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Clips from 30 Rock - Grandmentor (S06E06)

"- Yes, I was definitely on top of that tracy thing."
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"And all the while lighting a fire with that hot ass."
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"I'm your grand-mentor. Liz?"
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"Ooh!"
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"[scattered applause, booing]"
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"On the subject "why I lotgs?""
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"- The annual tgs viewer walk-on contest."
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"It's great promotion, lemon."
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"After what happened last year?"
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"- You know who enters these walk-on contests?"
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"- Read the essays, lemon. It's not going to kill you."
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"- Oh, really? 'cause this one is typed on the inside"
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"Of a bloody halter top."
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"- Just pick one."
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"And while you're at it, which one of these ties"
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"Do you prefer?"
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"- I thought you said a man should never wear pastel"
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"- Usually, but I'm going on the today show"
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"To talk about avery,"
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"Of strength and sexual dominance."
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"Which wasn't going to happen"
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"With the tie I was going to wear."
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"- [gasps] oh, my."
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"So, uh, what is the news with avery?"
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"Is full of democrats,"
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"- It's been a year, and the media have moved on."
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"- Media is a plural noun. Put this tie on."
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"Back on the front page."
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"Fortunately, I run a network with a news division,"
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"Even..."
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"Go and see matt lauer's band. It's blues rock, lemon."
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"It's called..."
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"- Lemon, no."
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"But I just want you to know"
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"Even if I did just receive a fancy award at my new job."
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"- On behalf of the mother[bleep]"
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"I, gaylord felcher, present you"
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"With the "employee of the [bleep] week" award."
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"Let's give it up for this [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]"
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"[bleep] bag of [bleep]."
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"- So what can I get for you?"
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"- And hazel's on it, tracy."
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"Kenneth, can I speak with you?"
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"- Can you? You just did."
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"- What's your problem?"
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"Just like nana parcell, my heartworm."
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"- Hey, jack. What are you still doing here?"
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"On how to plan a staycation with your cyber bully?"
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"There was a mine collapse in china."
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"Turns out, to keep labor costs down,"
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"They pay 'em in yogurt."
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"I can't compete with that."
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"- Hey, thanks for coming to see my band last night."
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"- Hey, dummies, I need you guys to write a sketch"
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"And do not write another sketch about krang"
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"From teenage mutant ninja turtles."
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"No one knows who krang is."
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"It would be a waste of time to talk about krang on television."
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"- Liz? - Krang!"
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"What the hell, hazel?"
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"- Can I ask your advice, woman to woman?"
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"- Are you sure?"
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"'cause I took one of those"
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""which gossip girl are you?" quizzes,"
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"And it said I was the dad's guitar."
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"- [scoffs] please. You are so amazing."
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"And look at your body."
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"Your rack is like, "pow!""
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"- Hazel, what is the question? - It's kenneth."
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"But he keeps trying to do my job for me."
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"He was so condescending."
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"He laughed at me, and then he undressed me with his eyes."
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"And then he had his way with me."
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"With his eyes."
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"- No, kenneth is sweet, but he's still a man."
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"For just taking whatever they want."
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"But what do people call women who are tough and ambitious?"
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"- Leslie or courtney?"
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"So play it like a man and don't let anyone try to stop you."
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"- I want you to be my mentor."
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"- Julie-san, fighting not good."
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"But if must fight, win."
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"- You listen to me, blitzer."
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"Steel? Mr. Hammerhands?"
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"Drinking scotch, staring at that doorway,"
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"That she'll walk as if nothing ever happened."
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""I'm home, jack."
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"And I brought back a bunch of oriental sex powders.""
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"- I know how you can get avery back on television."
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"Blondeness, kidnapping,"
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"I played italian party whore in the amanda knox story."
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"- A tv movie--jenna, I don't want to trivialize this ordeal."
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"Has been released."
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"- Well, it would allow me to control the story."
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"Gabriel..."
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"- Excuse me, ms. What's-her-name."
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"What's that?"
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"- No! No!"
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"He just got his cholesterol down to triple digits."
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"- I definitely have a penis."
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"I've been in tons of car wrecks."
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"- Hazel, I just peed this."
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"Could you take care of it for me?"
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"- Sir!"
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"I am resuming responsibility for your care."
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"You wanna be bossed around by this trailer park hitler?"
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"Or do you wanna do whatever you want with a sexy, fun bitch"
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"Who just bought you a pinata?"
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"- Uh-huh. You can't handle the fact"
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"What a world."
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"I bet even hillary clinton has to put up with this crap"
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"From whoever was secretary of state before her."
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"- You mean condoleezza-- - shut up."
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"- Hey, sweetie. How was your day?"
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"Ugh! I still have to read all these essays."
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"And the bedroom. - Sure."
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"- Okay, here's a little bedroom tip."
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"Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand."
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"That way, when you're done, you have a treat."
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"- I wish I had your emotional intelligence."
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