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Clips from Airplane! (1980)

"Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you?"
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"To me, it was a living hell."
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"Of course you don't. No one does. That never happens."
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"Okay, folks. There you go."
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"Have a nice day."
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"Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating."
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"There is no stopping in the red zone."
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"Therapeutically, there's no danger involved."
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"I'll be back in a minute."
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"Hello, sir. We'd like you to have this flower"
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"I came home early and found your note."
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"I just don't wanna go over it anymore."
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"Don't you feel anything for me at all anymore?"
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"This is Dr. Brody at the Mayo Clinic."
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"and we'd like you to tell her mother that we found a donor an hour ago."
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"I want you to make sure that she's kept in a reclined position,"
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"I just reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400."
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"Is yours."
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"Oh, Mother, this is so exciting."
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"Goodbye, Bill!"
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"Tower radioed clearance, over."
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"I haven't flown for a long time."
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"with a 20% chance of precipitation."
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"Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight."
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"It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf,"
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"It was worse than Detroit."
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"Yes. Joey will have the steak, and my wife and I will have the fish."
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"Lookie here."
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"Excuse me."
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"This is Captain Oveur, Mr. Murdock and Mr. Basta."
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"No, why don't you take care of it?"
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"Flight 209'er to Denver radio."
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"You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets."
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"I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different."
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"When it did, it was almost like..."
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"You mustn't believe everything that you see."
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"The mind can play tricks on people."
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"but that's not important right now."
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"Isn't that good news?"
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"Seven, Lieutenant Zipp died this morning."
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"And I saw that I was looking at me"
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"And they told me again and again"
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"There is only one sea"
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"We are one and the same"
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"We are all one spirit"
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"Not so good. We got some heavy stuff ahead of us."
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"It might get rough again unless we can climb on top."
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"I think they're getting the hang of it."
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"A lot of people made plans before the war."
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"Find out if there's a doctor on board as quietly as you can."
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"I think the man sitting next to me is a doctor."
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"Get him out of there!"
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"This is Captain Oveur speaking."
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"Come in, 209'er. This is Chicago."
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"We're in terrible trouble. Over."
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"- bring it straight in. - Yes, sir."
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"Tell all dispatchers to remain at their posts."
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"Get me Rex Kramer."
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"That's the dial just below and to the right of the air-speed indicator."
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"No, wait. 34,000 feet."
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"Now, Elaine, don't panic."
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"Yes, Doctor?"
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"All right. Unless I get all those people to a hospital quickly,"
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"Just unbelievable!"
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"All right, let's get out of here."
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"In fact, we were lucky to even get a jeep"
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"It had a bad axle."
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"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
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"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
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"Tell Omaha to acknowledge and stand by."
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"Is that possible?"
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"Your attention please."
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"Let me tell you something, Steve."
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"Grab a hold of yourself. You gotta talk him down. You gotta."
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"Now first, I want you to get the feel of the plane."
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"Good. Have her sit in the copilot's seat."
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"They're at the controls flying the plane,"
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"I've gotta go to the airport."
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"Chicago, the passengers are beginning to panic."
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
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"C-47, right? I love that one."
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"Lost number four."
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"The oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure."
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"Listen to me, Kramer."
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"No dice, Chicago."
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"I'm giving the orders, and we're coming in."
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"He's the boss, head man, top dog, big cheese,"
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"Captain Kramer, this is Captain Colosimo."
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"Roberts, check all air traffic within 5 miles."
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"Steve."
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"All ambulances, go to number three."
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"We have people up here who will die in less than an hour, let alone two."
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"There it is."
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"He's holding. He's at... No, no. He's down, he's down."
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"Sound your alarm bell, now!"
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"Watch your stall speed."
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"in the history of this airport."
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"in the head, by an iron boot?"
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"Let me see."
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"- It's all right. It doesn't work. - Bill!"
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"Sure. You ever been in a cockpit before?"
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"It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether."
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"I flew with him during the war."
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"I've gotta get out of here! I've gotta get out of here."
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"Scientology?"
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"Let's not kid each other, Kramer."
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"Don't worry about that. It's perfectly normal."
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"Echo! Echo! Echo! Echo!"
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"Mota. Mota. Mota."
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""tell them to get out there and give it all they've got."
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"All right, Striker, you better stay up there for a bit."
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"Thank you."
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"Please climb to 42,000 feet."
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"This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
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"Striker, lift your nose. Straighten your wings!"
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"- Roger. - Huh?"
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"until finally the poor bastard"
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"You'll have to decide."
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"There's a passenger on your Chicago flight, 209'er."
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"You can let yourself out the back door."
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