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Clips from Airplane! (1980)

"- Oh, of course. - Thank you. Thank you."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Do you mind if I talk to your daughter?"
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"Why, I think that'd be nice."
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"I'm Lisa."
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"Oh, you have a guitar."
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"I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song."
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"I'd love to."
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"Let's see."
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"This is one of my favorites."
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"I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan"
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"To find where it flows to the sea"
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"And I wanted to know if life had a purpose"
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"And what it all means in the end"
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"In the silence I listened to voices inside me"
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"There is only one river"
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"And it flows through me"
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"One name"
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"We are the father"
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"We are one"
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"A little late tonight. We've been waiting for you."
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"- Who wants to be first? - Go ahead, Clarence. I got it."
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"- Okay. - How's the weather?"
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"Yeah, after the war,"
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"I just wanted to get as far away from things as possible,"
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"so Elaine and I joined the Peace Corps."
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"We were assigned to an isolated tribe."
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"The Molombos."
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"They'd never seen Americans before."
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"It was really a challenge during the year,"
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"introducing them to our Western culture."
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"But soon, we gained their trust."
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"Also, Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers"
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"to help stretch your food dollar."
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"You must understand, these people had been"
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"and they had no athletic equipment."
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"I started them on simple calisthenics,"
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"They seemed to enjoy themselves."
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"and communicate so successfully with the Molombos."
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"Ted, I don't wanna stay here."
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"It's time for us to go back home to the plans we made before the war."
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"Like George Zipp."
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"It was at that moment that I first realized"
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"Elaine had doubts about our relationship."
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"And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem."
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"We did come back to the States."
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"Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you."
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"You know, I really couldn't blame Elaine."
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"She wanted a career."
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"I can't stand it."
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"What is it?"
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"I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film."
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"I'll see if I can find some Dramamine."
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"Captain, one of the woman passengers is very sick."
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"Joey, have you ever been in a..."
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"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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"I shouldn't have had that second cup of coffee."
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"Jim never vomits at home."
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"There's nothing to worry about."
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"Sir? Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry I have to wake you."
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"That's right."
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"We have some passengers that are very sick."
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"- Could you come take a look at them? - Yes. Yes, of course."
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"Let me see your tongue."
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"I'll be back in a minute."
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"A hospital, what is it?"
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"- Tell the captain I must speak to him. - Certainly."
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"Victor, we're running into some heavy weather, can you..."
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"Roger, take over!"
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"- You can tell me, I'm a doctor. - No, I mean, I'm just not sure."
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"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
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"Fog has closed down everything this side of the mountains."
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"We've got to get through to Chicago."
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"- What is it, Doctor? What's going on? - I'm not sure."
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"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
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"Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish."
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"He had fish."
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"Doctor, there are two more sick people,"
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"and the rest of the passengers are worried."
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"I'll take care of the passengers."
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"It's been a little bumpy up here, but we'll be past it in a few minutes."
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"A couple points of interest."
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"we'll pass just to the south of the Grand Canyon."
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"Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight, okay?"
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"Chicago, this is flight 209'er."
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"We're in trouble."
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"We've got to have all traffic below us cleared,"
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"and I want a priority approach and landing in Chicago."
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"- Yes? - Stewardess. My husband's very sick."
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"Can you do something, please?"
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"Yes, of course. We both had fish. Why?"
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"It's nothing to be alarmed about."
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"Dr. Rumack, Mr. Hammen ate fish,"
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"and Randy said there are five more cases,"
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"And the copilot had fish."
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"- What did the navigator have? - He had fish."
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"All right. Now we know what we're up against."
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"will become violently ill in the next half-hour."
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"Extremely serious."
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"the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash."
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"From there, the poison goes to work on the central nervous system,"
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"causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling."
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"At this point, the entire digestive system collapses,"
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"accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence,"
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"Turn on automatic pilot."
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"I'll go back to the passengers."
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"Flight 209'er, come in."
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"This is Elaine Dickinson. I'm the stewardess."
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"Captain Oveur's passed out on the floor,"
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"and we've lost the copilot and navigator, too."
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"Roger, Elaine, roger. I read you."
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"This is Steve McCroskey at Chicago Air Control."
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"Put out a general bulletin to suspend all meal service"
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"on flights out of Los Angeles."
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"It's gonna be a long night."
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"- How about some coffee, Johnny? - No, thanks."
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"Do you understand?"
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"Anyplace. Anyplace where there's a chance to land that plane!"
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"Stan, go upstairs to the tower and get a runway diagram."
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"Terry, check down the field for emergency equipment."
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