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Clips from Airplane! (1980)

"Now, you're gonna have to let him get the feel of that airplane on the way."
Airplane! (1980)
"Then you'll have to talk him onto the approach."
Airplane! (1980)
"So help me, you'll have to talk him right down to the ground!"
Airplane! (1980)
"- Put Striker on the speaker. - Okay, use my radio over there."
Airplane! (1980)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
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"Now, you can work them direct from here, Captain."
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"Thanks."
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"Striker?"
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"Striker, this is Captain Rex Kramer speaking."
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"So, what do you say you and I"
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"just forget about everything except what we have to do now?"
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"You know I've never flown a bucket like this!"
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"I'm gonna need all the luck there is."
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"Stand by, Striker."
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"Our one hope is to build this man up."
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"Striker?"
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"Shit. This is a goddamn waste of time!"
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"There's no way he can land this plane!"
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"Route him into Lake Michigan."
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"At least he'll avoid killing innocent people."
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"You're the only chance they've got!"
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"All right."
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"Striker, you listen, and you listen close."
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"Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle."
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"Later, we'll run down the landing procedure."
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"like you did in the fighter plane."
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"is somebody there who can work the radio"
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"Yes. The stewardess is here with me."
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"Elaine, he wants you to sit in the copilot's seat."
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"The most important thing now is that you remain calm."
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"There is no reason to panic."
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"Slightly ill."
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"But the other two pilots are just fine."
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"And keep an eye on that number three engine gauge, over there."
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"Striker, before we start, I'd like to say something."
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"I know that right now things must look pretty rough up there,"
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"but if you do what I tell you, when I tell you to do it,"
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"there's no reason why you shouldn't have"
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"complete confidence in your chances"
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"to come out of this thing alive and in one piece."
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"Striker, what kind of weather you in up there?"
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"And a little ice."
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"Sluggish,"
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"like a wet sponge."
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"It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."
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"It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."
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"Can I get you something?"
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"I'm sorry. I don't understand."
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"Oh, stewardess?"
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"- I speak jive. - Oh, good."
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"He said that he's in great pain,"
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"and he wants to know if you can help him."
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"All right. Would you tell him to just relax,"
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"and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine."
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"What it is, big mama?"
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"Cut me some slack, Jack."
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"Say he can't hang, say seven-up."
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"Jive-ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow."
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"We better let her know what's going on."
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"Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire."
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"Johnny, what do you make out of this?"
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"This?"
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"Why, I could make a hat or a brooch. Or a pterodactyl, could eat your..."
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"Hello?"
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"- Mrs. Oveur? - Yes, this is Mrs. Oveur."
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"This is Ed Macias calling from the airport."
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"There's some trouble on your husband's flight."
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"Now, we don't know how serious it is yet."
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"But Steve McCroskey thought you'd wanna get down here right away."
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"There's juice in the refrigerator."
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"I've got to concentrate."
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"Concentrate. Concentrate. Concentrate."
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"Concentrate. Concentrate. Concentrate."
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"Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?"
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"Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota."
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"- How you doing, honey? - Jack, I'm so hot, I'm burning up."
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"What's going on up there?"
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"When do we start down?"
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"Gunderson, check the radar range. Anything yet?"
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"It's about two more minutes, Chief."
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"Two more minutes? They could be miles off course."
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"That's impossible. They're on instruments."
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"This is gonna be a real sweat."
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"Gunderson, let me know when you get anything."
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"Got a cigarette, Nels?"
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"I can't take much more of this."
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"- Johnny, how about some more coffee. - No, thanks."
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"Chief, these reporters won't leave without a statement."
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"How much longer can those passengers hold out?"
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"Half-an-hour, maybe 45 minutes."
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"Who's flying the plane?"
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"One of the passengers, but he's an experienced Air Force pilot"
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"who flew during the war, so there's no cause for alarm."
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"What kind of plane is it?"
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"Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes,"
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"curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol."
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"Okay, boys. Let's get some pictures."
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"Stricken airliner approaching Chicago."
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"Shana, they bought their tickets."
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"I say let them crash."
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"How are the passengers doing?"
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"I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker."
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"Surely there must be something you can do."
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"And stop calling me Shirley."
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"R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
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"Find out what it means to me"
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"R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
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"Take out T-C-P"
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"Sock it to me, sock it to me Sock it to me, sock it to me"
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"Sock it to me, sock it to me"
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"A little respect, just a little bit"
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"Randy, are you all right?"
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"Dr. Rumack."
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"I'm scared. I've never been so scared."
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"And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married."
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"Now, we're going to make it. You've got to believe that."
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"Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?"
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"Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared."
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"But at least I have a husband."
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"You'll have to decide."
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