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Clips from Family Guy - Wasted Talent (S02E02)

"He's tastin' victory. I bet it tastes good."
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"Like saltwater taffy or a Chunky."
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"Good morning, Mrs Griffin. Hello! Hello! Hello!"
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"Hello! Ha, ha! Just kidding."
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"- So, uh, any problems? - No, everything's fine, Doctor."
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"- Lois? - Oh. Hello, Alexis."
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"Heard you might not enter the competition this year. Smart move."
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"Yes, well, there are more important things in life than a piano competition."
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"Oh, yes. Especially for those who have no-oh, that's cold! - Chance."
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"Well, I guess I'll see you there. Fred, this is not a date!"
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"- All right, you're all done, Alexis. - What do you know?"
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"Once again, I finish first."
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"The recipient declines to be interviewed for safety reasons,"
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"but I'm sure you're all with me when I say "Congratulations, you son of a bitch.""
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"- Hello, dumb-dumb. - Not now, Gazoo. I wanna be alone."
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"It's not always about you, fatso."
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"Hey, you guys! It's a fake! There's still a scroll out there!"
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"everyone would stop looking, giving me the edge to find it myself."
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"I will now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain."
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"Huh. Kinda tickles."
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"Aaah!"
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"Oh God! It's eating out the back of my eyes! Aah!"
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"In other news, chocolate may be better for you than once thought. In a recent 12-day study..."
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"What the hell...?"
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"I've found it! I've found the last scroll!"
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"- He found it! - Oh, my God!"
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"Run home, Peter! Run as fast as you can!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, man, this is the happiest day of my life."
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"Now I know how Barbra Streisand felt the day she married James Brolin."
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"Professional ninja Jerry Nelson, how did you find your silver scroll?"
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"I was at home nursing this throwing-star wound, my wife Janey gives me a beer,"
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"and bam, there it was."
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"Honey, I'm sorry. You know you can't sneak up on me."
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"A big hand for Cheech Marin, everybody."
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"Let the tour begin."
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"- Hey, look! - Oh, those are the Chumbawambas."
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"Oh, we don't have one. I guess this is where you get off."
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"Chumbawamba, gobbledy-goo"
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"Life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true"
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"Chumbawamba, gobbledy-gee"
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"When your poor legs are stiff as a tree"
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"What do you do when you're stuck in a chair"
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"Finding it hard to go up and down stairs?"
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"What do you think of the one you call God"
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"Isn't his absence slightly odd?"
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"Chumbawamba, gobbledy-gorse"
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"Count yourself lucky you're not a horse"
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"Very good, Jimmy."
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"Uh. Not talking to myself."
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"You're good enough to tackle a Beethoven sonata!"
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"I got the mu... Oh, my God!"
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"I... I fell."
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"Take a drink and you'll sink"
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"To a state of pure inebriation"
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"You'll be tanked"
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"Like the whole Irish nation"
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"Yeah!"
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"When you drink enough of my beer"
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"You will find this magic rule"
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"Make your every joke a jewel"
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"You'll drive drunker than Oksana Baiul"
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"Go on, buds, drink my suds"
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"Though the beer may be free"
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"You're just renting it from me"
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"Ah. It's like I died and went to heaven."
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"But then they realised it wasn't my time, and so they sent me back to a brewery."
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"We're still working some of the bugs out of our latest invention, Permasuds."
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"Beer that never goes flat. No matter how old it gets, it stays carbonated."
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"- Brian, wait. - Maybe we should stick with the group."
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"Beer that never goes flat! Do you know what that means, Brian?"
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"This beer will still be carbonated long after you die of old age"
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"Ah, what the hell. Cheers! I don't know why he said it wasn't ready."
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"- It tastes pretty good to me... Whoa! - Oh, my God! What the hell's happening?"
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"Must be the beer. Hey! Hey, check this out."
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"Oh, yeah? Watch this!"
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"- See, look, my thumb is fine. - I'm talking about that!"
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"- Oh, this is it, pal. We're goners. - Peter, I've really cherished our friendship."
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"Me too, buddy. That's why I was holdin' this in, but, if we're gonna die anyway..."
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"- Hey! Hey, pull my finger. - My pleasure."
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"Hey, Peter, this next one you can blame on the dog."
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"You've sullied my factory and disobeyed my rules."
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"- I want you to leave immediately! - Oh, come on!"
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"- Don't I at least get a Chumbawamba song? - Oh, fine."
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"Chumbawamba, gobble..."
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Come on, Meg. The competition is this Sunday, and you're not even close to ready."
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"- Maybe if you loosened my chains? - We tried that, remember, honey?"
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""Dear Pawtucket Pat, I hate you! You are a bad man!""
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""And you made me cry. Furthermore...""
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"Not now, Peter. Meg and I are havin' a little girl time,"
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"- Help me! - Go on. No boys allowed."
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"Jeez, Lois. Still with the piano? What's a guy gotta do to get a little attention around here?"
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"Meg, you're free. Try the clarinet."
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"No, no, no. Play it like you did last night."
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"- I... I can't! - Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that."
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"Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night."
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"Come on, Lois, move or somethin'! Jeez, it's like doin' it with a pillow."
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"- Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night. - Oh."
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"Here, this'll make you feel better."
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"Huh. I think we've found his muse."
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"Oh, my God. You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
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"That's not true. I can also vomit, fall down"
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"and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk."
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"Get a case of beer. We've got a lot of practising to do."
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"- Practisin'? What for? - The competition."
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"- You're gonna be my first champion. - Oh, play that sad walking-away song"
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"From The Incredible Hulk."
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"Hey! Everyone! Look at me! Look, look! Look at me."
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"Hey, thanks! You think that was great? Watch this!"
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"- I need more talent juice. - Another beer already?"
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"Oh, well, I guess I don't have to be prepared for the competition..."
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"I need another pitcher over here."
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"Wow. Lois must've written the book on man-pleasin'."
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