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Clips from 30 Rock - Grandmentor (S06E06)

"My boyfriend razmig and I have hit a little rough patch."
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"- Okay. Lay it on me."
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"- Stop right there."
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"You didn't hit a rough patch. He cheated on you."
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"You have to dump him immediately."
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"- What? How can you say that?"
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"- Hazel, I'm trying to help you."
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"Helping me would be teaching me how to spice things up."
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"Like by greeting him at the front door"
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"I'm very disappointed in your mentorship, liz."
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"- No wigs."
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"Do you understand? - Hey, gabe."
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"For the greatest love story ever told?"
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"- You mean lois lane's love affair with journalism?"
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"I said it. - Avery and me."
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"I'm producing a television movie"
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"The script is due on Monday. - Monday?"
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"Hmm. I guess I won't be able to go to the gym this weekend."
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"- I know it's short notice,"
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"But I would consider it a personal favor"
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"After six years of listening to you complain"
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"About how there are so few women on death row."
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"Oh! Speaking of our amazing dynamic,"
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"I have taken on a mentee of my own, jack--"
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"A page named hazel."
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"- You're a mentor?"
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"And I'm still so young. - Don't worry."
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"I already messed it up."
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"I told her to break up with her awful boyfriend"
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"And she got really mad at me."
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"Is for you to let her fail."
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"When? - Um--"
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"- I think the crowd at the apollo"
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"Just like you did after the crowd at the apollo"
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"Chased you into the river."
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"Ow! My groin!"
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"You were wrong. They do still make crossbows."
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"- You let him buy a crossbow?"
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"And no motorcycle!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Tracy's very tired. He didn't sleep last night."
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"- Why not?"
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"If he doesn't get at least 14 hours a night,"
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"- We on a show within a show!"
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"- Well, tracy wanted to go clubbing."
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"And I don't know if you know this, kenneth,"
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"- You didn't let him drink, did you?"
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"- I'm not an idiot, kenneth. I took him off his medication."
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"- Because liz told me to."
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"Having access to tracy is an opportunity,"
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"And I'm taking advantage of it."
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"Did you see page six today?"
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"- Jack!"
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"- Where did you get that?"
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"As I own a magnet that can scramble her pacemaker."
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"- I appreciate that."
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"You can play a korean party whore."
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"I just don't think you can capture avery's essence."
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"I posed bottomless in essence."
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"She went to yale."
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"- Oh, I see."
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"- I didn't say stupid."
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"Practical, emotional, and there's actual intelligence,"
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"Which is what I'm talking about."
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"- Liz, we have a show in four hours."
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"Have you still not picked a contest winner?"
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"- Ugh! Fine, I'll just pick one at random."
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"It's joren van der sloot."
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"- Oh, hazel, we need to talk. - I'm busy, liz."
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"Tracy wants me to paom in ."
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"Is this dress appropriate"
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"Because of his gambling addiction and his fear of magic."
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"But maybe a weekend away from razmig is a good thing."
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"- No. Razmig's coming with me."
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"- [armenian accent] what? Who is this, hah-zel?"
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"I no permit you talk other woman."
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"To dump him."
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"- You don't know what you're talking about, liz."
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"Razmig is amazing. He makes me laugh."
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"- [chuckling] razmig!"
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"- [jack's voice echoing] let her fail, liz."
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"Let her get there on her own."
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"- You know what, fine. You're right, I'm wrong."
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"Go, be with razmig. - Thank you, liz."
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"- You are a big woman."
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"- [knocking] I need your help, ms. Maroney."
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"Oh, I thought you were someone famous."
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"What do you want?"
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"- I'm afraid if mr. Jordan goes to las vegas this weekend,"
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"He's gonna die."
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"- I'm not hearing my name, kenneth."
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"- So I thought you--"
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"- Oh, thank god. That took forever."
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"If I could just get one minute alone with mr. Jordan--"
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"- You can convince him he's wrong. Yes!"
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"But how do you get his attention?"
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"All the world's a stage, kenneth."
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"Just play the part."
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"- Play the part?"
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"- Ms. Lemon."
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"- No, kenneth, you can't enter."
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"The contest isn't open to nbc employees."
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"- I know, ma'am-maw."
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"- Kenneth, you know this is just"
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"To be a non-speaking extra, right?"
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"But have you ever loved something so much"
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"- Nope."
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"And I know you won't do anything weird on the air."
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"- Get to wardrobe, contest winner!"
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"- Hello? - Hi, it's charles from the u.N."
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"We found your wife"
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"She should be there right about now."
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"- Jack, it's me. I'm home."
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"- How could you say that, darling?"
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"I'm avery jesbert. - Jenna?"
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"- No, don't turn on the light."
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"- Let's set aside how idiotic that plan was,"
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"- I appreciate your feedback."
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"I would've been devastated, heartbroken!"
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"- You wanna talk about devastation?"
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