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Clips from Elf (2003)

"Why you messing with me? Did Crumpet put you up to this?"
Elf (2003)
"It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture."
Elf (2003)
"- I'm just trying to get through the holidays."
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"- Get through?"
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"- Please stop talking to me. - Uh-oh."
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"Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas carol."
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"Best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
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"Thanks, but I don't sing."
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"Oh, it's easy. It's like talking."
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"Except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down."
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"Especially in front of other people."
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"If you sing alone, you can sing in front of others. No difference."
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"No, there isn't. Wait."
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"I'm singing I'm in a store, and I'm singing"
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"I'm in a store And I'm singing"
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"BUDDY: We sing all the time. - No, there's not."
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"MAN [ON PA]: Attention all Gimbels shoppers."
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"Please make your final purchases."
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"We'll be closing in 10 minutes."
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"Well, it's time for me to go home."
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"But Santa's coming. There's so much to do."
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"Yeah. Uh-- Heh-heh."
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"I'll see you tomorrow."
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"- Buddy. - Jovie."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Jovie."
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"Hey, I'm gonna eat in the bedroom, okay? I got a bunch of stuff to go over."
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"- Are you sure? - I'm just way behind on a bunch of stuff."
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"Dad's eating in his room."
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"[IMITATING WALTER] I got a bunch of homework to go over and I'm way behind."
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"[JOVIE SINGING "BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE"]"
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"Get out! Don't look at me!"
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"Dad?"
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"Dad, hi! It's me!"
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"Well, just make sure he knows it's from me, his son, okay?"
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"I love him so much and I think he's the greatest dad in the world."
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"You guys are so strong."
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"KID: This is neat."
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"Come here. I wanna talk to you."
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"What about?"
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"How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?"
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"You sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked?"
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"I didn't know you were naked."
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"They shut my water off."
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"What were you doing here so early?"
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"They're kind of pissed about this."
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"I don't know why somebody's gunning for my job, but look, let's remain a team."
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"If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio."
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"Channel three. Code word is "Santa's got a brand-new bag.""
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"Okay?"
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"- That's impossible. - Six inches."
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"By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice..."
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"[SANTA HOLLERING, KIDS CHEERING]"
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"- Hey, Buddy, how you doing? - Santa!"
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"- Who the heck are you? - What are you talking about?"
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"Why, of course I am. Ho-ho-ho."
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"Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?"
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"- So how old are you, son? - Four."
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"- You're a big boy. What's your name? - Paul."
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"He's a liar."
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"You disgust me. How can you live with yourself?"
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"- Just cool it, Zippy. WOMAN: Smile."
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"You sit on a throne of lies."
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"- I'm a fake? - Yes."
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"GIMBELS SANTA: He's kidding."
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"He's a fake! He's a fake!"
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"He's a fake!"
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"Oh! Ah!"
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"Right."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"- Yeah? SECRETARY: The police are on line one."
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"Police. Hello?"
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"Dad!"
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"Officer Tom, this is my dad. This is Walter."
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"He bailed me out. They gave me one phone call."
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"I said, "I know who I'm gonna call. Walter Hobbs.""
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"Sure enough, you showed up. You did."
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"Just who the heck are you and what is your problem?"
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"Wait. Um...."
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"What is this, some kind of game? What do you want, some money?"
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"No. I just wanted to meet you and I thought you might wanna meet me."
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"Who wouldn't wanna meet you?"
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"...and go ice-skating and maybe even hold hands."
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"- Come with me. - Okay."
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"Okay. What have we got here?"
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"Buddy, don't eat those."
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"[BUDDY GASPS]"
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"- Am I sick? - Yeah, but we're here to do a test."
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"- Why am I sitting on paper? - It's sanitary for the other patients."
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"[BUDDY GASPS]"
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"- It's cold. - Yeah, just please sit still."
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"- Can I listen to your necklace? - No, you can't. Sit still--"
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"Why is there a skeleton? If I squint, he looks like a pirate flag."
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"- Does he have a name? - No. I'm sorry, Ben."
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"- He got mad at me. - Yes, he did. He did."
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"The sooner you sit still, the sooner we can get this mess over with."
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"- Oh, paint eggs, that's Easter. - Right."
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"Ow! Oh."
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"My finger has a heartbeat."
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"Won't hurt so much after a little."
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"What's your name?"
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"- What do you want for Christmas? - A Suzie Talks A Lot."
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"I'll put in a good word with the big man."
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"Thanks. Your costume is pretty."
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"Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf."
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"Cool."
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"So?"
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"It's a boy. Buddy's your son."
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"That's very impossible."
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"You saw that guy out there. He's certifiably insane."
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"What he needs is to be nurtured."
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"So, um, you'd like me to breast-feed him?"
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"Walter, just bring him home. Introduce him to Emily and Michael."
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"That's what I would do."
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"Oh, my God. Walter, this is wonderful."
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"You-- You have another son."
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"Wonderful. Gosh, I guess I never really thought of it that way."
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"It's a little complicated, but it's nothing that we can't handle."
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"He thinks he's a Christmas elf."
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"Oh, come on, Walter. I'm sure he doesn't actually think he's an elf."
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