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Clips from South Park - The Biggest Douche in the Universe (S06E06)

"- Over here. - Don't let it get in the roast!"
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"Oh well..."
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"What do we do with it now?"
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"Should last a few months in the freezer..."
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"Eric, you're okay!"
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"Oh baby, your time is back!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen it's "Psychic Showdown"."
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"Here are John Edward and Stan Marsh."
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"But now I understand that you're all here"
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"because you're scared."
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"You all want to believe in it so much, I know you do."
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"To just be floating around after you die"
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"Because whatever is really going on in life and in death"
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"Dead and gone forever!"
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"There's nothing special about you, dude."
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"- What the-- - Agh!"
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"Why that's... that's me!"
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"Well, thank you very much!"
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"No, it can't be."
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"that you have been nominated for Biggest Douche in the Universe!"
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"Congratulations!"
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"Oh dude!"
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"we'll give you a first-class ride to the awards show!"
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"No, wait, I'm not a douche!"
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"I make people feel good about themselves!"
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"I give people resolution!"
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"Now do you people believe me?"
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"I don't know..."
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"Goddammit that was a long flight!"
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"acting like yourself again, sweetie!"
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"Well come on, we better get Kenny back to his parents."
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"Wait a minute, who's got the pot roast?"
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"I thought you got it!"
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"Kenny!"
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"Rated PG-13."
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"Live from space station Zaed in the Valxen galaxy"
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"it's the Biggest Douche in the Universe awards!"
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"Graglar the Destructor, andromeda galaxy planet J-Eleven."
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"Durrrrrrr!"
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"from the Horsehead Nebula, station J-12."
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"And the winner for Biggest Douche in the Universe is..."
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"# The biggest douche of the universe #"
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"# In all of the galaxies #"
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"Derp da derp da derp derp!"
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"running out of time."
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"Well, what does he need?"
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"He's looking a little better today."
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"Ms. Cartman, we need to get Eric to a medium"
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"What this child needs is a time transplant!"
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"We need to take him to see John Edward."
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"That's right."
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"We have to go see him in New York!"
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"Oh what should I do!"
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"Rob Schneider was an animal!"
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"- Weak. - Weak."
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"Okay and she's telling me something about the money?"
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"Uh... uh, okay I'm getting someone now who's name is"
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"And it wasn't a good death. It was, it was a sad death."
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"I'm Kyle!"
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"That's us, come on."
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"This is what Grandma wants!"
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"opinions and materials given for entertainment purposes only.""
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"Our trip to Edinburgh should take about twelve hours."
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"In the meantime, we'd like to show you a complimentary film."
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"this is what my grandma wants!"
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"He's just a big douche."
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"He's not a douche! He talked to my grandma!"
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"They all just use a technique called "cold reading"."
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"Ohhh, me!"
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"I didn't, I asked her if November meant anything."
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"When a father dies, inheritance is usually an issue."
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"And money is something everyone worries about."
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"Well come in out of the cold, na!"
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"Please, call me Liane!"
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"Yup, there is definitely more than one children in there!"
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"Oh dear."
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"Watch it, lady!"
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"my instinct tells me Peter was her husband."
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"I didn't start by saying "Peter is dead""
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"In the name of all that is holy,"
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"we demand this spirit be set free!"
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"The spirit is coming out, na!"
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"It's almost out!"
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"Where were we going to find a child to sacrifice?"
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"Here, look, Kyle."
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""Why are we here?" "Where are from?" "Where are we going?""
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"Hey, I feel a lot better."
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"are floating around trying to talk to you."
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"You're right, Stan."
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"Sir, it is an honor to meet you."
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"Oh it's so good to have you"
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"# You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom #"
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"# Your dreams have come true #"
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"I'll have to call in a specialist."
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"And he's about to find out"
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"It was like, a death that made people sad"
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"Kyle! No, Kyle!"
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"Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive."
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"Hi, Momma!"
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"So I say, "Peter was your husband?""
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"You knew Peter was dead!"
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"How does that make me a douche?"
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"It's going to the light!"
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"What-- Why?"
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"Who is Kyle?"
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"Now she's sending me a "P" word."
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"Rob Schneider is Kenny!"
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"Oh, there's somebody with him."
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"I'll open a window, you try to chase it out, Thomas."
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"Alright, asshole, I know you're here to try and throw me off"
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"No, I don't want to talk to you, I want to talk to the audience."
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"Hi, pop!"
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"No, no, he's trapped in Cartman's body."
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"Go on, na, soul, na!"
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"Yeah, and we don't know whether or not we should care."
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"How'd Edward know my father died in March?"
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"Kenny?"
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"Alright, children, stand up on this chair, na."
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"Yes, there's only one explanation."
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"That you're saying I'm a fraud on your show!"
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