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Clips from Family Guy - Wasted Talent (S02E02)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Hey, guys. Guys, check it out. Quagmire's tryin' to get lucky."
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"A little violent for you, don't you think?"
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"We interrupt for breaking news. After years of isolation,"
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"Oh, man, did you guys hear that?"
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"Imagine seein' the inside of the Pawtucket Patriot brewery!"
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"- Forget it, Peter. You don't have a chance. - Yeah. You never win anything."
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"Very good, Jonas. Oh, my! Look at the time."
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"All I want is one pupil who's good enough to win the piano competition."
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"Oh, Lois, thank God it's you. The last three houses I went to were very rude."
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"All right, listen to me, you long-necked bastard."
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"Two more dead from alcohol poisoning. Hm."
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"Especially Stewie. He's so impressionable."
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"Peter, if you keep this up, somethin' terrible's gonna happen."
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"- Nice. - Oh, I don't have time for this."
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"- What's goin' on? - It seems Joe has found the first scroll."
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"Oh, no! If there's four tickets and one of 'em's gone, that... that leaves..."
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"this many!"
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"Don't let her get to you. She asked for "Pine Forest". I gave her "New Car"."
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"Did you hear? It's over! Somebody found the last scroll!"
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"- Oh, my God! No! - It's true. The final scroll has been recovered."
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"Oh, what am I gonna do now?"
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"I guess wantin' it more than anyone just wasn't enough."
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"That's right. I made it up. I figured if people thought the last scroll was found,"
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"Ah, my last beer. Here goes."
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"I bet that scroll makes the beer taste terrible."
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"Oh, God."
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"Aah!"
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"- I love you. - I love you too."
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"Oh! I'm so glad I married a regular person and not a celebrity."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, in his first public appearance ever,"
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"Pawtucket Pat!"
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"That's for my brother Luis! He drank himself to death on your crappy beer!"
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"Gotcha!"
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"- They live here with me. - Hey, Pat. Where's the wheelchair ramp?"
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"Maybe he's forgotten you"
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"They would turn you into dog food"
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"I'm glad I'm not takin' your stupid tour! I'm a Coors man anyway! Silver Bullet!"
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"- Trying to watch the History Channel. - Try it again."
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"Let me grab the sheet music. Keep playing!"
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"- Jimmy, what happened? - Yes, Jimmy. What happened?"
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"It's all behind this door."
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"Lady and gentlemen, the beer room!"
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"Till you've reached that pure inebriation"
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"Ooh! Aah!"
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"and we buy another dog to help the kids, you know, forget about you."
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"- Peter, I wouldn't... - Wow! That's incredible."
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"And look at this!"
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"Ah! Silent but life-saving."
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"What the hell is this? Didn't you see that sign?"
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"- You can't be trusted. - Lois, take a letter."
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"You're like the idiot from Shine!"
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"Oh, jeez, this hangover's killin' me. I haven't felt this crappy since I went to that museum."
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"Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
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"Because you touch yourself at night."
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"Uh-oh! Lois! I'm losin' my buzz!"
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"This may not be my proudest moment, but damn it, I wanna win."
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"You're not the first person to do whatever it takes to win."
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"You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know."
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"My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!"
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"With all respect."
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"That Ronnie's a bad influence."
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"Yeah. That little bastard sold me some bad crack."
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"- Oh, yes. He's on in an hour. - Where's the nearest liquor store?"
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"I've been keeping you ripped out of your head for my own selfish needs."
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"- Ow. - Ha, ha! You drink."
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"- It's the cops! - Run!"
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"OK. You're on. Wait!"
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"Well, at least I have my books."
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"That's not fair! There was time now!"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"Hey, gorgeous. You wanna come home with me?"
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"- I'm with my husband. - Lose the zero, get with the hero."
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"Huh! I'll be right over there."
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"the mysterious and eccentric brewmeister, Pawtucket Pat,"
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"has said that he's opening his never-before-seen brewery to a lucky few."
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"Pawtucket Pat has placed four silver scrolls in four random beers."
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"Each lucky scroll winner and a guest of their choice will take a magical tour of the brewery,"
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"What? Don't complain. This is actually makin' you look attractive."
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"Remember when you went on Password?"
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"This one is for Peter Griffin and Tony Randall."
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"The password is..."
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"You..."
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"Actor."
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"You..."
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"Tony?"
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"You..."
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"Mrs Griffin, I practised just like you said."
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"- Mom, how come all your students suck? - I don't know, honey."
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"I'm sick of comin' in second to that awful Alexis Radcliffe."
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"Every year she wins and rubs it in my face."
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"Congratulations on second place, Lois."
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"- Have you been drinkin'? - Why, yes, I have. Thank you."
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"I gotta find a silver scroll. Everyone's lookin'."
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"You give me the scroll, and I make you head of sanitation services for the entire city."
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"It's a do-nothing job, sweetcake."
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"Lookin' for that scroll, huh? Wouldn't mind findin' that thing myself."
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"Ah, jeez."
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"Oh, man. I hope I don't get pulled over."
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"OK, be cool. Maintain."
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"C'mon, Death. You can do this."
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"Why do you care so much about touring a stupid brewery?"
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"Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches,"
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"fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
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"Now help me drink these beers."
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"- Peter, I'm not drinkin' this. - OK, OK. All right, all right."
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"Lois, uh, I'm gonna go to the store now, OK?"
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"Stop it! What if the kids were to see you drinkin' like this?"
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"Oh, my God! Please tell me we didn't do it."
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"Huh. Nothin'."
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"- Peter, it's seven in the mornin'. - Thanks for the update, Big Ben."
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"- You're drunk again! - No, exhausted. I've been drinkin' all night."
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"Yeah, somethin' terrible... all the way to the bank!"
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"I'm late for my checkup."
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"Wheeee! Whoo-hoo!"
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"Yeah! All right!"
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