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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Brain Scramblies (S02E02)

"I'm gonna miss you so much,"
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"but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face."
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"But we won't be able to touch you."
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"Hey, look. You'll still have me."
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"-Just you?-Yes. Just-- Your father. Hi."
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"We have been invited to a highly exclusive event."
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"We will be spending this Sunday evening"
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"at our neighbor Sean's Superb Owl party."
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"Vampires have huge respect for owls."
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"One: they're nocturnal,"
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"two: they're predators, and three:"
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"they don't give a hoot where they dump their scat."
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"NADJA: The party we're going to"
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"is celebrating the Superb Owl,"
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"who is the greatest owl of all time."
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"Do you think we're going to getto touch its little beak?"
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"Depends what mood he's in."
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"Yeah, I know it's a Super Bowl party, but"
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"I tried to correct them and they wouldn't listen."
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"That's the owl's egg."
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"Also, I didn't try all that hard."
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song♪"
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"♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world♪"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪"
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"Remember, no killing at this Superb Owl party..."
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"-Super Bowl. -...out of respect"
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"for our good friend and host, Sean."
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"NANDOR: Once this evening is over,"
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"Guillermo will have a nice assortment"
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"-of virgins for us."
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"Oh-- and behave."
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"-Blend in."
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"This is an all-human party."
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"Hey!"
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"You guys made it! Nadja..."
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"Nandor... My man Laz..."
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"Dilbert-looking guy."
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"So, what are you waiting for?"
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"Get your rears in gear and get in here."
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"-That counts."
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"SEAN: All right, come on!"
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"Yo, Charmaine!"
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"Look who it is."
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"-Our European neighbors from next door. -Oh."
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"Could you run to the ShopRite and grab a few more bags"
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"of those Tostitos Hint of Limes"
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"before you start drinking?"
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"SEAN: First off, I already started."
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"-What?"
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"-What? -Now you're catching an attitude?"
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"-Right in front of our guests? -: Well, this is my house."
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"I can catch whatever I want."
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"Why don't you go catch it somewhere else?"
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"Oh, shut up."
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"SEAN: It's always something with this one."
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"Anyway, come on in."
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"Listen, we're sort of a no-shoes household,"
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"-so, uh... -I'm not taking my shoes off for anyone."
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"That's fine, Laz."
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"GUILLERMO: Virgins, virgins, virgins..."
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"Stupid. I don't know why I always do that."
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"You know, I've been thinking about my lineage lately,"
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"and just because I have Van Helsing blood in me"
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"doesn't mean that I'm destined to be this vampire killer."
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"Get back!"
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"I'm sure that somewhere along the line"
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"there was an amazing baker"
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"in my family, right?"
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"But does that make me an amazing baker?"
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"Actually, I am a really, really good baker."
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"Oh, no."
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"COLIN:The thing with motion smoothing"
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"that you have to remember"
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"is, you want it on for sporting events"
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"but off for TV and movies."
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"Even take a football movie,"
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"like 1974's The Longest Yard,"
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"starring mustachioed actor Burt Reynolds."
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"Dude, you're-- you're blocking kickoff."
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"Well, better to not watch the game at all"
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"than to watch in the wrong format, right?"
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"NADJA: Colin, enough!"
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"They want the owl."
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"So, do you have any knowledge"
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"of the owl's temperament tonight?"
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"Uh, I hope it's not too fussy."
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"Who, Charmaine? No, she's always like that."
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"-CHARMAINE: What'd you say, Frankie?"
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"-FRANK: Oh, nothing."
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"You still owe me $100 for that pizza night."
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"-Oh, get out of here! -No, you don't get to talk"
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"-until you give me that pizza...-I paid you back two weeks ago."
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"-SEAN: Get off it, Charmaine! -He never paid me back."
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"-Get off it! -100 bucks for pizza?"
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"Ugh, Nadia, you must be miserable in here."
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"All this testosterone. Come on."
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"The other wives are having"
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"a little powwow in the kitchen."
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"-Sean has more wives? -SEAN: I wish."
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"Excuse me?"
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"-Nothing, nothing. -Yeah, that's what I thought."
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"MIKEY : Busted."
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"So, how come we never see you guys around here"
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"-during the regular season? -SEAN: Believe me, I tried"
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"to get 'em to hang,"
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"but they never seem to be aroundduring the day."
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"You know, come to think of it,"
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"I really only see them at night."
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"It's like they're, uh, vampiresor something."
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"-Get in."
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"Fuck."
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"You heard what he said."
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"He knows we're vampires."
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"Um, ocupado."
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"Yes. Uh, we are just taking a nice shit together."
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