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Clips from Airplane! (1980)

"Firm thighs."
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"It's a shame you two don't get along."
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"Things used to be different."
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"I remember when we first met."
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"It was during the war."
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"I was in the Air Force,"
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"I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar."
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"from Bombay to Calcutta."
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"The mood in the place was downright ugly."
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"You wouldn't walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists."
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"I didn't go there that night to fall in love. I just dropped in for a couple of drinks."
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"But suddenly, there she was."
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"I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt."
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"to make sure I wasn't dreaming."
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"I was afraid to approach her. But that night, fate was on my side."
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"We laughed. We talked."
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"I never wanted it to end. Hell, I guess I still don't."
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"But enough about me. I hope this hasn't been boring for you."
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"It's just that whenever I start to talk about Elaine,"
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"I lose all track of time."
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"Would you like to order dinner now?"
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"When can I see the cockpit, Dad?"
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"Joey, I think the pilots"
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"are probably too busy flying the plane for that."
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"Oh, gee whiz."
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"I'll tell you what, Joey."
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"I'll talk to the captain and see what I can arrange."
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"Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners?"
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"I happened to be passing,"
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"and I thought you'd might like some coffee."
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"Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"Cream?"
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"No, thank you."
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"I take it black. Like my men."
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"Well, you see..."
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"These past few months have been just wonderful."
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"Tomorrow, why don't we drive up the coast"
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"to that little seafood place, and..."
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"What's the matter?"
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"My orders came through."
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"We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours."
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"We're coming in from the north, below their radar."
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"It's classified."
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"I love you, Elaine."
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"I love you."
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"You're approaching some rough weather."
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"Roger, Denver."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"This is Joey Hammen."
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"- Well, hi, Joey. - Come on up here. You can see better."
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"No, sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
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"Do you want me to check the weather, Clarence?"
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"Joey, do you ever hang around a gymnasium?"
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"We'd better get back now, Joey."
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"No, Joey can stay here for a while if he'd like."
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"- Could I? - Okay. If you don't get in the way."
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"Climbing to cruise at 42,000."
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"Will report again over Lincoln. Over and out."
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"Wait a minute. I know you."
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"You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers."
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"I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else."
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"I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?"
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"All right, but just remember,"
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"my name is Roger Murdock."
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"I'm an airline pilot."
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"I think you're the greatest,"
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"but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense."
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"And that you don't really try except during the playoffs."
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"The hell I don't!"
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"Listen, kid."
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"I'm out there busting my buns every night."
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"Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier"
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"Joey?"
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"I remember everything."
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"All I have are memories."
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"Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together."
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"I remember how you used to hold me."
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"Like each new day was created only for us."
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"That's the way I've always wanted it to be, Elaine."
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"But it won't be."
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"You're too low, Ted. You're too low."
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"Pain. Pain."
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"- He looks so happy today, doesn't he? - Okay, I'll be back."
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"Thank you, thank you. You look so happy today."
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"Okay, Robert, slip them down. This won't hurt much."
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"Give me a big smile."
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"You got a telegram from headquarters today."
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"Headquarters! What is it?"
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"Well, it's a big building where generals meet,"
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"They've cleared you of any blame"
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"for what happened on that raid."
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"Is it?"
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"Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid."
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"Isn't that wonderful?"
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"I wish I could say the same for George Zipp."
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"Be patient, Ted."
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"Nobody expects you to get over this immediately."
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"Hey, Striker. How about a break? I'm getting tired."
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"Yeah, all right. Take five."
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"Thanks."
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"I've found a wonderful apartment for us."
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"It has a brick fireplace and a cute little bedroom"
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"Red Leader! Red Leader! I'm going down."
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"Captain Geline."
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"I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!"
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"What's his problem?"
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"That's Lieutenant Hurwitz."
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"Severe shellshock."
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"He thinks he's Ethel Merman."
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"You'll be great"
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"Honey, everything's coming up"
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"Would you like some coffee before we serve dinner?"
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"Would either of you like another cup of coffee?"
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"I will, but Jim won't."
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"I think I will have another cup of coffee."
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"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."
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"There's a little girl onboard, up front,"
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"- who's ill and, well... - Oh, yes, I saw. Poor child."
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"Could I borrow your guitar? I thought maybe I could cheer her up."
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