skating."
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"Then eat a roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can."
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"And then, to finish, we'll snuggle."
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"I've gotta go to work, Buddy."
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"...you should think about, you know, getting rid of the costume."
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"You're not in the North Pole any longer."
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"Then lose the tights."
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"As soon as possible?"
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"EMILY: I almost forgot my--"
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"[BOTH SCREAM]"
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"Morning."
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"[CELL PHONE RINGING]"
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"It worked. It's you."
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"- How'd you get this number? - Emily left an emergency list."
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"I see. And, uh, is this an emergency?"
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"There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window."
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"[MAKES SCREECHING NOISE]"
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"It's scary to look at. It's...."
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"Oh, wait. Yes, it is."
Elf (2003)
"Okay, it's okay, it's okay. Everything's fine."
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"- You were right. - Okay, good, I'm gonna hang up now."
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"I love you. I'll call you in five minutes."
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"No, no. Buddy, don't, uh...."
Elf (2003)
"Good idea. You call me."
Elf (2003)
"I painted a picture of a butterfly."
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"- Good, I'm gonna hang up now. - I tuned the piano."
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"Okay, I love you. Bye."
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"Well, to be honest, I got a call from my niece."
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"That's your signature, right?"
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"- I've got news for you."
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"Even if those two pages were in there, the book still would've sucked."
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"Have you seen the numbers for this quarter?"
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"My people estimate we're gonna post a minus 8 for this quarter."
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"- You know, we'll bounce back. We-- - No."
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"We're gonna ship a new book the first quarter."
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"First quarter?"
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"I'm gonna be back in town on the 24th."
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"At that time, I would love to hear in exact detail..."
Elf (2003)
"Wait a minute. The 24th, that's Christmas Eve."
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"No problem. Be great to have you in the loop."
Elf (2003)
"[BELL RINGS]"
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"MICHAEL: All right, I got every weapon in the game."
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"- I got full health. I got full armor. BUDDY: Michael."
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"- I got full-- - Michael, it's me, Buddy."
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"- You know that guy? - No, I've never seen him before."
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"No, Michael. Wait, it's your brother. Mich--"
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"Michael, Michael."
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"Michael, wait up."
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"Michael, Michael."
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"So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog?"
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"You probably have."
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"How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh?"
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"Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend?"
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"BOY: Go away."
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"[CRYING]"
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"Wow."
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"Where did you say you were from?"
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"- I wish Dad were here. - Why?"
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"Because he's the greatest dad in the whole wide world."
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"Are you kidding? He's the worst dad in the world."
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"- Working's fun. - Not the way he does it."
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"All he cares about is money. Doesn't care about you or me or anybody."
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"You like her?"
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"Like who?"
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"MICHAEL: The girl you're staring at."
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"BUDDY: Oh. Uh...."
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"Yeah."
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"Why don't you ask her out?"
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"- Food? - Yes, real food."
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"Not candy. And if she says yes, you're in."
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"- Hi, Jovie. - Hi."
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"- Oh, uh, this is Michael. - I'm his brother."
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"JOVIE: Hi."
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"So, what are you doing here? Did Gimbels give you your job back?"
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"No, but things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order."
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"...and I, um-- I feel really warm when I am around you..."
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