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Clips from Family Guy - The Thin White Line (S03E03)

"- Really? - My life is so pathetic."
Family Guy
"I'm so sorry about everything, man. I'm so..."
Family Guy
"I was on a road to destruction, man. The accident may have crippled me, but I'm alive."
Family Guy
"Can we turn off the cameras, dude?"
Family Guy
"It's... it's like I'm, I don't know, trapped in my own life."
Family Guy
"Try thinking about others. Why don't you do some volunteer work?"
Family Guy
"You still have 13 more minutes."
Family Guy
"That's my daughter."
Family Guy
"We could probably call this an early day, huh?"
Family Guy
"I have decided to throw a company picnic this Saturday."
Family Guy
"- How you gettin' to the picnic? - I don't know. I don't have a ride."
Family Guy
"Here. Right this way. Watch your step."
Family Guy
"Nothing's happening."
Family Guy
"Forget about it! Go do somethin' else!"
Family Guy
"See y'all next year!"
Family Guy
"- King me. - I don't want to play any more."
Family Guy
"The pain. I can't live like this, Brian."
Family Guy
"I-I can't. I..."
Family Guy
"Be my angel and set me free."
Family Guy
"You are twisted, lady. You hear me? You are screwed up in the head."
Family Guy
"I have enough here to take down Robert Downey Jr."
Family Guy
"Robert Downey..."
Family Guy
"Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman?"
Family Guy
"Bonnie making chicken Marsala?"
Family Guy
"No. She made that three nights ago. Wow! That's some nose you've got!"
Family Guy
"Yeah. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal."
Family Guy
""Follow your nose. " "Follow your nose. " "Follow your nose. ""
Family Guy
"Really?"
Family Guy
"I guess it's just down to you and me, Peter. One of us is gonna win that paid vacation."
Family Guy
"Peter, are you OK?"
Family Guy
"We have a winner!"
Family Guy
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Family Guy
"Say hello to our newest narc. He's a natural."
Family Guy
"- And a man. - You mean three Filipino women."
Family Guy
"No-o-o-o-o!"
Family Guy
"Where shall we go for your week off?"
Family Guy
"- It's so-so. - Yeah. More or less."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian. If cops are pigs, does that make you a schnozage?"
Family Guy
"Let's see. Four and a half kilos uncut Nicaraguan. 1.7 mil, that area?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah. That's... that's... that's right."
Family Guy
"You guys, Brian's famous!"
Family Guy
"- You're a hero! - Way to go!"
Family Guy
"Wow! Oh, my!"
Family Guy
"- Uh, Meg's using a new conditioner. - He's right! That's amazing!"
Family Guy
"- Time to change Stewie. - Preposterous. I haven't... There it is."
Family Guy
"All right!"
Family Guy
"- Ricky. - They're not kids. They're midgets."
Family Guy
"Filthy drug-peddling midgets."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"- Nice work! - You're a credit to the force."
Family Guy
"Thanks. But the real hero here is God for blessing me with this nose."
Family Guy
"And a few other equally amazing appendages."
Family Guy
"I'll catch up with you guys at the pub."
Family Guy
"So it's settled. We're takin' a cruise to the Bahamas."
Family Guy
"Ah, this is gonna be great."
Family Guy
"And look. It says we have our choice of cabins - port or starboard."
Family Guy
"Ha! Listen to me! I sound like an old salt!"
Family Guy
""But I'd rather get it on with you"
Family Guy
"Sorry to be tardy to the party."
Family Guy
"Wow, Brian! Have you lost weight? You gotta tell me your secret."
Family Guy
"Where's the line any more? I got news for ya. It-it's not even on the radar screen."
Family Guy
"The days of decency and virtue are gone. Bam!"
Family Guy
"Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. One day you see your reflection in it,"
Family Guy
"staring back at you, mocking you. Blah! Blah! Blah!"
Family Guy
"So take it from me - McGriffin, the drug dog."
Family Guy
"If you really wanna get high, it's as easy as being yourself."
Family Guy
"Hey, kids! You know why I'm happy?"
Family Guy
"Ahhhhh."
Family Guy
"Before you go on a cruise, you gotta build up a base tan."
Family Guy
"But I heard that if you use tanning beds, you could get something called melanoma."
Family Guy
"- That row is time machines. - Oh, crap! Where the hell is he?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days, and there's a whole stadium of people clappin' for me."
Family Guy
"Oh, look, my very own lion!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Must've got the wrong hat."
Family Guy
"And now, here's something we hope you'll really like."
Family Guy
"There's worse things than nicotine. And I'm gonna find 'em."
Family Guy
"Patience. It took St Patrick more than a day to clear the Emerald Isle of snakes."
Family Guy
"- Open it! - Agh! Let me go!"
Family Guy
"Help! Help!"
Family Guy
"Where's the stash? I'll do a freakin' body-cavity search."
Family Guy
"There's no easy way to say this. You have a drug problem."
Family Guy
"A drug problem? What's this really about? Jealousy? Am I stealin' your thunder?"
Family Guy
"- Give me your badge. - Fine!"
Family Guy
""I'm Joe! My legs don't work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body. ""
Family Guy
"The Old Man and the Sea. I see you're gettin' in the mood for our cruise."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Stupid fisherman. Sittin' out there on a boat yammerin' to himself."
Family Guy
"He doesn't even know I'm watching him."
Family Guy
"Ah, splendid. Fido McCoke-Fiend is home."
Family Guy
"- Everybody, this is Tina. - What happened to you?"
Family Guy
"Less questions and more shut-the-hell-up."
Family Guy
"Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults."
Family Guy
"Hello. I'm Lois Griffin. Welcome to our home."
Family Guy
"So, what? She's, like, your mom or somethin'?"
Family Guy
"Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose?"
Family Guy
"- Here's the channel Lois doesn't know about. - Chris, look away! Meg, take Stewie upstairs."
Family Guy
"Brian, would you please ask your new friend to leave now?"
Family Guy
"Oh, sorry. Things gettin' too real for the Stepford wife?"
Family Guy
"And look at you two - Quasimodo and Lumpy."
Family Guy
"I leave more personality in tightly-coiled piles on the lawn."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Doc. What are you doing here? - Your family has something to say."
Family Guy
"Brian, I know I don't speak up much,"
Family Guy
"and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but..."
Family Guy
"I miss the old days when you were my sidekick."
Family Guy
"Uh... so she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 per cent Buttafuco fibre."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Eeh. Yeah."
Family Guy
""Peter's tie, Peter's tie"
Family Guy
"Heh-hee!"
Family Guy
"Look, you-you guys got it all wrong. I-I-I... I wa..."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone!"
Family Guy
"A melan-collie."
Family Guy
"Nothing? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I should have said "Chi-wah-wah"."
Family Guy
"I don't have to impress you."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm not insensitive, Lois."
Family Guy
"But why do we have to cancel our cruise just cos the dog's a cokehead?"
Family Guy
"We're not going on vacation while Brian's in rehab. We'll just have to wait till next year."
Family Guy
"Aw, man!"
Family Guy
"Holy crap! Look at this place."
Family Guy
"- They have tennis courts! - And a full spa!"
Family Guy
"Wow! No wonder people do drugs!"
Family Guy
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