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Clips from Airplane! (1980)

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Airplane! (1980)
"Possible. It's a 100-to-1 shot."
Airplane! (1980)
"How's it handling?"
Airplane! (1980)
"It takes a pilot who can handle pressure!"
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"It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat."
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"No one had ever outlined a physical fitness program for them,"
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"Mr. Striker, I know nothing about flying,"
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"Put out all runway lights, except niner."
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"There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas."
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"roses"
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"Alert rescue units at every mile of the way."
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"Ted Striker was a top-notch squadron leader,"
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"Stay in formation. Targets just ahead."
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"Was on late duty one night"
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"1,000-to-1. I know this guy."
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"Just hang loose, blood."
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"Yes, I'll be right down."
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"Flare out!"
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"I just wanna tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."
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"I'm sorry I had to wake you. I'm just looking for a doctor."
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"I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA."
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"but after a while you begin to get used to it."
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"Cutty say he can't hang."
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"Shit, man."
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"Well, good evening. There you go."
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"to show attendant upon leaving the terminal."
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"We'll have dinner. We'll talk things over."
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"Yes, Captain Kramer. Read you loud and clear."
Airplane! (1980)
"You like movies about gladiators?"
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"Now ease her down! Down!"
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"- That isn't much of a chance, is it? - I don't know, Linda, I don't know."
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"We're okay."
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"No, we can't do that. The risk of a flameout's too great."
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"Gate 23."
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"- Would you like to have it? - Thank you. Thanks a lot!"
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"It's running a little hot."
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"Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. What did he have?"
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"I can't tell you that."
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"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
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"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
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"from the Religious Consciousness Church."
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"The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
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"There is no stopping in the white zone."
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"Hello. We'd like you to have this flower"
Airplane! (1980)
"Would you like to make a donation?"
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"We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about."
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"Would you put all your metal objects into this dish, please?"
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"I have been patient, and I've tried to help,"
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"Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone."
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"Also, it's very important that she remain calm."
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"Elaine,"
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"on behalf of the Church of Religious Consciousness."
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"All right, give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo."
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"Even if I could,"
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"You're the only one keeping that alive."
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"from the Church of Religious Conscious..."
Airplane! (1980)
"- Thank you. - Hi, how are you tonight?"
Airplane! (1980)
"Any word on that storm lifting over Salt Lake, Clarence?"
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"Latest weather report shows everything socked in"
Airplane! (1980)
"Well, there's some light scattered cover at 20,000, icing around 18."
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"I'd like one ticket to Chicago."
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"The decision is yours."
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"Yes."
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"Then why didn't you take the job that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing?"
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"Better get onboard, son."
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"209'er to ground control. We're loaded and ready to taxi."
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"Have your picture taken the minute you get there"
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"Goodbye, darling!"
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"Bill! Bill... With me all the time."
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"Take care of yourself. Goodbye!"
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"- Request vector. Over. - What?"
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"We have clearance, Clarence."
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"- Here you go. - We'll be cruising"
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"- Roger. Over. - What?"
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"But..."
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"And a darling figure."
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"Yes, I know."
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"stationed in Drambuie off the Barbary Coast."
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"You relax, and I'll be back right after we take off."
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"You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night."
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"We danced."
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"I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me"
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"I always get so carried away."
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"Gee, that'd be swell!"
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"Our arrival time in Chicago will be 10:45 p.m. Central time."
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"Won't you sit down?"
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"Yes. Thank you."
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"Oh, Ted, I never knew I could be so happy."
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"When will you be back?"
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"Oh, Ted, please be careful. I worry about you so much."
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"Flight 209'er, this is Denver flight control."
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"We have a visitor."
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"My squadron ships out tomorrow."
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"You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar."
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"No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here."
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"And he says that lots of times, you don't even run downcourt."
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"up and down the court for 48 minutes."
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"Like it was in the beginning, remember?"
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"How I used to sit on your face and wriggle,"
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"Not as long as you insist on living in the past."
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"But Dr. Sandler says you'll be out in a week."
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"My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot."
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"with mirrors on the ceiling, and..."
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"No. No, thank you."
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"He thinks he's a pilot, still fighting the war."
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"- Excuse me, Sister. - Yes?"
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"Hi, I'm Randy."
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"Okay."
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"I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry"
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"You'll be swell"
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"This 2-quart Seals-M-Rite container keeps hot dog buns fresh for days."
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"When we re-enlist, I'll teach them baseball."
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"I tried a number of jobs."
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"At first they didn't know what to think of us."
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"for the up and coming monsoon months."
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"completely isolated from civilization."
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"- Yes? - Oh, it's my stomach."
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"Airsick?"
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"Stewardess?"
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