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Clips from Airplane! (1980)

"every place east of the Rockies."
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"There's no possible place they can land."
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"They'll have to come through to Chicago."
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"I want the best available man on this."
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"and won't crack under pressure."
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"How about Mr. Rogers?"
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"What speed does it indicate?"
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"520 miles per hour."
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"Good. Very good. Now check your altitude."
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"35,000 feet."
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"No, it's dropping. It's dropping fast."
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"Why is it doing that?"
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"Now that is the manual inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow on it."
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"What the hell's going on up there?"
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"Elaine?"
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"Elaine, you're a member of this crew."
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"I can't even be sure of saving their lives."
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"Now, is there anyone onboard who can land this plane?"
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"Well..."
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"The life of everyone onboard depends upon just one thing."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking."
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"We regret any inconvenience"
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"the sudden cabin movement might have caused."
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"This is due to periodic air pockets we encounter."
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"There's no reason to become alarmed,"
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"and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight."
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"By the way, is there anyone onboard who knows how to fly a plane?"
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"Hello, I'm Paul Carey from the airline. I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer."
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"Yes. Come in, Paul. Rex'll be right out."
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"So, I understand you have a real emergency down there."
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"Yeah, something like that."
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"But as I say, they didn't have time to tell me very much."
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"Shep, no!"
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"I'll bet you have exciting things happen all the time down there."
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"Well, the airline business does have its moments,"
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"Shep, come!"
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"He gets so excited when new people are here."
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"Are you a pilot yourself?"
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"No, I'm in a training program."
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"It's unbelievable!"
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"How many times I've warned those people about food inspection."
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"You'd think after all these years, someone would listen to you."
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"Oh, well. Airport management, the FAA and the airlines,"
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"they're all cheats and liars!"
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"I'm sorry to bother you."
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"When they built those roads, they had no thought of drainage in mind."
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"So we had to take a special jeep up to the main road."
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"since just the day before, only one that we had broke down."
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"There's been a little problem in the cockpit..."
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"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit."
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"But that's not important right now."
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"You see, the first officer is ill,"
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"and the captain needs someone to help him with the radio."
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"Do you know anything about planes?"
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"I wouldn't know anything about it."
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"Well, would you go up? Please?"
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"Both pilots?"
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"Doctor, I've checked everyone. Mr. Striker's the only one."
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"What flying experience have you had?"
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"Well, I flew single-engine fighters in the Air Force,"
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"but this plane has four engines."
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"It's an entirely different kind of flying."
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"but there's one thing I do know."
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"You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it."
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"You're the only chance we've got."
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"Yeah, that's right. That's right."
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"- From here to the Rockies. - Chief?"
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"We'll need a pre-landing flight check."
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"Tell them I'm in the dispatch office, and I want it here fast."
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"It's your wife."
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"I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered,"
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"and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman."
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"No more cheese!"
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"Where the hell is Kramer?"
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"Keep them at 24,000."
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"No, feet."
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"One of the passengers is gonna land that plane."
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"- Who is it? - Name's Ted Striker."
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"And that won't make my job any easier tonight."
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"Ted Striker was a crack flight leader up to a point."
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"He was one of those men who..."
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"Maybe you know the kind."
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"Just hope that doesn't happen tonight."
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"Altitude, 24,000 feet."
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"Level flight."
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"Speed, 520 knots."
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"Course, zero-niner-zero."
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"Wash, soap, rinse, spin."
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"Ted! What are you doing here? You can't fly this plane."
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"Elaine,"
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"I don't have time to say this gently, so I'll be very direct."
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"Mr. Striker is the only hope we've got."
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"Mayday! Mayday!"
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"- Mayday! - Mayday? What the hell is that for?"
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"Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year."
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"We'll have a big parade. We'll serve hot hors d'oeuvres."
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"I can't stand it anymore."
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"I've gotta get out of here. I've got to get out of here!"
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"Stewardess, please, let me handle this."
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"I've gotta get out."
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"Calm down, now get back to your seat. I'll take care of this problem now."
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"Calm down! Get a hold of yourself."
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"- Sister, please. I'll handle this. - Just try and get a hold of yourself."
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"Out of here! I've gotta get out of here!"
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"Excuse me, we'd like you to have this flower."
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"Read about Jehovah's Witness."
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"How about Buddhism?"
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"More nuclear power?"
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"No-frills passengers now arriving."
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"Please have your baggage claim checks ready"
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"I know, but this guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all."
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"He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air."
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"Okay, okay, he's a terrible risk. But what other choice have we got?"
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"That's the whole story there, Rex. Everything we know."
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"All right, Steve, let's face a few facts."
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"He's gonna have enough on his mind without worrying about those times"
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"when things weren't so good."
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"Well, right now, things aren't so good."
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"a long time ago."
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"Look, Rex, I want you to get on the horn and talk that guy down."
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