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Clips from Airplane! (1980)

"There is no stopping in the red zone."
Airplane! (1980)
"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
Airplane! (1980)
"There is no stopping in the red zone."
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"- Would you care to make a donation? - No, but thank you, anyway."
Airplane! (1980)
"No, the white zone is for loading and unloading,"
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"and there is no stopping in the red zone."
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"The red zone has always been for loading and unloading."
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"There is never stopping in a white zone."
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"Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading."
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"from the Church of Religious Consciousness."
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"There's just no stopping in a white zone."
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"Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend?"
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"You want me to have an abortion."
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"It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done properly."
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"Would you care..."
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"Hey, Larry, where's the forklift?"
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"Forklift?"
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"It's over there by the baggage loader."
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"Look out!"
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"- Elaine! - Ted!"
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"I guess you meant for me to read it later."
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"Elaine, I've gotta talk to you."
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"I know things haven't been right for a long time,"
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"but it'll be different."
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"Like it was in the beginning."
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"If you'll just be patient, I can work things out."
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"but you wouldn't even let me do that."
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"It takes so many things to make love last."
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"Most of all, it takes respect."
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"And I can't live with a man I don't respect."
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"What a pisser."
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"Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone."
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"- No, the white phone. - Oh."
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"This is Captain Oveur."
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"One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic."
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"Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence Oveur."
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"- I've got it! - Thank you."
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"Go ahead with your call."
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"A little girl named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis."
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"She's scheduled for a heart transplant,"
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"We have the heart here ready for surgery."
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"We must have the recipient on the operating table within six hours."
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"and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV."
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"Excuse me, this is the operator, Captain Oveur."
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"I have an emergency call for you on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm."
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"I won't be back. I've requested the Atlanta run."
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"I promise I can change."
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"You know I haven't been able to get near a plane since the war."
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"they wouldn't hire me because of my war record."
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"Your war record?"
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"For everyone else, it's ancient history."
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"You expect me to believe that?"
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"It's the truth."
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"What's hurt you the most is your record since the war."
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"Different cities, different jobs."
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"And not one of them shows you can accept any real responsibility."
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"- Elaine, if you just give me one more... - It's too late, Ted."
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"When I get back to Chicago, I'm going to start my life all over again."
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"- Good evening. - Hi."
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"You can just follow all the way back."
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"Hello."
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"No, not likely, Victor."
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"There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas,"
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"backed up all the way to Utah."
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"Yeah, well, if she decides to push over to the Great Lakes,"
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"it could get plenty soupy."
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"Hey, what about that southern route around Tulsa?"
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"Well, I double-checked the terminal forecast,"
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"and the wind's aloft, and IFR ceilings all the way."
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"Where do they top out?"
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"It looks like the original flight plan over Denver is the best bet."
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"Denver it is."
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"Sorry, Clarence."
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"from Salt Lake to Lincoln."
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"Oh, hi, Roger. Glad to have you aboard."
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"Victor, this is Roger Murdock. Victor Basta."
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"- How do you do, Roger? - Nice to meet you."
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"Roger, I was telling Victor,"
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"I reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400."
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"Well, the whole flight crew has boarded."
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"No baggage."
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"- Smoking or nonsmoking? - Smoking, please."
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"There. Have a nice trip."
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"Striker, this is Red Leader 4."
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"Primary target covered by fog."
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"The decision to proceed is yours."
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"Nervous?"
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"First time?"
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"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
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"Hi, we'll be taking off real soon, so I better fasten you in tight."
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"I know, but remember, you must get some rest."
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"That's good advice."
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"- God, Bill, I'm gonna miss you so much. - I'm gonna miss you too."
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"Every day."
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"Bill!"
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"All aboard!"
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"and send me one, all right?"
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"Okay. Here, hurry."
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"But your watch. You shouldn't. You're gonna need this."
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"Bill..."
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"- I swear to you! - So long, darling."
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"Flight 209'er, you're cleared for takeoff."
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"L.A. Departure frequency, 123.9'er."
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"- Roger. - Huh?"
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"Flight 209'er, clear for vector 324."
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"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
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"That's Clarence Oveur, over."
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"- Roger. - Huh?"
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"- Huh? - Who?"
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"Do you feel all right, sir?"
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Oveur speaking."
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"- at 36,000 feet this evening. - Stewardess?"
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"- Would you like something to read? - Do you have anything light?"
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"How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?"
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"- Ted! What are you doing here? - Elaine, I've got to talk to you."
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"You shouldn't have come. I don't have time now."
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"- Oh, stewardess? - Excuse me."
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"No wonder you're upset."
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"She's lovely."
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"Supple, pouting breasts."
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