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Clips from Family Guy - The Thin White Line (S03E03)

""On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"I've seen that Behind the Music with Leif Garrett 18 times."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Leif. It's been a while. - Too long, man."
Family Guy
"That makes sense. Volunteer work. Thanks, Bruce."
Family Guy
"Oh. Do I? Hm."
Family Guy
"Attention, everyone."
Family Guy
"Due to several complaints and two deaths related to worker fatigue,"
Family Guy
"Hey, John, you got a two-seater. Hey, Derek, maybe you go with John, huh? Huh?"
Family Guy
"- Thanks anyway. - We'll get him."
Family Guy
"Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening."
Family Guy
"Something about a map."
Family Guy
"It's over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed."
Family Guy
"Please."
Family Guy
"I... But... You..."
Family Guy
"A week's paid vacation!"
Family Guy
"The last one left standing wins. Let the game begin."
Family Guy
"- All right! - Run for your life, Peter!"
Family Guy
"Look at him. He runs like a Welshman."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Brian. - Hi, Joe."
Family Guy
"I-I just didn't think you were gonna go so cartoony with it."
Family Guy
"- How would you read it? - Oh, I don't know."
Family Guy
"I was thinkin' of doin' it, you know, good. Like an actor. But your way's good too."
Family Guy
"We could use a nose like that at the precinct."
Family Guy
"I don't wanna feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub."
Family Guy
"Mr Weed, I think Peter needs a doc..."
Family Guy
"That's it, except for the flight crew."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian. What's with the Johnny Law routine?"
Family Guy
"You're back from Manila. You ate lumpia, then you made love to two Filipino women."
Family Guy
"Don't move, dirtbag!"
Family Guy
"It's coke! Yes! All right! We got 'em! This is great. This is the rush I've been lookin' for."
Family Guy
"Good work, Brian. Uh, you still got a little, uh..."
Family Guy
"We could all go to Purgatory like we did last year."
Family Guy
"- Did you stay up all night writing that? - I got to bed around 2.30."
Family Guy
"You know the street value of that cocaine?"
Family Guy
"Stop the car."
Family Guy
"Everybody freeze! This is a bust!"
Family Guy
"- But these are just kids. - Oh, yeah? What's your name?"
Family Guy
"I must say, I've always dreamed of a life at sea."
Family Guy
""And your record will stand as proof"
Family Guy
""Be it galley or freighter, I'm an expert navigator"
Family Guy
""And you're also a world-class poof"
Family Guy
""Well, despite your point of view I can thrill a girl or two"
Family Guy
"Ha-ha-ha!"
Family Guy
"So, how was your day?"
Family Guy
"Un-freakin'-believable. First we nailed a bastard who had the gall"
Family Guy
"and the next day it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway"
Family Guy
"Knowin' the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was."
Family Guy
"You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew."
Family Guy
"- That McGriffin guy was so cool! - Totally. I'm never doing drugs now."
Family Guy
"Got milk?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's just fancy talk for sexified. Now, climb in."
Family Guy
"- Hey, what kinda tanning booth is this? - Those aren't tanning booths."
Family Guy
"- Argh! Argh! - Sir, we apologise."
Family Guy
"Oh, well... It's not as good as my Irish cop. It's just a little thing I..."
Family Guy
"Well, I do say that."
Family Guy
"Wait. That man seems to have suffered a serious snakebite."
Family Guy
"Come on, baby girl. Let's go to the park."
Family Guy
"Let's start with someone more interesting. Peter?"
Family Guy
"Uh... yeah."
Family Guy
"Brian, how about a little tie music?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I need help!"
Family Guy
"I guess now we know what kind of dog he is."
Family Guy
"I'll make it up to you. My cousin works at Club Med."
Family Guy
"This is where God would come if he had to stop doin' blow."
Family Guy
"Good luck, Brian. I just know you're gonna get clean."
Family Guy
"Just having some time away to sort things out is gonna do wonders. Thanks, Doctor."
Family Guy
"OK, come on, everyone. Exercise is an important part of recovery."
Family Guy
"Yeah! I'm also addicted to boobies!"
Family Guy
"Trade you this for your cupcake."
Family Guy
"I've been observing your behaviour. I don't think you're an addict. I think you're an idiot."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Yeah. Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"I was lookin' for you. You wanna go mess with the pregnant teens across the lake?"
Family Guy
"I saw one of those - more borin' than when I was a security guard for George Harrison."
Family Guy
"Shut up."
Family Guy
"Well, you are a fastizio."
Family Guy
"This man took me into his home and treated me like family."
Family Guy
"I came here to get clean and I did. So goodbye."
Family Guy
""He was all coked up and we were choked up"
Family Guy
""But now we're happy Brian's home, cha-cha-cha!"
Family Guy
"I am serious, Lois. You could be in show business."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Meg. 18 yet? - No."
Family Guy
"Airport, please."
Family Guy
"Ready for a bombshell? You saved my life."
Family Guy
"For the last time, I'm not gay."
Family Guy
"The camera keeps on moving."
Family Guy
"This is my favourite event: Catch the greased-up deaf guy."
Family Guy
"Nurse! This dog is trying to kill me! Nurse!"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm sorry. No, that was good."
Family Guy
"No drugs. She's good. He's clean."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? How good are you?"
Family Guy
"Wait a second. Got something."
Family Guy
"This isn't bad. It's not that good, but it's not that bad."
Family Guy
"Brian, this is a Sunday-school class."
Family Guy
"to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll. Her doll!"
Family Guy
"Cos I'm free of S... T... Ds!"
Family Guy
"By the way, Horowicz, you should show Joe your impression of him."
Family Guy
""That's because Peter's the guy!"
Family Guy
"All right. That's it. A little tie music."
Family Guy
"I'll be keeping my eye on you. What's your name?"
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Quiet down up there!"
Family Guy
"English SDH"
Family Guy
""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"But... but I was driving. I..."
Family Guy
"This could be the real deal, boys. Let's do it!"
Family Guy
"Ever since your addiction, you've been a jerk."
Family Guy
"Uh... Griffin."
Family Guy
""He's a family guy"
Family Guy
""Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"I need you to pull the plug."
Family Guy
"- Well, I think we've found your X factor. - You mean Peter?"
Family Guy
"Additional generic cop compliment, Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh, do me! Do me next!"
Family Guy
"Look out, Brian!"
Family Guy
"There's no smokin' in the terminal."
Family Guy
""My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah, yeah."
Family Guy
""It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
Family Guy
"I'm in a rut. Nothing thrills me any more."
Family Guy
"I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning."
Family Guy
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